Over the weekend I polled a staggering 843 people. 842 people said that not only were Ganesh and Xoc a pair of fucking sexy bitches, they are also butch like you wouldn't believe.
David Blunkett thinks that Xoc is a bit to bling and Ganesh has camp eyebrows.
I would like to register my protest in the strongest terms against this bizarre assumption that 'butch' is the opposite of 'camp'. As a deeply camp butch dyke, I feel that you are all oppressing me. Now pass me my power tools, dahling.
I'll agree he's bulky but butch? In a Royal Blue sweater that shows off his gym bunny pecs and wearing that Sarah Jessica Parker hat? Not to mention he has spent hours with his curling tongs working on that tight little tail curl. Sheesh, bet he has Steps' Greatest Hits downloaded onto his iPod.
I've always seen them more as loveable rock-pile The Thing and Johnny Storm myself... The only two men in history to attempt to use the same woman as their beard.