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Animal Passions

 
 
The Natural Way
21:26 / 21.06.04
Jesus Christ! Is anyone else watching this? C4 doc about Zoophiliacs - love, sex, spiritual partnerships and, of course, marriage. Amazing! It's actually TESTING me! Between the "Here pretty boys!" to the three way households I've been this close to switching channels, but I keep putting it off and then giggling at my masochistic need to understaaaaaaaaaaaand.

The absurdly serious tone of what is, essentially, just another crap, sensationalist piece of channel 4 shite is a good laugh, too. Aaaah, that old Chris Morris effect.... To top it off, I think the presenter's got delusions of Broomfield-esque grandeur.

And that FUCKING MUSIC!

As bad as "twin music".

But somewhere beneath all this shit I am fascinated.....
 
 
Mike Modular
22:55 / 21.06.04
I was kinda half-watching it whilst online. Didn't get as engrossed as you, Marriche, so can't really give a full and balanced view. But, lines like "you put a good looking woman next to a good looking mare... well, I'd take the mare any day!" were pretty amusing. As was the man who claimed his enjoyment of being buggered by his horse was because he knew the stallion was loving it... An education of sorts.

That music was really familiar, I'm sure i've got it, but can't remember what it is. I suppose it was a tad over the top, though...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:30 / 22.06.04
Wasn't this the follow-up to a doc that was on a few years ago? I saw that one... a lot less funny than I'd expected, and a lot more frightening.

I'm kind of fucked off I missed this one.
 
 
yawn - thing's buddy
09:34 / 22.06.04
Was fascinated by the unbridled honesty.

and I did conjure up the visuals of the woman, who on her first date with her boyfriend, decided to impale herself on her pet stallion's knob to see if he was cool about it.

laughed out loud (no one else in house) when I realised that bloke was actually getting humped by his horse too - y'know, bite marks on his back.

Music and melancholic overview was a strqange choice by the director.

hubby who castrated his dug cos it was pokin his wife was funny too - cept it was final straw for the lady.

think I'll dig out ma early preachers.
 
 
_Boboss
10:03 / 22.06.04
he can bite you on the shoulders kind of hard - but you don't notice the pain

yeh mate, cos you've got a horse's cock in yer arsehole!

i saw the first one a few years ago, same guy in it the jerry springer-ponyboy: he's real messed up, kidney dialysis three times a week from hepatitis - did you get that from fucking a horse? no i got it from a dirty tattoo needle, wanna see the tattoo? (reveals boobalicious lady centaur tat on his belly) there tis. worth dying for?

made me think of anna nicole smith's trailer family - they hate her, not spoken for years, then uncle shows you his 'ttoo, his niece, tits way oot, covering his back

don't matter what they're doing really, them hillbillies is funny!
 
 
yawn - thing's buddy
10:16 / 22.06.04
juss been reading the seaguy thread and suddenly thought of seaguy and chubby in a new light.
 
  
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