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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

16:30 / 07.06.04

Hats? HATS? I wouldn't even wear a hat to my own wedd...

oh. I did? I did. okay.

Hat shopping it is then.

Can they be funny hats? Like, I dunno... hats, only funny?

Spyder Todd 2008

17:19 / 07.06.04

I am rather fond of hats myself...

40%

18:16 / 07.06.04

Hence, I must follow the advice of the Love Calculator and enjoy the 85% bliss it predicts for the union of me and Flowers. Yay!

I've got him beat by 4%, Xoc. Look no further!

Mourne Kransky

18:49 / 07.06.04

quick bath, various unguents, gin and tonic, check...

*slips into something more comfortable*

Oh, Flowers, so near and yet so far. I'm so fickle.

*leaves door on latch for 7 beats*

Sax

19:10 / 07.06.04

32 per cent's good enough for me on a quiet Monday, Xoc. I'll nip out and buy a couple of bottles of Blue Nun.

w1rebaby

19:20 / 07.06.04

Wow, imagine if Blue Nun was 32%.

Mourne Kransky

20:15 / 07.06.04

According to mox legend, Judy Garland's favourite tipple was Blue Nun, so it must be at least 32% proof.

HCE

20:31 / 07.06.04

Being in love makes me feel like I have appendicitis, clouds my judgement, adds pounds (or kilos) when I look in the mirror, and sooner or later brings humiliation to self/others.

I have no idea what I ever saw in it.

Alex's Grandma

20:42 / 07.06.04

Apparently there's a 1% chance of things working out between me and Satan, but we're still advised to spend as much time together as possible. God and I seem more compatible, coming in at 31%. But best of all is me and Benny Hill, even though he died a few years ago, who have a 33% chance of having a successful relationship.

Seth

23:25 / 07.06.04

Apparently there's a 68% chance of getting it on with Marcel and a 24% chance of finding true love with the brilliant, brilliant Lightning Paw.

Past loves in reverse chronological order:

4 - 68% (Jesus, this result alone makes a mockery of online tests like this. My faith in the internet to solve all life's problems is shattered)
3 - 92% (Aw, bless. It'll only work if I sacrifice myself again. I love you hon, but never again)
2 - 45% (Well, nearly fifty/fifty ain't bad. Still love you to bits, maybe we'll be suited one day, but maybe not. I miss you but you really piss me off sometimes)
1 - 27% (She got in touch with me just after her wedding and before her thirtieth birthday, High Fidelity style. Nothing happening there, then)

Well Marcel, here's hoping for a decent chat during the Venus thingy tomorrow. Not that either of us are really in a position to act on anything. Just knowing you makes life better.

Grumpy that Lightning Paw didn't score higher...

Seth

23:32 / 07.06.04

Hmmm. When I type in Marcel and Lightning Paw together I get a 78% result for a three-way love fest...

I'm sick.

40%

06:24 / 08.06.04

Alex, the brains, the ruins - you're a genius. What a perfect way to solve any religious uncertainties!

Here's how it breaks down for me:

Allah – 14%
God – 26%
Thor – 26%
Jesus – 39%
Jesus Christ – 41%
Zeus – 75%
Buddha – 84%
Satan – 85%
Cliff Richard – 94%

So apparently my relationship with Jesus would be improved if I called him 'Christ'. Allah is the bottom of the list (I had a feeling he wouldn't perform), and Satan* just beats Buddha (maybe he shoved him out of the way).

But it is settled, from now on, my Lord and master will be the great Cliff Richard. All hail, glorious Cliff! Thy will be done!

*Incidentally, in a rather creepy coincidence (?), other synonyms for Satan seem to bring up the exact same percentage(!).

Baz Auckland

13:54 / 08.06.04

I think it's safe to say that if you call *anyone* Christ on a regular basis, it will improve your relationship with them...

Grey Area

16:47 / 08.06.04

Christ, do that again and I'll kill you!
Christ, can't you learn to put the seat down???
Oh sweet Christ, you're so stupid it hurts!
Christ Almighty, how often do I have to say it, that does not go there!

...are you sure of your statement, Baz?

Baz Auckland

03:22 / 09.06.04

Well... if you had really accepted Christ as your lover and personal saviour, you wouldn't take hir name in vain like that and say such things...

40%

04:55 / 09.06.04

Alright, Baz, we repent! Enough already!

40%

05:12 / 09.06.04

To drag the thread back on topic, I have been in love once. It was ill-advised, fucked me up real good. It was unrequited, but mainly because I was so inept (i.e. if I had played my cards right, instead of fumbling them all over the table, it might have been a different story....)

But I'm not inept most of the time now (honestly!), and I feel like if someone came along I might have a chance of not screwing it up. Which is nice. And while I'm not in a big rush to meet someone, sometime in the next couple of years would be good. If I go for another few years and I'm still single I'm going to end up asking myself why I'm bothering with everything.

Our Lady Has Left the Building

13:24 / 09.06.04

I've got an 81% compatability with our gorgeous overlord, can anyone beat me or shall I start spending his money on fur coats now?

Thankfully my compatability with the board loonies is below 20%. Phew!

Our Lady Has Left the Building

13:26 / 09.06.04

And Xoc, you fickle bitch. Would he make you breakfast in the morning?

Maygan

02:09 / 10.06.04

http://members.aol.com/hsbm/page2.html

Where is the money?

ephemerat

13:07 / 10.06.04

Dude, money can't buy you love.

cusm

20:47 / 10.06.04

I have actually been quite in love for a number of months now. Hard to say how long exactly, as it feels like its been forever and I've just not paid it attention until recently. Of it, I will say that I have never fully given myself to the experience before like this in over a decade of active dating, including a marriage. Why it took me till 30 to figure out how this is supposed to work I do not know. But I feel amazing levels of blissful happiness just by thinking of her, which I do as often as I can. Its truely a mind altering experience, very much like a drug. I am observing allowing myself to become a simpering junkie for it, and somehow think this is ok despite always being against that sort of indulgence. I do not understand it. I've even written poetry, which must be truely awful to behold if you are anyone other than who it was intended for. It is strange, wonderful, and terribly annoying to my friends. I'm totally into it.

Ganesh

21:20 / 10.06.04

I have thought I was love so many times and poerhaposd, in a way. I was. In truth, I've probably been in lust and only on four or five occasions in thirty years could it really be qualified as "love".

The last (and undoubtedly the best) time, I was still telling my friends (with a smile from ear to ear) he was "just a shag" long after he'd had his mail redirected to my address and every waking moment I was considering his wishes before my own, and I so was not expecting it.

Love is something that bounces onto your horizon like the Golden Snitch and you either grasp it when it does or you go back to beating off unappealing blodgers.

Mourne Kransky

21:23 / 10.06.04

for poerhaposd in that first sentence, please read perhaps.

And I should have logged him out and logged me in. Sorry.

Maygan

01:26 / 11.06.04

I can't write out a love song for you, to you my most beloved
Eye tears, have feelings people, if they come, is not too glamourous. When Doves cry. Guys everytime.

Maygan

01:39 / 11.06.04

My younger counterparts are having their school holidays. Don't worry. They are 16 years old. Where are you guys? Their holidays stretches from first june to twenty seven june. Some might be continuing with their language schools, some may be working as sales girls at departmental stores. The more we get together together together. The english speaking ones like Delifance and Sushi package. Some of them will say God is love. Some fall in love with priest. Some like the Corrs.

The older ones will reach out and grap any plaster if their child complain about anything under the sun.

HCE

20:03 / 11.06.04

"grap any plaster"

That's exactly how I feel about it.

xxsarahxx

16:30 / 15.06.04

today i went to see a personaol production of the west side story by park lane college and i fell in love with one of then. ohh lol, and at the end i had to walk away. i hate doing that do you. hv you ever done it before.

xxsarahxx

16:32 / 15.06.04

i really hate walking away, especially when you know you might not see them ever again. he was sooo cute aswel.

Seth

19:16 / 15.06.04

Got wankered last night and told Lightning Paw. Hmmm.

ephemerat

23:39 / 15.06.04

I believe it's traditional to go slightly weak at the knees with regards to at least one actor during live theater - especially if it's a musical you're watching. If you're worried about the loss of a potential love interest I should mention that I've found that every actor I've gone a bit faint over in these situations turned out to be somewhat bland in real life. This may say more about my taste than about the paucity of interesting actors, however...

Z. deScathach

05:35 / 16.06.04

Yeah, I've newly found love. Today she helped me relocate a snapping turtle. For those of you in the UK, that is a huge vicious turtle that can bite off your fingers............ now THAT's love!

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