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Well, actually, I'm a real vampire, me. I first realized this when I started playing Vampire: The Masquerade, I was just like the people in the N'obraynah Clan, right? So me and some other kids went out and got Stanley knives and sort of cut ourselves a bit, and stuff. Then I remembered all this stuff from my past lifes as an undead, like when I got off with Cleopatra and decked Alexander The Great. And I just got, like, this compulsion to wear black, like, all the time? And I'm practically nocturnal now- I don't ever get up before 10 am, sometime not till 10:30. Well, unless I've got work. But that's okay 'coz I'm about 4000 years old now, counting past lives, so the sun doesn't affect me. I've even got my own Clan now. Look, that's my Clan Insignia right there- I drew it on my jacket with Tip-Ex. It's me and my mate Kevin, only he's called Ruthven now, and Sheila from my old RPG group who's only 19 so she's sort of like Claudia in Interview. And I've got fangs, only not at the moment because I've run out of Dentu-Grip. And I drink my lager with blackcurrant in it instead of lime. Proves it, see.
[Edited to brush away tumbleweed, stomp on suddenly audible crickets, frogs, etc, and wonder where that chilly wind has sprung from. Joke? Joke? Sorry.... ]
[ 30-01-2002: Message edited by: Mordant C@rnival ] |
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