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Whats my fucking problem?

Char Aina

17:35 / 02.09.04

dude, i am so bad!
i am the fucking pits!
i would clamp a pram if i was a traffic warden!

dont you fucking look at me with those 'aw, you're not so bad' eyes, i fucking suck!

now.

tell me why.

(keep it short and brutal, yeah?
some of you pricks could fucking type for days on this, i'm sure.)

8===>Q: alyn

17:39 / 02.09.04

You don't use capital letters. Are you e.e. fucking cummings? Grow a pinkie, freak.

Sir Real

17:56 / 02.09.04

And what's the point of the parenthesis around the 'shoet and brutal request? Jeez, what a bad, bad person.

Char Aina

02:38 / 03.09.04

okay...

two out of four something thousand?
so i rule?

dudes.
pick it UP.

Ganesh

02:47 / 03.09.04

You rule the school.

Pittenweem Elementary, probably.

Char Aina

03:08 / 03.09.04

ZING!

where's that then?

Ganesh

03:17 / 03.09.04

Pittenweem.

flufeemunk effluvia

03:55 / 03.09.04

You smell of old soup and you wear your underpants repeatedly without washing them.
Eew.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

06:24 / 03.09.04

No he doesn't. He smells of 20p-a-packet biscuits and weak orange squash, and wears a Millets parka that someone's been sick on.

Regrettable Juvenilia

08:04 / 03.09.04

I can't say anything bad about you after that post in the Prodigy thread, I'm afraid.

Ariadne

08:05 / 03.09.04

Aww, tocksy, we all know you're really cute and huggable.

Char Aina

09:47 / 03.09.04

THREADROT! THREADROT!

specofdust

18:23 / 03.09.04

Your muver was an irish hamster and your father was bald!

Olulabelle

20:06 / 03.09.04

I am not understanding. What's so wrong with being an Irish hamster?

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01:23 / 04.09.04

Yeah what's this Irish Hamster shit? I have Irish blood myself yer fuckarr, get gone wid ye.

toksik, you did post something in the Prodigy thread and i remember that now, you suck for that, i donn'e fuckin agree wid et, yer bloody 'amstur.

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01:47 / 04.09.04

iamus

20:49 / 05.10.04

Yer maw's got baws and yer da loves it.

(Irish hamster baws admittedly)

I'm Rick Jones, bitch

22:50 / 05.10.04

Is Flyboy sniping at me again? I do believe he is. Yawn.

Anyway toksik, you've always had a place in my heart but your post in the Har-Mar thread seals it.

Brigade du jour

22:57 / 05.10.04

You can't be that bad, Britney Spears sang a song about you.

Actually that doesn't work, does it?

Alex's Grandma

17:16 / 06.10.04

Nothing against this one in particular, but why have all these old threads been showing up again lately ? Guys, ladies, are we really so jaded ?

Char Aina

17:23 / 06.10.04

old?
its only been a month and a half, speedfreak!
you need to put down the meth and start doing pushups.
now.

yes, sure, granddad

Hmmmm, I would be very interested in having a piece of you. I'd bid for it on eBay but I'd have to see a picture of the auctionable body part first.

Lord Morgue

08:28 / 10.10.04

You look like Yassa Arafat,
You look like Indira Ghandi;
You look like Andre Gromeko -
You look like Roberts; Sandy.

I'll 'ave ya.
I'll 'ave ya.
I'll 'ave ya.

You look like Ronald Reagan,
You look like Adolf Hitler;
You look like George Shultz -
You look like Magilla Gorrilla.

I'll 'ave ya.
I'll 'ave ya.
I'll 'ave ya.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

You look like Abel Tasman,
You look like Barney Rubble;
You look like Mussolini -
If ya pickin' me, there'll be trouble.

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