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Other Strange Things to Eat

 
 
Squirmelia
07:58 / 10.09.04
I have eaten fried tulip petals and cinnamon-covered pansy petals.

Yesterday, I saw a friend lick sap off his car.
I had a cat who used to eat cake cases.
As a child, I remember eating paper and apple cores.

Douglas Coupland's website contains art made from hand-chewed books.
 
 
Loomis
08:05 / 10.09.04
As a child my brother used to eat tissues, and I used to put rocks in my mouth and suck the sand and dirt off them.

Mmmm ... dirt.
 
 
sleazenation
08:07 / 10.09.04
can anything really be 'hand-chewed'?
 
 
Grey Area
08:12 / 10.09.04
Might not be weird, but in one of my old schools the canteen used to hang a whole bunch of those tiny bananas from a rafter. They were the snack provision during the day, and were very sweet and filling. Must a SE Asian thing, because I've never seen them in Europe. Pocket bananas, we called them. Mmm...
 
 
Squirmelia
08:13 / 10.09.04
Presumably, they have a mouth on their hand, which saves the hassle of actually having to move the food up to their face.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
08:22 / 10.09.04
Tree bark. I can't remember what variety or even the origin of the cuisine. I was at a food festival and was trying all manner of wierdities. I think I had just been on a rampage though the chutney and mustard area and found the bark wrapped bean mix very settling for the stomach.

Spinach and fennel chutney is rather freakish in terms of flavour.

For those of you who may have derived from the meat thread that I am a rampaging omnivore that wants to eat anything that moves, I assure you, it doesn't actually have to move.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:15 / 10.09.04
I had just been on a rampage though the chutney and mustard area

Jesus, Seldom Killer, you make that sound so dirty!
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
09:40 / 10.09.04
I should have done it Christina Aguilera style in chaps and a blonde wig.
 
 
Squirmelia
11:40 / 10.09.04
Hair is not that pleasant to eat.

I am sometimes tempted by pretty, yet expensive fruits. Anyone tasted dragonfruit?
 
 
Ariadne
12:36 / 10.09.04
Loomis, is your brother a model?
I used to eat birthday cake candles. They said 'non-toxic' so.. we ate them. Times were tough in Carluke.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
12:44 / 10.09.04
There were nasturtiums in the salad bag this week - that was a bit weird; I know they're a perfectly respectable ingredient, but had never had them before. Quite a nice sensation, but I'm not about to start chomping on my gardenia.
 
 
Loomis
12:45 / 10.09.04
I keep forgetting you haven't met my brother Ariadne. You're in for a treat ...

I just remembered! I used to eat glue as a child too. None of that sniffing glue lark for us. My glue was called Perkin's Paste and was really thick, and instead of a brush like you got in the posher bottles, it had a kind of stick attached to the lid. Not so good for applying glue to things unless you wanted little mountain ranges all over your book, but perfect for use as an eating utensil. Maybe that was their intention?
 
 
Sekhmet
12:49 / 10.09.04
Should there be an age limit on this? 'Cause you know, little kids will eat anything and everything. At that age, you learn about the world by tasting it. I remember licking the TV screen and chewing on chair legs, for goodness' sake. Not to mention eating glue, paper, Play-Doh, crayons, and bugs.

Maybe it should be "weird things you've eaten after the age of five"?...
 
 
Lord Morgue
12:53 / 10.09.04
Monsteria deliciosa fruit. Like pineapple, cocoanut and banana all in one, and it looks like a triffid.
 
 
bitchiekittie
12:56 / 10.09.04
my crazy coworker asked me if I'd ever noticed that dirt can taste really good. what occasion have I had to sample dirt?

I hate those weird mystery greens I'm presented with in my salads that's so fashionable to serve in restaurants these days - they're always bitter and unpleasant.

is breast milk weird? I like to chew on blades of grass, the thicker stem bit near the base. honeysuckle. rose petals, the texture of which is nice on the tongue. anything in the garden that isn't a bitter leaf. paper. those little blue plastic things that lie nestled in soda bottle tops - I chewed them obsessively for a long time, and would on occasion swallow a bit.

I will eat nearly anything, whether it is meant to be eaten or not. I have an undeniable curiosity when it comes to the taste and smell of things.

I am a rampaging omnivore that wants to eat anything that moves, I assure you, it doesn't actually have to move.

heeeee. yes.
 
 
Persephone
15:24 / 10.09.04
Yesterday I was cooking green beans for dinner, and I tasted one to see if it was done --it wasn't, it's a little late in the season & they take longer, they have biggish beans in the pod. So I went back into the office & was online, and I put my hand out on my desk & there was a bean-like object on the desk. Under my hand, you know. So absently, I think bean & I don't know why, but I pick it up to put in my mouth. And the fucking thing BUZZES. Yikes, I spiked it on the desk --I'm sorry, I killed it. It was a fly!

Anyway, I didn't eat it.
 
 
grant
15:52 / 10.09.04
Monsteria is *great*. They grow around here... so do those finger bananas. They come from people's backyards, not from stores.

I had some sort of seaweed in China recently -- about 1cm thick, cut into a 10 x 8 cm square, in a hot pot restaurant. That was odd. (I didn't go for the buffalo penis... there are limits.) I don't know what the Chinese name is, or what the whole plant/algae bloom looks like.

Century eggs are pretty strange -- salted & aged, the consistency of butter or schmaltz. I'm not a fan of them. The eggwhites are black, and I find that combined with that smeary texture (no difference between yolk and white) disturbing. They stick 'em in the pre-packaged ramen noodle pots in China, in their own little plastic bags.

I love kimchi, which other people find off-putting or "weird," but since Korean joints started popping up around here, just seems like standard fare. (It's a spicy fermented cabbage pickle, if you're unfamiliar with it. Very pungent, distinctive smell -- like the Platonic form of sauerkraut odor or something.)

Miracle fruit are "weird" but in a whole other way -- they taste innocuous enough on their own, but make sour things taste sweet for about an hour afterwards. Good for breaks in gardening, sucking on key limes (which are very refreshing when not tongue-burningly sour).
 
 
bitchiekittie
16:22 / 10.09.04
I just tasted kimchi for the first time a few weeks ago, and I didn't find it nearly as offensive as I had expected to, after hearing descriptions of the traditional preparation from a dude who was living in korea for a bit. I didn't care much for it, but it wasn't bad, either.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
16:28 / 10.09.04
aw, kimchi *rocks*

how about paper? Well past the age of five I used tear the edges off the books I was reading and eat them while reading.

*runs away from Kit-Kat*
 
 
Sekhmet
16:35 / 10.09.04
Bengali, I still do that too. My favorite books have hardly any corners left in them.
 
 
bitchiekittie
17:09 / 10.09.04
I think about 50% of all avid readers have compulsively eaten paper at some point. ok, maybe not but they should! it's somehow very satisfying.

also lavendar truffles - what a lovely, interesting flavor!
 
  
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