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What are Alvin & Chipmunks REALLY like?

Porn Star Justice

19:39 / 08.08.04

http://homepage.mac.com/sceldred/.Public/Steve/Slowed_Chipmunks.mp3

at the scarwash

23:53 / 08.08.04

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Lord Morgue

06:51 / 09.08.04

Oh, you made me spit on my monitor.
I had flashbacks to The Evil Dead- "AAALLLVVIIINNN!! JOIINN UUUSSS!" "Ohhh-kaaaay!"

Yotsuba & Benjamin!

15:47 / 09.08.04

You guys must hear Patton Oswalt's riff on this, focusing mainly on the slowed down human surrogate dad and how demonic he sounds, in contrast to the completely placid chipmunks:

"MMMMMMWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAARRRRRRRREEEEEEEEYYY
YYYYOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAADDDDDDYYY
YYYYDSSSSSSIIIIIIMMMMMOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN"
"Okay."
"MMMMMMWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAARRRRRRRREEEEEEEEYYY
YYYYOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAADDDDDDYYY
YYYYTHTTTTTTTHHHHHHEEEEEEEOOOOOODDDDDDDOOOOOORR
RRRRREEEEEE"
"Okay."

You will shit your pants.

Murray Hamhandler

23:28 / 11.08.04

The Patton Oswalt bit can be heard here. And, yes, you really will shit your pants.

Yagg

03:41 / 20.08.04

Oh, my Holy Goddess. I laughed until I thought I would actually never stop laughing. I laughed until I was afraid that I would just keep laughing until I had no strength left for other things like breathing and maintaining a heartbeat. AAAAALLLLLLVVVVVIIIIINNNNNN! Oh my GOD that was funny!

Jack Fear

12:35 / 20.08.04

When I was wee, we had some Chipmunks records and an old-style turntable with a 16RPM setting, so the sound of this is not unfamiliar to me.

Perhaps the most terrifying thing, BTW, is that it's one guy doing all the voices—David Seville a.k.a. Ross Bagdasarian, multitracked out to yo.

All that interplay? One guy.
When "Dave" bellows at "Alvin" in exasperated rage? One guy.
The accountant? The hot-dog vendor? The lunatic?

All. One. Guy.

Schizophonic.

All Acting Regiment

11:34 / 26.08.04

Sweet fuck.

I don't sleep anymore.

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