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Walk Like a Zombie day

 
  

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Bed Head
01:50 / 21.05.04
Pshh. We’re all perfectly safe in here. Barbelith can repel all Elite Death Goons. I think I read that in the Wiki somewhere.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:54 / 21.05.04
"barbelith will lock and or delete all attacks by elite death goons provided 3 moderators agree" OK...thats good. But what if they send their incompetant death squads? What then? What?
 
 
Bed Head
01:57 / 21.05.04
Dude. How would you tell? They might be here among us already
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:02 / 21.05.04
From www.dr-midnight.com... Is saw this and thought of WLaZD.


 
 
Ex
11:07 / 21.05.04
That's a beautiful, inspirational thing.

June 1st seems awfully soon, but I understand the impatience, the gnawing hunger...

On the other hand, leaving it a couple of months will give everyone time to take yoga until they're really quite startlingly limber and can loll for Britain.

I'm thinking about this too much; I just checked out domain registration. (What happened to that company that did domains for 10p? It's gone up to a princely 2.50 a year, now.)
 
 
Lord Morgue
02:25 / 22.05.04
Yes! Think! Use your brains! Your delicious BRAIIIIIINZZZZZ...

http://www.brains4zombies.com/
 
 
Alex's Grandma
05:43 / 22.05.04
I just think... Oh no, not the sun... How the fuck is anyone supposed to...

MUST EAT BRAIN
 
 
Saint Keggers
15:50 / 22.05.04
This is what happens when I spend too much time thinking about a subject. Especially zombies.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:50 / 06.09.05
the impendingness of International Talk Like A Pirate day reminded me of this bold and noble proposal. Was a date ever picked? Was International Walk Like A Zombie day ever celebrated?
 
 
lekvar
18:31 / 06.09.05
I don't know anout internationally, but The Beautiful Woman threw me a zombie-themed birthday party yesterday. Dead Guy Ale, Zombies (a kind of rum drink), Army of Darkness, fake blood and viscera for the decor...
Much zombie goodness.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:33 / 06.09.05
*Sniff* That--that's so heartwarming!
 
 
Rage
01:41 / 08.09.05
I find this thread to be offensive. You guys are minimizing dead people who come to life.
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
02:29 / 08.09.05
Quiet, I think that you're a zombie loving commie!

Me, I'm happy being a biologist, a bigot who discriminates on the basis of being alive. I think that all those undead freaks should crawl back in the graves where they came from. Taking jobs from us hard working living folk. With their rotting. And their brain eating. And their gnawing hunger for the flesh of the living.

The only good zombie, is a dead zombie. And I say so in my short story, "DELIVERY!". Buy it at your local news stand (assuming the stand hasn't been overrun and replaced by those damn dirty stinking ap...I mean...zombies).
 
 
Rage
03:58 / 08.09.05
You know what? We have all been zombies before. We have all fed on the flesh of those live human types. Your fascist ideals are hypocritical! Not only that, but they violate the right for zombies to exist without your judgmental hatred. That's right, I said hatred.

Hatred for the zombies because they are not like you. Hatred for the zombies because they have access to better (and tastier) brains that your entire redneck town. What's next? Gay bashing?

You need to leave this coffee shop or I'm calling the police.
 
 
Evil Scientist
07:21 / 08.09.05
Walk Like A Zombie Day, sheer genius. I'm helluva in!

Zombification is caused by science. Therefore we should be allowed to experiment on them. To, you know, better humanity and stuff.

Get me a sample of T-Virus and a revivification syringe, STAT!
 
 
sad robot
10:22 / 08.09.05
what would be an appropriate date? here are some days in november we could co-opt

November 1 - National Author's Day
November 2 - All Souls Day
November 3 - National Cliche Day
November 6 - Saxophone Day
November 7 - Hug a Bear Day
November 8 - National Abet and Aid Punsters Day
November 11 - Veteran's Day
November 12 - Chicken Soup for the Soul Day
November 13 - National World Kindness Day
November 14 - Educational Support Personnel Day
November 15 - America Recycles Day
November 16 - Sadie Hawkins Day
November 17 - Take a Hike Day
November 17 - Homemade Bread Day
November 18 - Mickey Mouse Day
November 19 - Have a Bad Day Day
November 20 - Name your PC Day
November 21 - World Hello Day
November 23 - National Cashew Day
November 25 - National Parfait Day
November 28 - Make Your Own Head Day
November 29 - Square Dance Day
November 30 - Stay at Home Because You're Well Day
 
 
doozy floop
11:52 / 08.09.05
What about Square Dance Day? Then there can be square dancing *and* zombies, and square-dancing zombies, and we'd have to find subtle ways of combing the fine art of square dancing and the nuances of dancing like a zombie, and it could be a beautiful thing to behold.
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:38 / 08.09.05
I say we go for Nov.15. After all its only America Recycles Day. This is International Walk Like A Zombie Day.

And really, isnt eating people the ultimate in recycling?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:56 / 08.09.05
Cashew day.

It's my birthday.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:02 / 08.09.05
Nut.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:18 / 08.09.05
No, I just have a cold.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:33 / 08.09.05
badoom-tish!
 
 
lekvar
22:46 / 08.09.05
What about Doris Day?
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:53 / 08.09.05
no
 
 
Pooky Is Just My Pornstar Name
01:46 / 09.09.05
Y'know it's all very well and good that we have a thread devoted to Walking like a Zombie. But what about eating like a zombie? Mmm...Braaanes, sweet delicious braaanes. Joking aside, this thread made me curious if there were many brain recipes floating about on the internet. I googled and found the following:

These recipes are from The Complete American-Jewish Cookbook, edited by London and Bishkov.

Basic cooking method:
Brains of calf, lamb, and beef may be prepared, although calf's brains are the most delicately flavored. Soak brains in cold salted water for 30 minutes. Remove membrane. Simmer in 1 qt. water to which has been added 1
tsp salt and either 1 tbsp vinegar or lemon juice. Drain and break/slice into pieces. Allow 1 pair brains per serving.

Fried brains
Cut drained, cooked brains in 1/2" thick slices. Roll in fine breadcrumbs. Brown in hot fat. Season w/ salt and pepper.

Sweet & Sour Calf's Brains
1 set calf's brains
1 onion, sliced
3 or 4 slices celery root
3 whole peppers
3 tbsp vinegar or lemon juice
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 cup gingersnap crumbs
2 tbsp brown sugar
1/4 tsp cinnamon
1/4 C seedless raisins

Soak calf's brains in cold water to cover, 1 hr. Drain, remove membrane. Place brains, onion, celery root, and whole peppers in saucepan. Add water just to cover. Put 1 tbsp vinegar/lemon juice and 1/2 tsp salt in water.
Bring to boil and simmer 20 minutes. Remove brains. Combine gingersnap crumbs, brown sugar, cinnamon, and raisins and moisten w/ 2 tbsp vinegar/lemon juice. Add to liquid in pan. Bring to boil and cook until blended and smooth, 10 minutes. Serve cold, garnished w/ lemon wedges. Serves 4.


And finally, perhaps the best of the lot, a recipe for Majorcan Style Brains (the site which I found this recipe already had 3 rave reviews for this dish).

Majorcan Style Brains

1 pound calves' brains
1/4 cup all-purpose flour
salt and pepper to taste
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 onion, chopped
1 tablespoon red wine vinegar
1 1/4 cups chicken stock
2 egg yolks
2/3 cup heavy whipping cream

DIRECTIONS:

1) Remove skin and any nasty-looking pieces from calves' brains. Rinse in cold running water and pat dry with paper towels. Sprinkle with flour and season with salt and pepper to taste.

2) In a large skillet, heat oil over medium high heat. Add onion and saute until translucent. Add seasoned brains and brown slightly all over. Add vinegar and stock, reduce heat to low and let all simmer, covered, for 30 minutes.

3) Remove brains from skillet. Slice them and place slices in a 9x13 inch baking dish. Cook skillet juices rapidly to reduce. Meanwhile, preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C).

4) Strain skillet liquid. In a small bowl beat egg yolks and mix will with the cream. Whisk mixture into skillet sauce. Pour sauce over brains and heat through in the preheated oven for 10 to 15 minutes.


Since there are a fair number of folks that like blood pudding, I reckon there should be some like brains too. Actually that last recipe sounds pretty tasty. 'Course it's hell on the arteries what with the heavy whipping cream, egg yolks, and the brains themselves, which if I understand correctly are basically fatty tissue anyway.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:12 / 09.09.05
How does one convert calf to person..whats the ratio?
 
 
Triplets
02:18 / 09.09.05
*massages Keggers' head* Oh, don't worry about it, dear. Not at all.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:25 / 09.09.05
Oooh.... I likes that quite a bit.
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
02:27 / 09.09.05
You know what? We have all been zombies before. We have all fed on the flesh of those live human types. Your fascist ideals are hypocritical! Not only that, but they violate the right for zombies to exist without your judgmental hatred. That's right, I said hatred.

Hatred for the zombies because they are not like you. Hatred for the zombies because they have access to better (and tastier) brains that your entire redneck town. What's next? Gay bashing?

You need to leave this coffee shop or I'm calling the police.


No, YOU need to leave this coffee shop! You and your rotting friends are stinking up the place.

I'm fine with gays. I just hate zombies. Y'know why? Becuase they eat brains.

I am prejudge. YES, I am prejudice against any walking, shambling THING that eats the brains of the living!

You may talk about zombie rights, but HAVE you ever had a corpse shamble towards you, screaming for the things inside your head? Huh? Have you?

You call ME a facist? Your new world zombie order's the facist ideal! That's why I'm holing up in my bunker with my half ton of SPAM, my canned beans, and three times my weight in ammunition!
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:33 / 09.09.05
mmm Spam flavour mindmeats.
 
 
sad robot
10:19 / 09.09.05
zombies need love too.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2482603
 
 
Triplets
14:58 / 09.09.05
Some of my best friends are zombies
 
 
Saint Keggers
18:41 / 09.09.05
Can we decide on a date already?
 
  

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