man...
if this was a paysite with a compulsory joioning fee, i could see it.
but an ipod?
for making tom's life more complicated?

get to the back of the dole queue, freebie-hunter!

any further queries should be directed to barbelith's customer servive officer and one time king, mike robot.

his office is over here, and surgery is ALWAYS open.

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23:05 / 05.07.04

I've been watching. I meant to bring it up earlier. As far as I could tell, we had an average of 0.7 joiners in June, so I don't think we have to worry too much about banging our heads on that ceiling any time soon. Now, if we did a Google bomb like FARK on "islamist website video" I'm sure it would zoom right up. Besides, Tom is very busy man. He has lots of Radio 3 fun to give us all. Give the man some peace and he will help us fill a million iPods with sexy tuns.

Ganesh

23:11 / 05.07.04

Mmmmm... sexy tuns...

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08:26 / 06.07.04

I just knew as soon as I hit send someone would do that. Why I oughtta...

Lord Morgue

11:26 / 06.07.04

Well, at the very exclusive Crazy Kimchi comment box #0089 club, we had a similar conundrum as to what to do to celebrate the #500th poster. So we decided to dress one of our (male, arguably) regulars up as a kawaii animé catgirl and anally violate him. That didn't work out, so for the #1000th post we decided Tabby (our cat-girl-boy) would violate the lucky poster. Unfortunately, Tabby posted #1000, and even after several recounts, refused to perform his civic duty and rape himself in the ass, despite much cajoling and offers of assistance, video faculties, international distribution rights, catering, etc....
Um, well, anyway, that's what we did. You may want to try something else.

Mazarine

16:45 / 06.07.04

A stern talking to about responsibility and whatever the HTML equivelent of a prophylactic is these days, and an earnest request that they fill up the car with gas before returning it.

Keith

23:11 / 06.07.04

only 88 to go. c'mon people...think

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:47 / 06.07.04

Huh huh. "Member". Huh huh huh.

pointless and uncalled for

06:41 / 07.07.04

and an earnest request that they fill up the car with gas before returning it.

Surely you mean fill up their ear with cock.

Olulabelle

07:18 / 07.07.04

That sentence brings a whole new meaning to the word 'cochlear'.

Keith

23:14 / 09.07.04

.....hmmm still 88 to go. I'm guessing this may take more time than I'd assumed. TRUST ME you don't want any of my internet buddies signing up (for anyone who this means anythingg to, I'm taking about the Liphook gang)

Smoothly

15:38 / 10.07.04

Rufus, you might be in for a bit of a wait, since regardless of how Seldom Killer would have them greeted, there's currently no coming in 'ere for new members.

ONLY NICE THINGS

16:03 / 10.07.04

Lipbrook near Tunbridge Wells? Wow. That's a rough crowd you're a-runnin' with, Rufus.

Keith

07:30 / 12.07.04

oh... hahaha I hope new membership wasn't suspended because Tom thought he had to buy a load of iPods!

flufeemunk effluvia

13:02 / 12.07.04

I think they get an official Barbelith ninja mask. Be original and dont steal Apple's thang.

Keith

07:17 / 13.07.04

how about a limited edition Print of that little Belgian Elephant who wears a Crown? That way they can have their own personal 'Babar - Lith'? *shoots self dead*

pointless and uncalled for

07:25 / 13.07.04

If you used a reanimated Belgian elephant then you could have a Babar-lich.

Lord Morgue

08:55 / 13.07.04

AUGH! I think those last two jokes should be moved to the thread on EVIL.

Keith

11:06 / 15.07.04

apols

Keith

11:08 / 15.07.04

or a set of weightlifting equipment so they can do some 'barbell-lifts'

Lord Morgue

09:41 / 16.07.04

MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

09:44 / 16.07.04

Or how's about a large standing stone that also cuts hair?

Smoothly

10:04 / 16.07.04

Or thith. For hir thecret beard.

electricinca

10:53 / 16.07.04

...and if he had a speech impediment it would be a barber-lisp or as he would pronounce it a "barbe-lithp".

Sorry I've been gripped by the punning bug.

Lord Morgue

10:54 / 16.07.04

Barbelith is the Lament Configuration Box, and you are the Cenobites of Bad Puns.

JE-SUS WEPT!

Grey Area

11:08 / 16.07.04

Yeah people. Those are so bad, bar belief I'd be crying now.

Lord Morgue

02:49 / 17.07.04

Et tu, Grey Area? Then fall, Morgue.
(Thud)

Keith

19:10 / 19.07.04

haha I've reduced barbelith to my puny punning level. Fantastic. I am the high priest and you are all sheep. (I hope you adhere to my baa-belief)

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