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If I Give You This Badge, Will You Leave Me Alone? (PICS)

  
  

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Regrettable Juvenilia
16:44 / 16.08.04
 
 
Tryphena Absent
16:49 / 16.08.04
I'm worried about you. I think you've cracked.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
16:56 / 16.08.04
Is that "special" as in "special", or "special" as in "special"?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
17:00 / 16.08.04
To clarify: this badge provides automatic affirmation that you are an INDIVIDUAL.
 
 
Grey Area
17:01 / 16.08.04
I'm holding out until he offers up the Sky Captain decoder ring.
 
 
bitchiekittie
17:07 / 16.08.04
if you gave me that I would indeed leave you alone. to go off and cry in the corner, stroking my lovely silver badge.

at least I have you, badge.
 
 
Sax
18:04 / 16.08.04
If I show you this badge, will you all leave this thread and go about your business?

  
 
Ethan Hawke
18:08 / 16.08.04
I hate to have to do this, but I'm pulling rank...or something
  
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
18:10 / 16.08.04
Sax, that's not cool, man. I know you're the man but don't be THE MAN.

Papi's is cool, though, ha ha! No offence to any girls reading this. I love girls.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
18:11 / 16.08.04
no you don't.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
18:13 / 16.08.04
you don't know what love IS, McFlibbertyboy!
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
18:15 / 16.08.04
But I wanna know, Papi. I wanna know what love is.

I don't want you to show me, though, Papi. That would be gay. No offence to anyone reading this who is gay!
 
 
Ethan Hawke
18:17 / 16.08.04
holy shit, you are reading my MIND. Is it gay if you're IN MY MIND?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
18:17 / 16.08.04
Ha ha ha! I just noticed that that badge has the number '69' on it! Is that deliberate? Because that is an appropriate number - I don't know if any of you are familiar with this, but '69' is a slang term for a sexual position a man and a woman can get into during sex.

Papi, do you know any strong empowered strippers you could introduce me to?
 
 
Ethan Hawke
18:19 / 16.08.04
I don't know....there's this one who slapped me pretty hard once. I think she's strong. I don't know if she has any powers though.
 
 
Sax
18:19 / 16.08.04
Then you need this badge, Fly.

  
 
Char Aina
18:26 / 16.08.04
when am i meant to get this badge?
dont toy with me, man.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
08:20 / 17.08.04
Can I get one that reads sPesHull?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:22 / 17.08.04
Can I have one that reads RodHull?
 
 
fluid_state
13:10 / 17.08.04
Let's just get down to brass tacks and have this thread printed on a t-shirt.
 
 
Sax
13:26 / 17.08.04
Not a badge?
 
 
Ethan Hawke
13:32 / 17.08.04
OHMIGOD - a badge that is a badge of a badge. Or badges. THAT WOULD BE SO MIND-FUCKING.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
13:33 / 17.08.04
That would be one bigass badge.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
13:34 / 17.08.04
How about if we have it printed on some brass tacks?
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
13:34 / 17.08.04
Dude- they definitely don't make brass tacks that big.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
13:35 / 17.08.04
HOLY SHIT - We could pin the badges to a BADGE-r! Now THAT's mind-FUCKING!
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
13:40 / 17.08.04
Brass tacks of badges on badges of badges of brass tacks on badges on t-shirts of badges on brass tacks on badges.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
 
 
Ethan Hawke
13:41 / 17.08.04
On a BADGER.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
13:43 / 17.08.04
This is bar none the best thread ever on anything ever in the history of ever, ever.

I need a badge that says "It's Offishull"
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
13:45 / 17.08.04
Would you like your badge on a badger, an offichull real live badge, called George Morrison.

Badgers could be like speshull armour protection for badgers against the terror of being poked with spoons.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
14:01 / 17.08.04
Oh and HOLY FUCK - the badge could say "This is NOT A BADGE" on it. In French! How do you say "badge" in France-speak? "das Badge?"
 
 
Spatula Clarke
14:07 / 17.08.04
Le Badgez. Fool.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
14:15 / 17.08.04
Ce ci n'est pas un badgez-fool?
 
 
Ethan Hawke
14:17 / 17.08.04
Or wait - maybe what you're saying is that it should be "This here ain't no badge. FOOL!"
 
 
sleazenation
14:18 / 17.08.04
surely, le badge c'est fou
 
  

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