Okay, so we're back from London's wondrous Duckie (for Loomis: they played 'First Of The Gang To Die' and 'Last Of The Famous International Playboys'), and tonight's cabaret threw up a couple of questions.
Duckie's cabaret spot is often hit-or-miss, and this evening's was introduced, by the lovely Amy Lame, as a couple of Japanese and one Portuguese person doing "Yoko Ono meets Robert Mapplethorpe". So far so intriguing.
Anyway, a little Japanese guy in leather trousers, a gimp mask and a black open-kimono does a few minutes of intro, before welcoming on a tattooed Marco-from-Big Brother lookalike and a busty, buttocky dominatrix, complete with (very) tight corset and silver lipstick. She ties Marco's hands (with a nice bit of Japanese rope bondage) and proceeds to insert six sterile needles in his brow, three above each eye. He doesn't wince. She adds another couple of needles through each nipple, cross-wise, then whips off his loin-cloth to reveal a Prince Albert-pierced cock. The little gimp-masked guy cuts three lengths of clothes-line and threads one through the PA, pulling the guy's cock taut, so it looks at least half-erect. The dominatrix ties the other two ropes around the needle-pierced nipples, and gets Gimp-Mask to hold them. The lights go down, and she produces some sort of electrical device, shocking Marco's nipples and PA.
Aaanyway, at this point, Amy appears onstage and says (slightly apologetically) that she needs to stop the performance because she's been informed it's "totally illegal". The performers grin, there's applause, and they leave the stage.
I wondered: which bit of the act was illegal? Was it the semblance of an erect penis in a room of people who may not have been 18 (the door staff decide)? Was it the fact that the door was open and, theoretically, the public could've gawped inside? Did it count as assault, despite being (presumably) consenting? Was it the fact that it was carried out onstage at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern instead of Guantanamo Bay?
I'm curious. I'd be interested to hear from those who know more about the legal schtuff than I do. |