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The Cat with Hands

 
 
lekvar
01:24 / 19.10.04
That was great. Y'know, my personal Evil Genius™ plan for world conquest has always involved a cat-with-thumbs breeding program. What could possibly cause more chaos than a herd of 'em? My cats already get up to enough hi-jinx without opposable digits.

Nice to see that someone else out there shares my vision.
 
 
Triplets
01:44 / 19.10.04
But could it beat Shark with Arms?

 
 
Mazarine
02:46 / 19.10.04
It looks like the first post got deleted from this thread- here's the link that was originally posted by Bush Loses, Here's Dudley:
Discuss
 
 
lekvar
05:10 / 19.10.04
Cats with thumbs versus sharks with hands, Round 1

Cat: "Meow?
Shark: "Gasp choke caugh die from lack of usable oxygen."
Cat: "Prrrrrrrrrt" (opens can of cat food, presses launch button: end of world)
 
 
charrellz
05:12 / 19.10.04
Round Two:

Cat: *Gargle, sputter, hack, and other drowning sounds*
Shark: *chomp*
Cat: *silence*
Shark: Jesus, that cat was creepy-lookin...
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
11:59 / 19.10.04
Oof, yeah, I double posted and moved one to be deleted... then you all posted on the one I moved to be deleted.
 
 
Triplets
14:35 / 19.10.04
Maybe, Levkar, but if Armed [Flyboy] Shark can get his hands on a reverse 'Portable Ocean' Scuba suit [like a Vader gaskmask thing hooked up to a bilge pump] the cat's fucked.
 
  
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