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Bad reasons to start a fight

William Sack

10:41 / 07.06.04

The sommelier was a buffoon.

The Puck

11:00 / 07.06.04

Shouldnt have been wearing that hat

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

11:15 / 07.06.04

White shoes? After Labour Day? CAAAAHHHHNNNNNTTTTT!!!!!

penitentvandal

11:44 / 07.06.04

Deciding that the failure of weapons inspectors to find weapons of mass destruction does not mean that there are no wmds, but that they're just very well hidden, and we'll certainly be able to find them after bombing the bejesus out of a country for about six months. Which will not, of course, lead to any internal tension, uprisings or human rights abuses. No sir.

Triplets

12:15 / 07.06.04

someone kills your firstborn son

KHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!

Lord Morgue

12:18 / 07.06.04

YOU CALL WOR PINT A POOF?!

Axolotl

12:21 / 07.06.04

I'm fucking telling you that the history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles. Got it?

Saint Keggers

13:06 / 07.06.04

I said "TITO is the most talented!!!"

Lord Morgue

13:19 / 07.06.04

I said "DO YOU CONCEDE THAT MARTIN SCORSCESE INJECTS AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL MATERIAL INTO HIS WORK!?"!?

Baz Auckland

13:34 / 07.06.04

AND I SAY THAT BRITAIN'S GREATEST PRIME MINISTER WAS LORD PALMERSTON!!

Axolotl

PITT THE ELDER

ROBERT WALPOLE

" Look mate, if you say Ronald Reagan's in purgatory ONE MORE TIME... "

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

15:27 / 07.06.04

For fuck's sake, what are you? Some kind of fucking MORON?

BARKER- Funny.
CORBETT- Tedious little shit.

It's like Lennon and McCartney, John being Ronnie, and Paul being... well, Ronnie also, but the smaller, less funny one.

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU??? It's hardly rocket science, now, is it?

Think.

"Porridge". Genius.
"Sorry"- the work of a cunt.

DON'T YOU "LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY!!!" ME, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

SMACK!!!

■

17:31 / 07.06.04

"God, what's wrong with you? The Dandy over the Beano? OUTSIDE!"

w1rebaby

19:12 / 07.06.04

"Where's your FUCKING TOPIC ABSTRACT?"

Actually, that's a good reason.

pomegranate

19:29 / 07.06.04

"I suspect, but cannot prove, you are harboring weapons of mass destruction."

40%

06:32 / 08.06.04

"Your mother, sister and girlfriend are all dirty whores"

A lot of people seem to over-react to that one. Please, can't we all just get along?

Lord Morgue

08:08 / 08.06.04

"Ah hate pricks wi' big hairy bollocks."
Alright, that one's an actual quote from a mad drunken Scotman who was well 'ard. No-one was game to enquire further...

Perfect Tommy

08:13 / 08.06.04

"Because I'm such a nice guy, I'm going to give you a chance to apologize for saying that balrogs have wings."

Lord Morgue

09:53 / 08.06.04

"My Dad's a feminazi!"

the cat's iao

10:19 / 08.06.04

No, my dad's a feminazi! And Bill Shatner killed his wife!

Lord Morgue

11:27 / 08.06.04

BOOGA, YEER FORRIT NOW! YOU CALL KIRK A QUEE-ER?

Lord Morgue

07:53 / 10.06.04

You look like Yassa Arafat,
You look like Indira Ghandi;
You look like Andre Gromeko -
You look like Roberts; Sandy.

Chorus:
I'll 'ave ya.

You look like Ronald Reagan,
You look like Adolf Hitler;
You look like George Shultz -
You look like Magilla Gorilla.

You look like Abel Tasman,
You look like Barney Rubble;
You look like Mussolini -
If ya pickin' me, there'll be trouble.

Sir Real

11:12 / 10.06.04

God said we could live here, so piss off.

Triplets

11:16 / 10.06.04

I once punched a guy who said Hawk the Slayer was shit when what I should've said was, "Dad, you're right".

Jack Vincennes

11:43 / 10.06.04

"I would contend that I am displaying tabular data, and am therefore perfectly justified in using a table rather than yer stylesheet faffery-foo. If you'd rather step outside, however..."

Rev. Orr

00:34 / 11.06.04

My mom was killed by sandpeople; sob! I have respiration issues; wheeze! My girlfriend keeps getting elected to positions of hereditary authority; whine! I've committed my life to a celibate order of declining grandeur; oops! I may be hot now, but I'll end up looking like a shaved weevil, shudder! My kids will nearly get it on together; retch! My prequels are shit and I have lightsabre compensation worries; aaaaaarrrrgh!

And you think Darth Maul was badass, mother fucker?

Lord Morgue

08:44 / 11.06.04

"Look, I'm sorry, but if you insult Kate Bush one more time, I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut your throat with this bottle."
Um, I actually did say this once, years ago at the Royal Exhibition Hotel. I was only drinking Coke, too.
But hey, it shut him up, the arsehole.
I like Kate. ^^

Alex's Grandma

09:03 / 11.06.04

" Bollocks. It's been downhill all the way since Wuthering Heights... "

Lord Morgue

11:15 / 11.06.04

BOOGA! YEER FORRIT NOO! SEE YOU, JIMMY!

My Mom Thinks I'm Cool

21:32 / 13.06.04

"Yo dog, I said, what's up?"

I still have no idea what this means, but it took all four of his friends to pull him off the other guy.

Baz Auckland

03:07 / 14.06.04

"Trezz, I hear you been bakin' doughnuts..."