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VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering

14:47 / 09.07.04

* clack clack *

I quite like having the eyes on stalks bit.

I don't like the feeling things too acutely bit though.

And the whole "having a home" bit...bah.

Still, we make a Very Nice Bouillabaise.

Hattie's Kitchen

15:09 / 09.07.04

Dude, you have big fuck-off pincer claw-type things though. Claws. That rocks.

VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering

18:56 / 12.07.04

Yes. Yes it does.

Yet, my pincers are soft and loving at times. So dextrous and well, ORANGE.

Now. Say Happy Birthday to me.

If no one says Happy Birthday, then I'm afraid it's Bisque on the Menu tomorrow.

Oh, by the way I JUST QUIT MY JOB YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

adamswish

19:40 / 12.07.04

as a fellow cancerian I'll bite:

Happy Birthday!!!

The Puck

19:47 / 12.07.04

Dude when was your bday?! i why wasnt i invited, bloody crabs

Bed Head

21:13 / 12.07.04

Jeepers. Happy birthday to you, Mister Von Kobra. We’ll all give you the bumps when you get here, I’m sure.

So that’s you, jobless, one year older and soon to be jobless in London, with your own band and claws of rock, eh? Oh, and a U-boat already.

Why, ‘adventures’ must surely ensue. Fab.

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

22:30 / 12.07.04

Happy birthday to all other cancers. We should all unite and...y'know...scuttle. For freedom or something.

the Fool

23:02 / 12.07.04

Another cancerian offers birthday cheer! HUZZAH!

The Apple-Picker

23:23 / 12.07.04

We are awesome! Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to me.

VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering

05:23 / 13.07.04

AND THUS A MONSTROUS CRUSTACEAN EVIL WAS BORN, AS THE CITY CRUMBLED AND A HARSH CLACKING FILLED THE AIR, A BRINY MALEVOLENCE WAS TO BE THE DARK FATE OF BRITLAND

Yes, Happy Birthday Cancers.

You are deeply misunderstood.

I'd give you all a David Hasselhoff LP if I was there.

Of course that's not to say you should expect one from me when I arrive. I could possibly share my Brine with you though.

I have to go to a Birthday Party tonight, thrown by my ex-coworkers. I will show them all my sensitive side. Of course, I'm going to drop an E before dinner he he he

Brigade du jour

18:26 / 13.07.04

Happy Birthday! Same day as Patrick Stewart and Harrison Ford. Lucky bastards.

Oh, and who do I get on March 3rd? Ronan bloody Keating. Just shoot me ...

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

20:16 / 13.07.04

Seriously? Han Solo? Awesome. John Cusack is a cancer as well. He and I have the same birthday. I think it's obvious what the stars are telling me. That Cusack and I are meant to write a comedy together, starring Han Solo and Captain Picard, who will work in a restaurant together. They'll be doing restaurant shit like getting cokes and busing tables. Han Solo will eventually shoot someone for asking which rice is the brown rice and which is the white.

It's going to be sweet. Give it up for eyestalks!

Mazarine

21:01 / 13.07.04

My fiance turned 24 today. He's not a Barbelither, but he sleeps with one, and he's a Cancer to boot.

Brigade du jour

21:51 / 13.07.04

You know what? I'm a Pisces and I'm supposed to get along really well with Cancerians, but can I ever meet any Cancerian women? Can I bollocks!

Excuse the rant, but this thread seemed like the right place to rant it, sorry if I offended anyone.

Cat Chant

08:02 / 14.07.04

Happy birthday, Kobra et al. (Mine is on Sunday.)

And MGB - I once went out with a Pisces boy but the whole thing was ridiculous. I should have been with a Scorp all along. So I don't know what to advise you, except not to pin your hopes on a Cancerian girl. (Fellow Cancerians, however, I can advise you that Scorps are good, Pisces less so, and you will have deep relationships with Libras, sometimes for good and sometimes for evil.)

Brigade du jour

21:49 / 14.07.04

So ... I'm not supposed to be with a Cancerian either?

Dang, I'm just going to be lonely forever then!

Olulabelle

21:54 / 14.07.04

[Slight thread rot due to personal interest and the fact that it has nothing to do with Cancerians.]

Deva, what about Capricorn and Scorpio?

[End slight thread rot due to personal interest and the fact that it has nothing to do with Cancerians.]

Cat Chant

08:35 / 15.07.04

[The Scorp over there says "Not too good", but she loves my brother and he is a Capricorn, so hahahaha.]

Goodness Gracious Meme

09:24 / 15.07.04

ooh, happy bday Deva. may we ask how old?

Goodness Gracious Meme

09:28 / 15.07.04

oh, and as a pisces girl who went out a with a Cancerian girl, MGB, can i just say

Don't go there, girlfriend

The Apple-Picker

10:49 / 15.07.04

My dad is a libra.

This is a very convenient explanation.

Cat Chant

12:51 / 15.07.04

My dad is a Libra too, apple picker - you have my commiserations.

(BiP: 29. Honestly. I know it sounds like a lie, but it's true.)

Goodness Gracious Meme

13:00 / 15.07.04

well, *dons cliched lesbian hat*

I never trust cancerian women anymore, so don't expect me to believe that.

(actually, yr younger than me. *cries* )

Cat Chant

13:35 / 15.07.04

You're still too young for me, though - does that help?

Mazarine

17:45 / 15.07.04

My darling man is, as mentioned, a Cancer, and I'm an Aquarius-Pisces cusp. If it weren't for the fact that I lean towards Aquarius, we'd spend like, all our time being incredibly sad and feeling guilty for having made the other feel sad or guilty about something whether it was our fault or not. Mope-a-palooza. I'm not sure what 100% Pisces are supposed to go for. Not Aries, I know that much.

Goodness Gracious Meme

18:04 / 15.07.04

I dunno either. Anyone want to share their "I went out with a piscean and it was hell/bliss" stories?

Deva: I'm being a fishy drama queen, yr only about 6mths younger than me. But it still helps

(just you wait till yr next bday is yr 30th. gah)

Mazarine

18:50 / 15.07.04

There's a Scary-go-round strip for every occasion, I swear:
Crabby groove.

Brigade du jour

21:10 / 15.07.04

Don't go there, girlfriend

In the words of Bruce Willis after he'd just shot someone in the crotch - "thanks for the advice".

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