Only two shopping days left till Greg Evigan's birthday...

08:58 / 12.10.04

I can't imagine Stoatie would have forgotten, but just in case... it's very nearly Greg Evigan's birthday, boys and girls. Have you got your decorations up?

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

09:14 / 12.10.04

FUCK!!!

Already?

Shit, you're right!

(runs down shops)

Grey Area

09:20 / 12.10.04

Greg who?

09:29 / 12.10.04

Evigan.

E-V-I-G-A-N.

That Greg.

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

09:31 / 12.10.04

He looks like James Bond.

Mourne Kransky

11:15 / 12.10.04

He invented bottled water and is thusly celebrated.

11:30 / 12.10.04

I think on Thursday we should all go onto his boards at evigan.com and wish him a happy Barbebirthday.

Eloi Tsabaoth

11:37 / 12.10.04

Every
Barbelite Down in Barbville
Liked Greg Evigan's Birthday a lot...

But Paul Reiser,
Who lived in LA,
Did NOT!

Brigade du jour

13:48 / 12.10.04

"All right, we waste him. No offence."

14:22 / 12.10.04

Ohmigod ! BJ And The Bear ! My Two Dads ! How the fuck did I forget ? And he's trying organise a fan club cruise in the Caribbean for 2005 ! Personally, I don't care what it takes, fraud, embezzlement, junk bonds, whatever, I don't care if I have to sell my entire family into slavery, I have GOT to get on there...

15:55 / 12.10.04

Yeah, we NEED a Barbe-posse on that cruise.

19:07 / 12.10.04

My Two Dads.

Which Dad do you consider yourself to be?

Ganesh

19:16 / 12.10.04

Gay Dad.

21:15 / 12.10.04

Will you be my Dad?

09:41 / 13.10.04

One more day till Gregoween, Gregoween, Gregoween
One more day till Gregoween, Silver Shamrock

08:16 / 14.10.04

Happy Greg Evigan's birthday, Barbelith!

Do you know, I think this could be the best Greg Evigan's birthday ever. Shame about the weather, though.

08:42 / 14.10.04

Merry Gregmas, everyone!

Eloi Tsabaoth

08:54 / 14.10.04

And a happy new career.

(Note young Gypsy Lantern on left.)

09:35 / 14.10.04

Dick Butkus! Dick Bucking Butkus!

09:35 / 14.10.04

I was feeling really happy about this.

Until I saw Mr B's picture. I'm not trying to say this has got anything to do with Mr Bizmuth personally, but what is that red-faced man in the background doing, exactly ?

" Smile, little lady, an' I'll buy u ice creeem. "

Honestly, on this day of all days, it's like a photo of a p-phile going crazy at Midnight Mass. None of this stuff should be brushed under the carpet, of course, but can none of us find it in our cold dark hearts to just focus on the work, for heaven's sake, and show Greg some love ?

Brigade du jour

10:23 / 14.10.04

Evigan, you better have one happy-ass birthday, mofo.

10:39 / 14.10.04

Don't make this ugly, Alex. Evigan makes everything OK. The problem with that picture is the presence of the unfairly successful Paul Reiser.

FACT: Paul Reiser has been in at least one film (Aliens) that got a theatrical release. Greg Evigan has starred in four "Tek War" TV movies.
FACT: "Aliens" was also rather good. Greg Evigan has starred in four "Tek War" TV Movies.
FACT: Paul Reiser had a starring role in the successful American comedy "Mad About You". Greg Evigan had a guest role on the unsuccessful American comedy "Veronica's Closet".
FACT: With Kirstie Allie.
FACT: Some people also like "Bye Bye Love" and "One Night at McCool's". Greg Evigan's film work includes "Stripped to Kill" and "Die! Die! Die!". If there had been an 80s police thriller called "Dead Coeds' Society", Greg would have been in it.

Hattie's Kitchen

10:57 / 14.10.04

Yay! Happy birthday Greg, I love you. But not as much as Steve.

10:58 / 14.10.04

After sending a friend a text message to wish her a happy Greg Evigan's birthday, I received the following response:

What do you get the many who has everything? Shelves - mounted on the heads of midgets for ease of positioning and portability?

11:19 / 14.10.04

Haus, this is all very well, but call me a Romantic, if you must - Perhaps I am, and perhaps I'm deluded, perhaps my dreams may after all turn to dust, as so often they do, like autumn leaves... just... chaff in my hands.

But I'd sacrifice everything to go on that cruise.

Can any of you milquetoasts out there say the same ?

Eloi Tsabaoth

13:49 / 14.10.04

This thread was actually adapted into the exciting motion picture He Sees You When You're Sleeping. However due to a time-space snafu it was made two years ago.

14:00 / 14.10.04

If you liked this movie, we recommend:

What dreams may come.

We're not sure why. Nobody has ever expressed a liking for both. Nobody, in fact, has ever expressed a liking for "He Sees You When You're Sleeping" at all. We're a bit scared over here that anyone has even commented on it. So, actually, if you liked this movie we don't even know *where* you might want to go with that. Try another movie where the star carks it early.

17:26 / 14.10.04

Seriously though, if anyone's got Greg's e-mail address, the most lovely thing he could have on his birthday is a message from the Virtual Wingman who's featured on one of the many threads about the Ben/Steve *slash* thing. For those unfamiliar, The Virtual Wingman will write your romantic e-mail for you ( these are fucking clever guys, ) and after that your hearts desire will be eating popcorn out of your hand during the Braveheart DVD, apparently.

" If you're losing touch,
And it seems a bit much,
If you don't know how to bridge that void...
If your life is a mess,
But you've their e-mail address,
Just call
The Virtual Wingman. "

21:58 / 14.10.04

Aah. Just come home from the traditional Greg Evigan's birthday drinks, and am now a) drunk and b) a little melancholy that it's all over for another year.

Still, it'll only be a few months until Fiscal Greg Evigan's birthday, and that should tide us over.

Brigade du jour

10:33 / 15.10.04

Then there's Greg Evigan's OFFICIAL birthday. March 3rd, I think ...

Jack The Bodiless

11:42 / 15.10.04

My friends all suck. At least I had a nice Gregmas this year...

12:03 / 15.10.04

Don't forget that for many, Gregmas is one of the loneliest times of year...