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Oh good lord

 
 
Ethan Hawke
18:36 / 20.07.04
Michael Jackson to be father of quadruplets. The first person to cite the appropriate verse of Revelations wins a prize. A quick and merciful death before the Tribulations.

Seriously, this is chilling.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
18:42 / 20.07.04
News straight from that bastion of accuracy: US Weekly Magazine.
 
 
Grey Area
18:43 / 20.07.04
Appropriate. It makes sense now...the four horsemen will be MJ's kids going postal. They get the costume designers to whip up the gear and off they go.
 
 
Papess
18:47 / 20.07.04
Well, I am sure they will be playing horsey, at the very least.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
18:51 / 20.07.04
US Weekly and Evolutionary Psychology. Also, this Rag Round-up gives Us 8.5 out of 10 in accuracy. And, finally, Slate media critic the obnoxious Jack Shafer, explains why he believes the National Enquirer (and People), though not specifically US Weekly.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
19:20 / 20.07.04
One word:

CLONES!

And everyone knows clones suck.
 
 
luke hugh
19:21 / 20.07.04
I wonder if this is the start of a vicious cycle of Jackson singers. Quadruplets would make a great pitch if they should start a band.

I feel it is a little too lucky that MJ would have 4 babies at once. I can almost smell the test tubes.
 
 
Papess
19:27 / 20.07.04
He already has three. Three, right?

That would be Seven...
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
19:29 / 20.07.04
Does collapsed rhinoplasty count as the prophesied headwound of the AntiChrist?
 
 
Sekhmet
19:33 / 20.07.04
The Four Pop-Tots of the Apocolypse!

Watch. He'll name three of them Prince Michael and the last one Bubbles Jr.
 
 
Ganesh
20:36 / 20.07.04
I expect social workers are standing by with catchers' mitts.
 
 
Warewullf
22:01 / 20.07.04
Weird, I'm watching the Michael Jackson Rock Profile and this thread pops up...

Anyway.

Maybe he's trying to make a new Jackson 5?
 
 
aus
04:20 / 21.07.04
Most ridiculous hoax ever.
 
 
Lord Morgue
09:24 / 21.07.04
Maybe his other kids are getting a bit old for his "tastes".
I wonder if he's going to use the old "turn the trial into a musical" trick, like last time he was up for Catholic, when he started singing "Billy Jean" in the courtroom. Hey, it worked for him, and it worked for Jane Russell in "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes".
No, actually, he did jump up on top of a car and start dancing this time round, didn't he?
I heard he was secretly taped on his jet, and his normal speaking voice is, well, normal. This whole Peter Pan schtick is just that, a schtick.
Right, who's up for Jesus Juice and a game of Rubba Rubba?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
18:41 / 21.07.04
Who else thought The King of Pop was Todd's cat ?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
18:46 / 21.07.04
You're saying he's not?

Who else wishes the thread summary read: "The King of Pop is excepting a litter."?
 
 
Ethan Hawke
19:02 / 21.07.04
What are you talking about? That's what it says. I goofed.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
19:04 / 21.07.04
thanks for pointing it out, jackass.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:17 / 21.07.04
All the best people breed, huh?

Sax and grant, you'll have to have another six each to redress the balance.

I guess he needs spares in case he has balconies in his hotel rooms on the next tour.
 
 
grant
02:58 / 22.07.04
Well, I could just hire a baby tracker and get me some Jacksons of mah own... Lord knows the man's got plenty as it is. He won't mind *sharing*.
 
 
Triplets
03:56 / 22.07.04
quadruple your pleasure, quadruple your fun
 
 
Triplets
04:02 / 22.07.04
"And where are you from?", she asked.

"Revelations", Michael III replied, "Chapter Six".

"Verses two to eight", Bubbles added helpfully.

(Sorry, Mr. Pratchett)
 
  
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