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I will type meaningless stream of consciousness in this really long hyperpost

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22:53 / 09.05.04

.....ha. Just messing. Did any of you click on this thread thinking 'oh no, not this fucking idiot again..' or something like that?

Anyway, how are you all doing?

Oh, and if your looking for the revolution, it is actually already here. I've stumbled upon it on a good few occasions, i just can't remember where it was when i found it. I'll let you know if i meet it about the place again.

Is Gambit about too? I could do with some zanyness or wackyness.

Oh yeah, sorry Mr Dupre. I don't really think you have pigtails.

So, to some up : how are you, and have you seen the revolution taking place anywhere in the last 24 hours.

Jack Denfeld

22:55 / 09.05.04

Hey, why were you so pissed last time I saw you posting? No one ever explained it. Go ahead and tell me, I'm a big boy, I can take it.

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23:08 / 09.05.04

Oh, hissyfit. I was just being a prick and got paranoid that a few people where following me around and trolling after me when i posted sometimes.

I'm trying to be a bigboy now so i can stay at the Barbelith rainbow and not get into trouble.

Seth

23:15 / 09.05.04

Ah'm gonna do me some summing up 'til the sun comes up.

And ah'm invulnerable when ah'm blastin'!

The Prince of All Lies

23:30 / 09.05.04

Seth, don't go all "Sam Guthrie but more redneck" on us..
the revolution WAS here, actually, but I kinda missed it...I'm waiting for the next one..

unheimlich manoeuvre

23:38 / 09.05.04

no actually the Revolution was in that other thread.

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23:47 / 09.05.04

Isn't it already here but we don't know it? I'm sure someone called Jesus is supposed to have said that.

Anyway, what other thread? I hope it's not one of mine.

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19:14 / 10.05.04

Yeah he definately did anyway. It was something like "What your looking for has already come but you don't know it."

Ha, neat stuff! I went through a period of hating the bible with a passion because of the old testament, but i found the Gnostic stuff and can imagine Jesus as a pretty cool person now.

Anyway......i'm just waffling, don't mind me. Trying to think about something to say and i just remembered that Hull City got promoted YEAAAHAHAAAA!!!

Cool. Shame about Leeds though.

Alex's Grandma

23:19 / 10.05.04

Oh bollocks to Leeds. The silly fools.

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00:35 / 11.05.04

I have to balance it with Calmwater of the Earth clan just so my magick doesn't fuck up on an even more catastrophic scale than it already is doing.

_Boboss

09:00 / 11.05.04

blessizart

he's back look, zany little love.

nice to see you cosmic fireman, didn't realise who you were, we've had about a half-dozen revolutions since we last heard you, and

ain't it the way?

the new powers quickly became even more repressive than the old. heh - seen that one coming dint we?

go on, do something mad. you have ten seconds to provide an amusing picture beneath this post.
go

The resistable rise of Reidcourchie

09:10 / 11.05.04

With absolutly no prior knowledge of the game (you would have some trouble finding a person less interested in football) I was back in Hull on Saturday, the town seemed quite excitable. Bumped into a punk librarian I know outside a pub and asked him what all the fuss was about. He explained that Hull had just been promoted to the 2nd division. I was about to say that the second division didn't seem much of a promotion but fortunatly my sense of self preservation managed to beat my tongue this time.

Grey Area

09:12 / 11.05.04

Did any of you click on this thread thinking 'oh no, not this fucking idiot again..'

Yes.

You too?

What a coincidence.

It's an uncanny syncroncity, mannnnn. Plus I've just counted the different coloured unseemly looking stains on my pants and they total 23!!!!! Arrrgggghh!

Grey Area

10:22 / 11.05.04

Dude! That's like...2 less than 25!

illmatic

10:28 / 11.05.04

Actually, it's now one more than 25. I just had an "incident".

Sorry.

Hey, don’t call it an “incident” Illmatic, call it a “firewave”, it’s more Shamanic that way.

As in: “I have ridden with a mighty snake for 2 long minutes and half, and channelled the shamanic firewave of ecstasy, and returned from the spirit realm with 3 gleaming jewels on my trousers which fade unto dark patches as like the dew on the peyote before dawn”, kinda thing.

_Boboss

10:45 / 11.05.04

-ak--must...hold...sides...together....humour...becoming deadly

give it up fellers. hating on jacky frost/zen phlegm/ mateyrare/cosmic fireman is so last month.

dint anyone tell you he's the new buddha?

illmatic

10:51 / 11.05.04

Actually, I'm hoping I can take the number of stains up to 32 because then I can map the paths and stations of the Tree of Life onto them. It'll be like 777 in my trousers.

illmatic

10:53 / 11.05.04

Though I probably should change them soon. They're getting a bit hard to read.

Grey Area

10:58 / 11.05.04

That's part of the mystery! You're creating a document that has, in it's inherent illegibility, a mystic charm which could double or even triple the resonance enhancing features of the sigilistic karma contained therein, creating a transverse flexing sine-wave of occulistrionic capability (and possibly coherence) which will allow the regeneration of a multitude of really big things. And stuff.

illmatic

11:24 / 11.05.04

But dude! I need to take them off soon! People are looking at me funny...

There's only one solution I can think of, I need to find a successor.

How about it, guys? Who's game? Could it be you?

Are you ready for the iniatory ride of lifetime? Are you ready to be catapulted in the abyss clad only in brown elastic?

Who can wear them? Who can tame them?

Who will don the pants of power?

Grey Area

11:32 / 11.05.04

You know, there's far less intimidating ways to ask someone to get into your pants. Not that your approach is wrong or something. It's only fair to warn people of the dangers that lurk therein. But it could put people off. Just sayin'.

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13:44 / 11.05.04

Mad, mad, mad.

Brilliant. I had tears in my eyes reading through this. I just don't know what to say.

Grey Area

14:05 / 11.05.04

We've rendered him speechless. This must be the accomplishment of the day.

illmatic

14:27 / 11.05.04

Maybe he will be the bearer of the pants of power*. I'm still upset by your cruel rejection, Grey Area. We were getting on so famously and you just reject me out of hand after leading me on. Typical bloke.

*In his mouth, secured with duct tape.

Yes, that was cruel but I couldn't resist.

Grey Area

15:01 / 11.05.04

Who said anything about rejection? All I did was offer some advice vis a vis the persuading of people to wear the pants of power. I don't see anything in there that could be construed as rejection. I mean, I'm not afraid of the pants of power or anything. I just don't want them.

...ah.

Our Lady Has Left the Building

17:31 / 11.05.04

Je m'appelle Gambit give it up fellers. hating on jacky frost/zen phlegm/ mateyrare/cosmic fireman is so last month. dint anyone tell you he's the new buddha?

I'd much rather he was the new Bertha. All together now,

"Bertha, lovely Bertha, sometimes I think you're a dream,
When we work out what you've got to do,
you can always turn the goods out, always turn the goods out,
We can depend upon you."

Our Lady Has Left the Building

17:32 / 11.05.04

And is that American pants ie: trousers, or British pants ie; erm, pants?

ONLY NICE THINGS

17:34 / 11.05.04

I think if Illmatic tries to push American pants into Jacky's mouth and secure then with duct tape he might break... Britpants all round...

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01:50 / 12.05.04

23 stained pants duct tape to....no way, i'll try and make some of my own thanks, some Hyperpants or something.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

06:40 / 12.05.04

People are looking at me funny...

But you have such a cute funny... it's hard not to stare.

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