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Wacky tabloids are hiring

 
 
grant
21:35 / 10.09.04
Just got out of a late meeting with an editorial supervisor type, and the American wacky tabloids -- the Weekly World News and Sun -- are hiring people who can:

* write the style (writers),

* who can design pages on Quark (layout), and/or

* who have experience in publishing (editorial staff).

Freelance part-timers or fulltime employees are being advertised.

Note that it's far easier to get a tryout if you're local to the South Florida area. However, especially writers, if you can do the fake-news, AP style writing, just send a few samples in from wherever you are and you might get some freelance work out of it.

This can be much harder than it seems. Brief guidelines: make every sentence a paragraph. Stack your information so the most important is at the top and the least is at the bottom (easy to edit that way... just cut from the bottom up, see?).

And when you write a lead (or "lede"), make it sum up the entire story -- the general rule is "Tell 'em you're gonna tell 'em, then tell 'em, then tell 'em you told 'em." That's the best advice for news writing I know.

The first thing you should do is get a copy of the publication, one way or another. And then try to copy it as closely as possible.

I should also include the caveat that this is a sick company. I expected my editor-in-chief to make it to December, but he's out as of a few hours ago, and I'm coming in to work tomorrow to get an issue out in case Hurrican Ivan swings east to consume us all. In general, out of all the publications in the company, Sun has been the best (friendliest) to work for... but who knows who they'll be putting over us now, and how that might change things here.

If you want details or addresses or whatever, post here or PM me.
 
 
Char Aina
09:43 / 11.09.04
send me the address.
i'm going shopping in a minute, so i'll buy a WWN.
what kind of articles do they want?
would entirely made up be appropriate?
it is WWN, after all...
 
 
grant
15:10 / 11.09.04
Entirely made up for the WWN is fine -- just remember to write about outrageous things as straight as possible. Let the "facts" do the talking, not the prose.
 
 
eddie thirteen
16:32 / 11.09.04
Ohhhhh, yeah -- I need an editorial job (though I dunno if even the chance to edit Batboy stories would make living in Florida worth it...incidentally, I didn't realize WWN came out of Florida, and now that I know, I have to wonder if maybe there isn't a bit less fiction there than I originally surmised). But hell, even writing for them would be cool. Where to send, where to send?
 
 
LucasCorso
17:11 / 11.09.04
If i live in Italy instead of South Florida is the same?
 
 
grant
18:08 / 11.09.04
Unfortunately, Italy is not that much the same as Florida as Florida would want one to believe.

And as I've mentioned here before, an amazing amount of the stuff in these papers is simple rewrites of true (or at least "true") stories from other publications. Including the local news.
 
 
XXII:X:II = XXX
06:08 / 12.09.04
I think I'm a good fit for this. But would one have to live in FL to qualify? I'm not keen on getting hurricanes up my nose three times a month. Unreasonable of me, I know.

/+,
 
 
flufeemunk effluvia
13:48 / 12.09.04
They looking for people to do the cheesy photoshopped pictures?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
16:07 / 12.09.04
Ooooh, sounds interesting. But how much chance would one have if one lived not in Florida but in (say) Barcelona, Spain?
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
18:03 / 12.09.04
I'd like the addy, Grant. And thanks a lot!
 
 
grant
21:11 / 14.09.04
I don't think there's need for photo retouch artists, but you never can tell -- we do occasionally buy strange images from digital artists, if they're striking enough. In general, images make more money than words.

I don't *think* location will matter much for freelance writers, as long as the style is good enough. You might have to send in lots of spec pieces, though. (That is, stories that the editors don't ask for and that they probably won't buy, but on rare occasions do.) In general, the WWN has a better history of hiring non-local freelancers than Sun -- one of the major writers lives in North Carolina, I think.
 
 
Jub
09:42 / 15.09.04
Hi Grant, can you send me the info please if it's still open?
 
 
XXII:X:II = XXX
06:20 / 16.09.04
Likewise.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
07:58 / 16.09.04
Pretty much as a matter of interest, what's the money like?
 
 
Mr Ed
10:07 / 16.09.04
Oooh. Problem is I live on the moon. Any chance of working at home?
 
 
grant
15:08 / 16.09.04
* The moon, eh? If you've got high-quality jpegs of your house, we could probably make a feature out of it. (Pictures are generally worth a lot more than words.)

* What's the pay like? I'm not exactly sure how freelancers are dealt with on a by-story basis, since that mostly takes place at the WWN. Dayrates used to be $150 but they have to more than that now. Let me ask....

My counterpart at WWN says dayrates (if you come in and work for a day) are generally between $150 and $175. Most freelancers for them, however, just do individual stories.
The way that works is for a main page story (say between 275 and 475 words), they pay $50 for the lead (the story idea) and then $100 for writing it. For shorts (the little stories in boxes), it's half - $25 lead fee and $50 for writing it. I believe Sun will be the same.

In practice, for both papers, lead fees are much more common than writing fees, but we're going to be boosting our total pages per issue soon, which is why we're looking around for extra content. (Don't be surprised if you send in a story and it gets accepted, but treated as a lead and totally rewritten... especially at first.)

Some freelancers actually just send in leads all the time.

Lead ideas for WWN can be pretty out there (although they do their share of real news), but the lead ideas Sun accepts are more often actual clips from local papers -- outrageous, unusual, or heartwarming stories that we haven't already read in major papers/internet services.

If it's on Yahoo's "Oddly Enough" Reuters feed, we've already read it. If it's in "Inexplicata: The World of the Strange" newsletter, we've already read it. If it's in the San Jose Mercury-Star, we've already read it. But if it's in the Rochester, Vermont Daily News, chances are we haven't read it.

If it's in any of the London papers, not only have we already read it, but they've probably copied it from us after we copied it from them.
 
  
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