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Movies: how do you watch yours?

 
 
Spaniel
15:47 / 06.10.04
So I'm sitting in my living room, the lights are off, and I'm watching Ju-On with my girlfriend. I think it's pretty fair to say we were both shitting it.
The next day I'm chatting with Memebuggerer and he tells me he watched Blair Witch that morning and can't see what the fuss is all about.

So I get to thinking, what factors affect our viewing pleasure? Personally, any film is doomed if I'm sitting with a noisy audience (by noisy I mean anything other than total silence), and I prefer to watch horror movies in the dark, with as little company as possible. In fact I'm of the opinion that those who watch horror movies in daylight, or with more than 2 or 3 people, or with alcohol, or any combination of the above haven't really braved the movie.

But then I'm a conceited git.

How do you like yours?
 
 
PatrickMM
16:01 / 06.10.04
Definitely in the dark, and silent. When I'm watching something during the day, I'll close the blinds, sometimes even throw a blanket over those blinds, to try to make it as dark as possible.

Talking during movies is one of the things that annoys me most. I've never been in a real fight, but the closest I came was when watching Return of the King, there was this guy talking throughout the entire movie, and about a half hour from the end, I told him, "Shut up." He was a big chav type of guy, and he stands up and says, "You just tell me to shut up?" And I said, "Yeah." And you could tell that he was seriously angry, but then his girlfriend pulled him away and they left. So, the viewing was saved.

But seriously, people talking during the movie completely takes you out of it, and so does sarcastic laughing. Nothing makes a movie seem worse than someone laughing at a dramatic scene, and if it's a movie I'm liking, that really bothers me. It's fine to not like a movie, but just try to keep silent, and complain about the movie afterwards.

However, in defense of humanity, I will say that a good audience can make a movie so much better. When I watched Episode II at the midnight screening, it was probably the best filmgoing experience of my life. The crowd was so into it, especially during the Yoda fight, when you could practically see all the cynicism melting away from people. However, watching the same movie a month later, with only a couple of people, the bad lines stand out more, and it seems like a lesser film.
 
 
iamus
18:51 / 06.10.04
Well I work in a cinema, so I usually prefer it when it's busy out in the lobby and nobody can find me squirreled away in the dark when I should be doing other things.

I prefer to watch 'em in the dark but it doesn't bother me as much as people talking. Even the odd complimentary remark can annoy me a little. When the movies good, I don't want to be brought out of it at all. Also, If watching at home, I hate pausing movies so people can take piss breaks. This is not just a movie thing, I'm a big fan of story and hate breaking a really good narrative whether it be movies, books or something else. Free time and TV show box sets are a very dangerous combination.

Shitty movies spoil my enjoyment of film too.
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:23 / 06.10.04
Bobossboy, you're right, I really haven't braved the movie.

I watched Evil Dead this morning, for only the second time (the first time must have been six or seven years ago). I had the curtains closed but it wasn't the same as proper darkness.

Mind you, I did go to sleep right afterwards, and it had made me jump (I think when Ash got grabbed by a surprising spirit). And it rocked me like a hurricane, incidentally.
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:26 / 06.10.04
Couldn't agree more about the 'total silence' thing, as well.

I couldn't get into Spidey 2 at all the first time because of a giggling twat who, worse still, was who I was in the cinema with. Second time, however ... well, just life-affirming yay.

I went to see Traffic with a friend of mine who is one of the most placid and easygoing people I know, but these two women were sat behind us wittering on quite loudly and after about four or five shushes and pleasebequiets he poured his fizzy drink on them.

I was a bit scared, thinking this was some sort of psychotic symptom, but when I asked him afterwards why he'd done it, he said it was so that they would have to leave the auditorium to clean themselves up. Clever, eh?
 
 
Foust is SO authentic
12:12 / 07.10.04
People eating popcorn from crinkley paper bags annoys me, but I've decided to live with it; it comes with the territory, and I ocassionally have loud food with me too.

There's nothing worse than sitting near a handful of old people. I walked into a sell out viewing of Before Sunset this weekend, and saw that the only seat was in front of two eldery women. I thought to myself, "They are going to talk alllll through the movie."

And they did. I glared at them, but couldn't work up the gumption to do what I really wanted, turn around and tell granny "shut the fuck up bitch!"

Children in a movie theatre is almost always a no-no. Because parents will have to explain the story to them.

The only time children are good is in a children's film, because their enthusiasm can rub off.
 
 
Brigade du jour
17:08 / 07.10.04
Oh christ, you just reminded me ... when I saw Phantom Menace it was, of course, full of kids. I worked a day job back then and had to go in the evening, yech! Anyway ...

And would you believe it? Some child who had obviously only recently learned to read (although this being London it may have been a grown-up, seethe seethe sorry) READTHEFUCKINGTITLECARDOUTLOUD!

"A long time ago in a g-"
"Shh darling."

Didn't help that the film was, shall we say, something of a disappointment.
 
 
Spaniel
18:49 / 07.10.04
I regularly tell people to shut up in the cinema. It's noble and good, and we have a responsibility to do so.

Unless the blabbermouth happens to be six five and beligerent.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
19:22 / 07.10.04
Which, in my experience, they always are.
Agreed on the silence thing, but as Patrick said, sometimes a noisy crowd can amp up a film viewing. Saw both 'Evil Dead' and 'Cabin Fever' in midnight showings, and the 'ooh, ahh' of the crowd made them proper Midnight Matinee Movies. Absolutely ace. S'not gonna work with Kieslowski though.
 
 
miss wonderstarr
20:12 / 07.10.04
I've read some academic material that proposes watching a favourite film or TV show can be like a "symbolic pilgrimage", taking the viewer into a "liminal state", ie. of betweenness where they aren't in the fictional or real world, to a point of ultimate communion and transcendence.

The idea of shutting out the world, getting the room dark, turning off the phone or disconnecting the doorbell actually supports this theory -- as would dressing up in an appropriate outfit (some people do) or preparing an appropriate food (again...I've encountered it) as a form of ritual.

This seems a perfect board to ask what people reckon to this notion.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
20:14 / 07.10.04
"..taking the viewer into a "liminal state", ie. of betweenness where they aren't in the fictional or real world, to a point of ultimate communion and transcendence."

Happens EVERY time I watch Robocop.
 
 
The Natural Way
20:44 / 07.10.04
Well, my mate, Man Cherish (and, I believe, BiP), have both prepared tasty-mama pasta before settling down to the Sopranos. So, yeah, case-in-point, Kovacs.

And I bet everyone wants Cherry Pie after a Twin Peaks' sesh.

In his book, Overview, Stephen Berkoff compares the Saturday night cinema audience's popcorn guzzling to their attitude towards the film they're watching.....

Yes, yes, yes, "Sheeple"....blah. But, you know, fuck it, largely I agree with him.
 
 
miss wonderstarr
20:52 / 08.10.04
When I get more than 5 seconds free I will have to follow this up, because I said I'd write a guest column for some adademic TV studies journal on this kind of theme. Would any of you who have posted so far be open to me asking you more questions or alternatively object to me even quoting your contributions to this thread?
 
 
PatrickMM
21:51 / 08.10.04
If you want to use mine, that's cool.

And just to follow up. When I show someone a movie I really like, it's often more for their benefit than for me to really enjoy the film, since people do a lot of little things that bother me, like ask questions, when they know I've seen the movie already, so I really can't answer without spoiling things. It's sort of like I'm taking the hit so that I can discuss the movie with them afterwards.
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:57 / 08.10.04
Go 'head, Mister Kovacs.

Just thought of something else. I enjoy re-watching a film a lot more if I'm watching it with someone who's never seen it, especially if I have a sneaking suspicion from what I know of their tastes that they're going to like it.

Case in point - a friend of mine went to see both Spider-Man films with me on what was my second time, and loved them, so now I can't wait for her to come over and watch X-Men. I am actually genuinely really looking forward to it, almost as much as when I first saw them myself!

It's as if I'm tuning in to the joy and wonder of the other person's first screening and it reminds me very acutely of my own.
 
 
at the scarwash
01:51 / 09.10.04
I like watching films in a very purist manner. No glare on screen, or not sitting to far off center in the cinema. Best quality stereo, etc. Other than that, there are no ritual elements

Of course, I like to watch films with people who don't mind my evil cackles at inappropriate moments. For some reason, I seem stuck on the idea that My Dinner With Andre reads as highest slapstick. I'm pretty sure that if I ever attended a revival screening I'd be murdered.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
12:05 / 09.10.04
Wedding is entirely right. I don't do it for every episode, but if I'm having a big Sopranos sesh with someone, it's a whole part of the ritual to make the spaghetti, good tomato sauce and drink good Italian red. At some point I really must make a lasagner, 'using Carmela's recipe'.

The Sops it's *so* food-centric as a text, there's something really enjoyable and immersive for me about re-enacting those food rituals, it totally heightens/intensifies the experience for me.

Will a more intelligent think about why if you like, but haveta be later.
 
 
Billuccho!
00:20 / 10.10.04
...Evil Dead is supposed to be scary? I found it hilarious! Ahh, film. I have such low standards for movies that I tend to enjoy crap. But then, drama is funnier than comedy... Stuck on You made me tear up, but Man Without a Face may be the funniest movie of all time. Shoot me now.

Genuinely I mock a terribly, MST-style, if friends or whatever are around. Otherwise I like a good straight film experience, although some comments are allowed as long as they have a certain bearing on the proceedings. Or are just really freaking funny.
 
  
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