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Hoax: Steve Ditko Almost Ran For Public Office

 
 
FinderWolf
19:21 / 21.07.04
Really!

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Ditko wary of confrontations on Senate floor
Associated Press

CHICAGO -- Spider-Man co-creator and looney recluse Steve Ditko said Wednesday he would not run for the U.S. Senate, leaving Illinois Social Darwinists still without a replacement candidate less than four months before the election.

Ditko, who first told llinois Social Darwinist Party leaders of his decision, had his announcement read at a Chicago restaurant.

"I don't know how I'd do on the Senate floor if I got in a confrontation with a person who possessed a morally ambigious perspective," he said. "I mean, for crying out loud, I dropped off the face of the earth and quit a good paying gig, because I disagreed with Stan Lee over who should be behind the Green Goblin mask."

Republicans and Randians alike had hoped Ditko would step in to replace Jack Ryan, who dropped out nearly three weeks ago over embarrassing allegations in his divorce papers that he took his wife, "Boston Public" actress Jeri Ryan, to sex clubs before they split up. The party's top choices have refused to run.

There had been a growing sentiment that Ditko was perhaps the best shot for the Illinois GOP to keep a seat that will be vacated in January when Sen. Peter Fitzgerald retires.

Fitzgerald said Tuesday that Ditko, a 76-year-old transient comic book legend, is "as close as you can get to his bizarre notion of what a hero is here in Illinois."

A string of Republican leaders had lined up behind Ditko in recent days as a blunt-spoken, publicity-shy, creative genius who could generate quick campaign cash and appeal to crossover votes from nostalgic baby boomer geeks.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
20:23 / 21.07.04
Dude, Steve Ditko's alive? Huh. I always figured he'd died years ago. And he lives in Chi-Town? I suddenly want to find out where he lives and meet the old bugger. Oh, and does anyone know who he thought should of been the Green Goblin?
 
 
quinine92001
20:27 / 21.07.04
A faceless individual-not Norman Osborn-just a simple criminal. He felt that if Green Goblin was an established character it would be too soap opera like. Go figure.
 
 
BrianFitzgerald
21:22 / 21.07.04
That's so weird...something similar happened with former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka and the G.O.P. just last week.
 
 
CameronStewart
22:57 / 21.07.04
What is the source for this, please?
 
 
FinderWolf
13:32 / 22.07.04
Um...the Bendis board. And the more I think about it, since I don't follow sports at all (and didn't hear the Ditka story), it's very possible this is a hoax, with Ditko's name inserted for Ditka's. Sorry if that's the case. But I do think Steve Ditko is still alive.
 
 
FinderWolf
13:37 / 22.07.04
But I also saw the Associated Press byline and took it at face value. But if the Ditka (of the Bears) story is true, then I guess this is nonsense. (I had read some of the posts below on the Bendis board re: this story and saw a few Ditko/Ditka jokes, but thought that the story was true and people were riffing off the Ditko/Ditka name thing only after reading the accurate story. My bad.)
 
 
FinderWolf
19:38 / 22.07.04
I recently went and re-read the thread on the Bendis Image board where I saw this, and in the replies no one ever says "this is fake" - they literally conversed for a while with people responding totally seriously, other than one or two Ditko/Ditka jokes which didn't seem to in any way point to this being a hoax, it just reads like riffing on the names cause they sound similar. Ah well. Guess it's a hoax. Thanks to the mods for re-titling it. Now I'll double check sources from anything found on that board. Peace out.
 
 
neuepunk
20:10 / 27.07.04
The quote about moral ambiguity and the Green Goblin really gives it away, though.
 
 
TroyJ15
03:41 / 28.07.04
Wow. Just: Wow.
 
 
FinderWolf
13:02 / 28.07.04
Eeeh, I thought it might be that acerbic mysterious Ditko wit at play. Once again, I am duly embarrassed. Maybe we should just delete this thread altogether. *flogs self*
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
18:01 / 28.07.04
I still want his mailing address, please....
 
  
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