I'd put my feet up on my desk, but that would result in the dislogding of many piles of books and papers. SO I'll put them on my filing cabinet instead. Who cares that I'm typing this at a 90-degree angle? Not me...
This morning I turned my monitor through ninety degrees, to facilitate easier typing with my sleepy head on the desk. My boss walked past and said "Working late again _o_0_o_? We shall have to see about getting you a swivelling screen..."