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Words you only find in tabloid newspapers...

 
  

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Char Aina
18:47 / 23.05.04
no-one can remember the difference between inquiry and enquiry

neither can dictionary dot com
 
 
The Falcon
00:11 / 25.05.04
TV's Leslie Is Vile Net(-Sex) Pervert does constitute something of a zenith for tabloid drudgery.

'Grantham slams Eastenders cast'

Wonderful.
 
 
Cat Chant
09:13 / 25.05.04
I'm still not quite sure why this thread is in Books - would anyone have any objections if I moved it to the Conversation? We don't really have a forum specifically for discussing news media, do we?
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
10:11 / 25.05.04
No... I left it here because it was getting plenty of replies, and thought it might be confusing to move it. However, I do agree that it should be moved, really, so am happy with any moderation requests for that.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:11 / 25.05.04
Sometimes it's the words they don't use... for example, they keep spelling "Leslie Grantham" without the necessary prefix "convicted murderer".
 
 
Looby
12:08 / 25.05.04
More words:

girlf and boyf

and phrases like 'yummy mummy', invariably accompanied by pix of women who do indeed have their highlights done by a talented hair-colourist, but who you'd like to smack in the face with a large, wet herring.
 
 
Benny the Ball
06:25 / 26.05.04
Scorcher.

Never heard anyone say it unless they were refering to the famous 'phew what a scorcher' headline or reading out a description of a woman from a tabliod.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:50 / 26.05.04
Sex pest. Somehow manages to reduce the dangerously predatory to "pesky" status.
 
 
Jub
07:56 / 28.05.04
sexpert. As in "our resident sexpert Dr Blahdi Blah explains the importance of regular love-making".

Also - bogus always appears before asylum seeker.
 
 
illmatic
08:14 / 28.05.04
It's less of a word and more of a way of saying things, but what I always notice in tabloid papers is how they define women by looks.

And if they happen to be under the age of 30, they;re normally "bombshells" - goes nicely with the "blonde", aa nice bit of alliteration.
 
 
Ganesh
08:15 / 28.05.04
'Psycho'

'Schizo'

'Crazed'

Etc. All the inaccurate, stigmatising bollocks that perpetuates false, damaging stereotypes about the psychiatrically ill. And, at the opposite end of the scale

"Nervous exhaustion"

If it happened to thee or me, it'd be bog-standard alcohol and/or drug intoxication/withdrawal. With even a minor celeb, it's summat else.
 
 
Spaniel
12:54 / 28.05.04
Shocker - as in 4 in a Bed Sex Romp Shocker.
 
 
grant
13:41 / 28.05.04
Jub: Is that Dr. Blahdi Blah the notorious Iranian love doc?

If you want a lovely tabloid phrase (that's sadly not confined to tabloids), I've got one. Be on your guard for it constantly. It's sneaky, sometimes:

"..., say experts."

For "experts," substitute "authorities" or "insiders" as needed.

You don't have to name them, you see. Or give qualifications. And people buy it.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
13:06 / 04.06.04
A truly wince-inducing piece of bad tabloidese from the illiterates at brandrepublic.com:

"While housemates are set to be shocked by this first eviction made at 'Big Brother''s discretion, viewers are also set to be stunned as tonight's show looks set to be the steamiest yet."
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
13:50 / 04.06.04
Has anyone actually been shocked by a "Shocker" ever? Not even Mary Whitehouse would raise an eyebrow that Celeb X likes it up the Marmite Runway from a high priced hooker.

Incidentally, how much do you get paid to come up with euphimisms for anal sex? Surely it's less in breach of publication laws to actually say "anal sex" than the bizarities that get turned out these days.
 
 
Brigade du jour
04:04 / 05.06.04
"Assets". The least sexy synonym for breasts (admittedly, "breasts' isn't that sexy either. Unless a girl's saying it)

"Woo" as in 'Bush woos Pope on state visit'. As if he'd brought the old geezer a bunch of fucking flowers.
 
 
40%
07:07 / 05.06.04
The least sexy synonym for breasts

Have you never heard 'girl bollocks'? Yeeugh...
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:36 / 05.06.04
Not before this thread, 7 beats. You're right though, it fars outstrips 'assets' as a libido-dampener.
 
 
Bed Head
21:39 / 05.06.04
It's less of a word and more of a way of saying things, but what I always notice in tabloid papers is how they define women by looks.

Part 3: 'Leggy'. Only the tabs bother to mention if a woman has legs. ‘Leggy lovely’ for that extra-clever alliterative effect.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:04 / 07.06.04
"Woe". As in "transport woe".
 
 
penitentvandal
12:41 / 07.06.04
'Squad' used to describe a football team. As in Billy the Fish to captain England Squad.
 
 
El Gato Was Right: the t-shirt
01:02 / 08.06.04
In American tabs, the word "slay" used as a noun, as in "Sicko Held in Co-Ed Slay."

Which brings me to the words "sicko" and "Jacko."
 
 
The Falcon
19:48 / 09.06.04
No, velvet, a squad is a different thing. There's more of them.

The team is selected from the squad.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
00:37 / 10.06.04
fall pregnant"?

naaa, sorry. have known plenty of people 'fall pregnant'. Perhaps we could encourage 'tumble pregnant'.

Not a specific phrase, but referring to public hate figures as if they're someone you know...

eg 'Sadaam to surrender'

Have we had 'horror!' usu. alliteratively?

as in 'Homo Haggis Horror!'

='reports of gays using the Scottish Sausage in saucy sexplay...' always used for something at most slightly worrying...
 
 
No star here laces
01:57 / 10.06.04

It's the job descriptions I notice:

"Popster"
"Snapper" (meaning photographer)
"Mrs Mop" (meaning cleaner)
"Crimper" (hairdresser)

Also:

"bedded"
"Fella"
 
 
grant
19:05 / 10.06.04
Actually, bengali in platforms, the "Saddam" thing is a lot more complicated than you'd think.

Saddam actually outlawed the use of traditional last names in Iraq, since they were markers of tribal affiliations moreso than families. His "real" last name wasn't Hussein, but something like "al-Tikriti". Hussein was actually his middle name, his father's first name.

Apparently, the first name designation for him is pretty standard throughout his part of the world.

You can read more about the issue here... just don't think it's a tabloid-only thing.

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On the other hand, only within the past couple years has the paper for which I write reversed the long-standing rule that, after the first, full-name reference, men were to be referred to by their last names and women by their first names. Maybe three years ago at most?
 
 
Jub
12:21 / 14.07.06
Bedded.

Countless – really? Or are they just uncounted?

"set to" as in "The markets look set to rise" or "Fat people look set to make millions in law suit bonanza"

“brace themselves” – as in “homeowners brace themselves for hefty interest rate rise”
 
 
Jawsus-son Starship
12:23 / 14.07.06
Gays. Only the super soaraway sun can use the word gays.
 
 
Withiel: DALI'S ROTTWEILER
19:16 / 14.07.06
And the Times.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:56 / 14.07.06
"Woe".

House price woe. World cup woe. Inflation woe.

Who the fuck says "woe"???
 
 
Alex's Grandma
23:18 / 14.07.06
Whoa ...
 
  

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