Because her given name is so unfortunate that one must assume that as soon as the age of reason has been reached, she will have it legally changed, I've thoughtfully decided to provide some alternatives for Coco. You can help too.
Coco Cox
Apple Cox
Frosted Cox
Raisin Cox
Frosted Raisin Cox
Trix Cox
Special K Cox
Count Coxula.
I can't believe you, Todd! How is my little dream thread supposed to compete against cox jokes? And why can't I remember the names of more breakfast cereals? Like that one that has the frog that says Dig 'Em... what the hell is the name of that cereal?
I bet if Mordant Carnival had started this thread...it would be zooming.
Why? Are you implying that if I'd started the thread, my inimitable style and rapier-like wit would have drawn posters to it like bees to honey, or--OR! are you suggesting that such is my malign grip on the Barbemind, people respond to my threads not out of interest but through sycophancy or FEAR?
So essentially, I could start threads on anything and they'd get shedloads of replies because whatever I say sounds Wise and Good to the weak minded? And the non-weak-minded are too chickenshit to stop me?
Cool.
One place I worked I did filing and the name on one of the files was Roxbee Cox. And underneath it someone had pencilled "Bless his cotton socks!"
