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Cricket - Nice Sports for Posh People

 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
14:20 / 30.05.04
Fancy a cucumber sandwich? As we're soon to be entering that brief month-long period when football is blessedly off our screens I thought it was time to bring in it's pirate-ninja like opposite. A game where you don't even need to watch it, you can spend it talking amiably to your social equals, making arrangements and deals if you're men, discussing... weddings or pinafore or whatever it is ladies fill their time with. If you fancy you can strap on some pads and try not to get out for a duck! Bravo! It's what made this Empire what it is you know. Three cheers for God, her Majesty and Saint George!
 
 
bio k9
16:50 / 30.05.04
Screw cricket, its time for lawn darts to make a comeback.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
16:59 / 30.05.04
Ugh, how did that ruffian get in here? Someone call the groundsmen...
 
 
Loomis
19:06 / 31.05.04
Cricket is fantastic! But then of course I'd say that given my Ostraylian blood. I never quite understood it as a spectator sport until I was about 19 and moping about the house in 40 degree heat with a hangover when I switched on the cricket and with the voice of Richie benaud I had an epiphany. "Good morning everyone," he said in his clipped accent, and that was it for me. What happiness I discovered soothing my hangover by lying on the couch with a glass of green cordial while a test match slowly unfolded before me. And I slowly grasped the strategy and the different fielding positions, thrilling to the gentle pock when a ball was sent smartly to the boundary ... bliss.
 
 
Olulabelle
20:47 / 31.05.04
Cricket hurts my head. There are too many scores, and how in the hell can you be 'out but not out?'
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:00 / 31.05.04
Now, don't concern yourself with such trifles. Sit down and have a g'n't, there's a good gel.
 
 
Olulabelle
23:01 / 31.05.04
Accepts G'n'T willingly but still wonders about silly scoring.
 
 
Loomis
11:14 / 01.06.04
I dunno about this out but not out business. I'll think about it while I eat the sandwiches from my cooler bag.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
12:26 / 01.06.04
Out at the crease, but not out?

Out in the field but not out? (But that would be really stupid...)
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
15:00 / 01.06.04
The Rules of Cricket as Explained to a foreign visitor

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.

Each man that's in the side that's in, goes out, and when he's out, he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.

When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.

Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When both sides have been in and out including the not-outs, that's the end of the game.

Howzat?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
15:02 / 01.06.04
Cricket is the one with the nice sweaters, right? Ha ha! Imagine playing sports in a sweater!

Even when we ski, we have Gore-tex(tm)!
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
15:15 / 01.06.04
How I dislike that 'amusing' summary of the rules of cricket... cricket is a perfectly simple game...
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
15:15 / 01.06.04
Similar experience to Loomis, having found it inexplicable and tedious for years succumbed in my twenties...

(a weirdo Colonials thing?)

*Dons face paint, grabs drum and applauds a particularly fine cut by Tendulkar*
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
18:46 / 01.06.04
< hands BiP a copy of Lagaan. >
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
22:59 / 01.06.04
The key to understanding the appeal of cricket (and I totally didn't get this until recently) is listening to the Radio 4 commentary on test matches...

Wally Allenbry: And a fine ball from Frubbit there, bit sticky in the release, but it breaks nicely to the batsman's legs, and van Floogenfrant doing very well to pop it away to cover.

Dobo Jones: Well, yes, it's a delivery more common in the West Indies than it is here at Lord's, and I remember we used to get a big cheer from the home crowd when it took a wicket.

Wally: And another fine ball from Frubbit, but van Floogenfrant got hold of that one and it's gone out over the slips for four. Lovely late cut. When was the last time we saw this style of bowling here at Lord's I wonder? Simon's telling me it was 1887. Bit before my time.

Dobo: Oh, I think so. Although Flopsy Granger from Trinidad used to rely heavily on it at the Oval in the seventies.

Etc.

It's like a kind of history lesson, cultural study, and a sporting soap all at once. Not to mention the occasional bit of light humour.
 
 
lord nuneaton savage
11:09 / 02.06.04
"And a Mrs Wallis from cirencester has baked us a lovely carrot cake which we'll be tucking into very shortly."

"Yes John it looks lovely does'nt it? Thank you Mrs Wallis..."

We miss Johners.
 
 
Warewullf
11:14 / 02.06.04
*streaks*
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:47 / 02.06.04
I must admit, R4 coverage of cricket is wondrous. Mailnly because once you get through all the cricket history and stuff, they rarely actually talk about cricket at all!!!

It's like listening in on a bunch of people in a cafe or something. (I would say pub, but being both R4 and cricket, swearing and obnoxiousness are kept to a respectable minimum). The conversation just goes hither and yon, and every now and then they'll go "ooh..." and say some cricket stuff, before getting back to their ramblings.

Unfortunately, it means going into R4 longwave land. A far less classy region than the R4 FM with which I'm comfortable.
 
 
Axolotl
12:00 / 02.06.04
Though not disputing the wonder that is Test Match Special on Radio 4, I have to say I think Channel 4 is doing a very good job with it's coverage. I was initially doubtful when 4 got the rights, but they have managed to strike the right balance between innovation and tradition.
Unfortunately now I have left studenthood behind I can no longer watch entire test matches, I have to make do with the Guardians over-by-over commentary, which does have it's charms however.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
12:10 / 16.06.04
Mmmm. Stephen Fleming.

Mmmmm
 
  
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