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Equation to make scary movies

 
 
Cowboy Scientist
14:36 / 12.08.04
Check the article:

Is this the beginning of the death of creativity? (You know, by making movies determined by ecuations?)
 
 
Jack Fear
15:00 / 12.08.04
Or by equations, even.
 
 
Benny the Ball
15:14 / 12.08.04
I kind of like the idea of Ecuation's making scary movies, are they a extremist Church sect, or eastern Europeans? What ever they are, they scare the hell out of me!
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
19:40 / 12.08.04
It is certainly not nonsensical scaremongering in any way to suggest that it is a slippery slope from this news to "the death of creativity".
 
 
Cowboy Scientist
01:30 / 14.08.04
Okay, sue me, eQuations, eQuations! I wrote that in a hurry and had no time to check.

It is certainly not nonsensical scaremongering in any way to suggest that it is a slippery slope from this news to "the death of creativity".

That was just, you know, "the show".
 
 
fluid_state
08:27 / 15.08.04
A more apt question would be whether or not mathematicians will be regarded as artists in this new future where a+b = a lot of popcorn.
 
 
40%
13:41 / 15.08.04
What a load of crap. The Shining was largely great (and as scary as it was) because of Jack Nicholson. Good actors (and writers, directors etc), good film. Shit actors etc, shit film. That's the only equation I need.

What are these people doing with their time? They're a drain on the fucking economy is what they are.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
20:16 / 15.08.04
Calm down, dear! It's only an equation.
 
 
gridley
14:26 / 16.08.04
That equation is bogus. They completely failed to factor in how essential shot of topless (or bottomless) girls are to so many slasher flicks. Seriously, I think there's some chemical trick that happens in your mind when you go (usually in a very short time) from titilated to shocked (as the naked girl is suddenly beheaded or what have you).
 
 
The Photographer in Blowup
19:29 / 16.08.04
It's funny the 'equation' mentions stereotypes, because that whole list looks just like big a bunch of them:

Escalating music? Chase scenes? Dark sets (which as dark as they were, didn't save the ridiculous The Order from flopping) and good old gore which you could argue the genuinely best horror movies lack.

But I'm disappointed they overlooked the effect of good, loud, creeping sound like you'd find in The Exorcist. And they included 'fear of the unknown' but forgot 'dramatic irony?'

If modern Hollywood is now following this sure-hit formula, I can see why Constantine was doomed from the beginning.

And notice how they emphasize 'scary movies' but not 'good movies.' I'd say making a horror movie that may not be very scary but is well written, has an interest plot and rounded characters is always better than just writing a scary movie.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:45 / 16.08.04
Researchers spent two weeks watching horror films like The Exorcist, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Silence of the Lambs in pursuit of the formula.

Two weeks? Two whole weeks? Well, if I'd realised they'd gone to so much fucking effort...

I've spent YEARS watching the fuckers, and I still don't think I could come up with a perfect formula. I guess that's why I buy DVDs and let other people make the movies for me...
 
 
TeN
21:22 / 16.08.04
It kinda makes sense that our emotions can be predicted by a formula, especially something so basic as fear - I mean, in some ways, our minds are just governed by natural algorithms anyway, right? And maybe it's not the death of creativity, maybe it's the birth of a new form of it. If an artist knows how to make a person react, then aren't they better able to make art that will affect that person?

And the equation is WAY too simplistic - it lists specific situations such as "chase scenes" or "being trapped" as being universally scary. A more accurate equation would take into account personal phobias... or look more into (evolutionary?) psychology for universal or near-universal fears than simple surveys (especially surveys involving only the researchers themselves... not very scientific sounding to me). I mean, if you only survey existing movies, your kind of limiting yourself by focusing on fears that have been heavily documented, and hence are somewhat cliched in and of themselves. By taking a step back, you'd be able to identify strong universal fears that are rarely used in horror films, and be able to mine them. The part about realism vs. fantasy and a balance of the two was interesting though.

And I loved the comment from Anjool Malde on the bottom: "Nice to see that university funding is being spent on such essential scientific research."
 
  
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