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Yes, I did post this at the hotel because I have an 8 track mind (as opposed to a one track mind which really worsens the audio quality. Now if you run it through an electric filter you'll get dirty aural water but that's not my fault, is it?)
There's a very easy reason why you can't use a sigil or Fotemacus....
Because you need to slow down time AT WILL.
When will a sigil slow down time?
And Fotemacus doesn't respond to everybody's command because, as we all know by now, he's either a snotty egregore not responding to all my requests or he's too busy fighting with Chronos for the proper domination of time and a feature movie starring Tom Arnold.
We need some visualization exercise to slow down time.
Like, oh I don't know, sitting in fron of an analog clock watching the seconds hand tick down the time beats away, visualizing it while at the same time realizing that the clock represents time (or at least the concept of time as it exists in the mind of popular culture. No need to get all philosophical and Dr. Who-like. I need a scarf. A long one.) and visualizing the seconds hand slowing down and slowing down with surrounding noise slowing down, growing deeper and deeper in pitch, the world slowly coming to a standstill,
and doing all this while keeping your eye on the clock until the seconds hand does move slower because your perception of time has changed which makes you quicker, faster, and smarter (okay, okay. I'm kidding about the part about you being smarter. Only if I trepan you will that happen.) And so now you can do deep visualization about you exercising your body while also doing advanced yoga meditation and [sychokinesis and desighning your own version of Doom to play in oyur head when bored (you know, to expand that multi-awareness which needs to be present in your mind so you CAN whistle while you're pissing and not getting any urine on you. There's always a first time for everything. Why not try now? MOO.)
And maybe that's how it all works.
Like a mechanical chaos monkey playing the symbals of death in a circus band... A magickal circus band. Made out of rubber. |
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