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yo -
cut+paste promo txt for mighty (loosely) barbe-affiliated nite, brighton, thursday, here, now:
>ATTENTION!
A VITAL OPERATION IN THE ONGOING CONFLICT BETWEEN THE GLORIOUS FORCES OF THE DIY MICROCULTURE VS. THE RETROTAINMENT INDUSTRY (GENERIC INDIE DISCOS, WE ARE SCOWLING IN YR DIRECTION). WE REQUIRE YR ASSISTANCE - * * THIS THUR 02/09/04 22:00-02:00 * * - AS THE ICFTHS ADVANCE TEAM INVADES AUDIO + HIJACKS THE SOUND SYSTEM. YR MISSION: OCCUPY THE DANCE FLOOR.
OPERATIVES ARE ADVISED TO FORM CELLS OR SMALL UNITS AT HOME OR IN PUBLIC BARS BEFORE PROCEEDING TO THE VENUE BETWEEN 22:00 AND 23:00 – THOSE MAKING THIS WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY WILL BE GRANTED FREE ENTRY (AND POSSIBLY DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY). COME DRESSED FOR HIGH VISIBILITY.
CIVILIAN TRANSLATION BELOW:
hey you:
scarce have the tears dried on the Hanbury dance floor, and we’re
back on the block with another ICFTHS invasion. this time, the target
is AUDIO - yrs & ours for one nite only.
the club are auditioning various deejay tag-teams for regularish
slots at their dream palace. it’s a popularity contest, and we need
YOU to make like an army of cheerleaders – come down, show up, throw
down and show off.
extra incentive: for the first time in ICFTHS (or AUDIO) history,
ENTRY IS FREE BEFORE 11 (£3 AFTER).
we’ll be bringing all our signature gimmicks along, dogbowls, bubble
machine, projections – in an unholy fusion with AUDIO’s NASA-grade
sound system, lights and smoke deployment device.
and don’t forget about the music: as well as previewing a couple of
hott new numbers from the forthcoming LE TIGRE album (including live
favourite ‘I’m So Excited’), hear what happened when HAR MAR
SUPERSTAR met KAREN O – and, uh, HOLLY VALLANCE. also: fresh product from THE HACKER, back like an electroclash godfather, yo. and get there early for a long-awaited, all-new PIXIES track: ‘Ain’t
That Pretty At All’. also: ANNNIE/RICHARD X, THE GO! TEAM, DIZZEE
RASCAL, GLASS CANDY, SHYSTIE, THE FAINT, PINK GREASE, SOULWAX,
WHITEY, MUNK/LCD SOUNDSYSTEM, !!! etc etc.
those drink offers in full: bottles kronenbourg, pints fosters, shots
tuaca and silver vodka £2, jagermeister £1.50.
REMEMBER: WE ONLY GET ONE CHANCE.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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kicking_k
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