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Talk Like A Pirate Day 2004

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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

08:59 / 17.09.04

Seems to come round quicker every year, doesn't it?

lonely as a cloud...

13:03 / 17.09.04

Yaaargh! That it do, stoatie, me bucko! Seems like only yesterday I met a group of Czech pirates (see here) extolling the virtues of September the 19th...yaaaargh...

Bill Posters

16:55 / 17.09.04

Just before anyone else does, I'll do the gag (which only works Stateside and takes two peple to tell):

A. Didja hear about that ultraviolent new pirate movie?
B. No, what rating did it get?
A. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

You hear it hear last.

Oh and Sept 19th is also a Pagan Pride Day, apparently.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

17:33 / 17.09.04

Ssssssssssssss.

flufeemunk effluvia

19:16 / 17.09.04

So, a pirate walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "Hey! You got a steering wheel on your crotch!"

Pirate says, "Yar. It's drivin' me nuts."

Sir Real

19:43 / 17.09.04

Just had to share:
I ha d a friend who, whenever we would talk like a pirate (never you mind why!), would shout in his best hearty pirate voice " BLARNEY!!!"
Ah, that still cracks me up.

■

20:07 / 17.09.04

What does ya gets if you crosses a pirate with a a paedophile?
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Ahaaaarrr Kelly.....

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

20:42 / 17.09.04

Arr, me hearties, I thinks I hears me the hissin' o' ninjas, damn their eyes.

Whisky Priestess

21:27 / 17.09.04

If you like pirates, you'll love Dodgeball.

No, seriously. Check out Steve the Pirate on Average's Joe's team.

flufeemunk effluvia

23:16 / 17.09.04

Yar. Back before I lost me legs, I would always wear socks. You know what my favorite pair of socks was?

ARRR-Gyle, of course!

the cat's iao

05:13 / 18.09.04

Yarr maties! This gangplanks for a walkin', but me narry a peg to stroll on. It's smart as paint, aye. The helms's a bit salty--the scurvy dog! Firin' to the aft of yesteryears barnacles, yarr. I'd be burryin' them skeletons. One for the rum, and two for where the paces meets the silver pieces, aye.

Lilly Nowhere Late

05:43 / 18.09.04

See this is why we're having my Frankie's parrrty on the 19th. In fact that was Stoatie's idea! See "Gathering" about the invite.
I'm sure there will be loads of hohoho-ing and bottles of rum!

Tezcatlipoca

06:53 / 18.09.04

Ssssssssssssss

Baaaarrr, a damnable ninjaaarr sympathysarrr. Signal number two thread to come alongside and caarst her adrift in the Headshop forum.

Drink up me haarrrties, Man yer women, and down with thar dratted coastguard.

Jack Fear

10:22 / 18.09.04

Told my daughter about the upcoming Talk Like a Pirate Day. She was excited about the chance to be all piratey at school. (One of her favorite books, when she was little, was Captain Abdul's Pirate School.)

Then I informed her that TLaPD fell on a Sunday; Her face fell.

Then D, with perfect timing, chimed in, "Well, when we go to church you'll just have to say 'ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-men!'"

I love my wife and kids, indeed I do.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

12:16 / 18.09.04

Jack- that's quite possibly the most heart-warming thing I've heard in ages.

I just went out to buy lilly's daughter her birthday present- oh yes, you betcha, it's piratey as fuck (it's a big swashbuckling pirate playset, with a galleon and an island an' all)- in the process bumped into everyone I know in Stokey (except, fortunately, lilly's daughter) AND a couple of 'lithers (ghadis and Illmatic)... all of whom refused to believe that I had actually bought this for a kid and not for myself.

Mind you, if they've got any left come payday, I think I may have to get one meself...

Arr! Tis a good life on the high seas, and no mistake.

Jack Fear

12:56 / 18.09.04

O better far to live and die
Under this brave black flag we fly...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

13:12 / 18.09.04

I had my darling dog cremated wrapped in a Jolly Roger. It seemed as close as I could get to a decent pirate burial.

Jack Fear

13:35 / 18.09.04

You mentioned that in your blog post on the subject, and I found it a beautiful image. My condolences on the loss of Biscuits.

I mean, er...

Yarr! Death's a rum do and make no mistake. Still, we all must draw the Black Spot one day; we can only hope we leaves behind a tale worth the tellin', and shipmates what'll honour us in our passin'. Mistress Biscuits were a fine crewmate, lad, an' ye've done right by her, so ye have. We grieves with ye, Mr. Stoat, aye.

GROG!
GROG!
GROG!

YAaaaaaarrrrr!

Where do we pirates keep our buchaneers?

Under our buching hats, arr arrrrrrrgh!

Lilly Nowhere Late

06:15 / 20.09.04

You've not lived until you've been around a group of 3 year olds talking aarrrr! for hours. The Swashbuckling Pirate Adventure Land is a big hit. I especially loved seeing all the room gather about the mighty box it came in going, "oooohhh!". The children liked it too. It even fires real cannon balls! Thanks Stoatie, and yes, you can come over to play anytime.

Hieronymus

22:25 / 20.09.04

Now THIS is a proper pirate playset.

Brigade du jour

00:22 / 21.09.04

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Triplets

06:46 / 19.09.05

YARRRRR, motherfuckers! It be that time ye scurvy dogs!

■

07:10 / 19.09.05

Now, we wants a training day!

Mistoffelees

07:20 / 19.09.05

Can I be a pirate if I still got both my eyes and hands?

No.

I've contracted scurvy espescially for the occasion. Who wants to see me pull out teeth?

Triplets

08:48 / 19.09.05

Who wants their poopdeck swabbed?

sad robot

09:12 / 19.09.05

i foolishly opted for the soft wood deck so no swabbing for me. i don't know what i was thinking my peg leg has scuffed the whole thing to shit.

Madman in the ruins.

13:32 / 19.09.05

Any of you scurvy dogs know how to get Parrot Crap out of my suede sofa.

Maybe I'll have to get a ninja in to clean it. (a stealty hissing noise nd its clean)

■

13:37 / 19.09.05

Arrr. I's got meself a scurvy dog of a bad back todays I has. Is anyone able to lend I's their crutch, ahaaaarrr?

bjacques

13:52 / 19.09.05

Arrr! This be a right special TLAP, me hearties! Hoist yer tankard and have a slug fer ye Flying Spaghetti Monsterrrr! And Jean Lafitte, pirate of New Orleans...pissed in Pirate's Alley...AAARRRrrrr...rrrr..r.

Sekhmet

16:42 / 19.09.05

Avast! Where be all the pirates of yore?

Where be Cap'n Stoatie?

alas

17:43 / 19.09.05

Who wants their poopdeck swabbed?

Is that the pirate equivalent of arrrrrrse-candling, matey?

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