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The Myspace Bad Hair awards using Marvel characters to compare

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Jack Denfeld

13:13 / 07.05.04

VeryFunny

Jack Denfeld

13:52 / 07.05.04

Uh....the guy who looks like Maelstrom is especially funny.

Ethan Hawke

13:59 / 07.05.04

what is myspace? I need context for what I'm seeing.

adamswish

14:05 / 07.05.04

and I was going to say apocolypse was the funniest, but then I scrolled down and spat a mouthful of vanilla coke over my monitor at maelstrom.

And who knew Longshot would be such a style icon in the 21st century

Matthew Fluxington

14:06 / 07.05.04

MySpace is like the new version of Friendster, Todd.

Regrettable Juvenilia

14:36 / 07.05.04

At least one of those people has awesome hair that makes them look superhott. All the rest of them are still less in need of a smack than the guy who writes the blog in question.

Jack Denfeld

14:46 / 07.05.04

Which one do you think is super hot? That Raggedy Ann girl?

Regrettable Juvenilia

14:55 / 07.05.04

Nein. Sie mussen meine liebehairer againen geguessen.

By the way, does anyone on Barbelith use MySpace much?

Ethan Hawke

15:04 / 07.05.04

Obviously the "no-really-I-wanted-it-that-way" girl is the superfoxy one. That's always a very ultra foxy haircut.

Matthew Fluxington

15:58 / 07.05.04

I signed up for MySpace recently, but I didn't set anything up.

pomegranate

18:18 / 07.05.04

i'm on myspace, but i'm not into it; i'm more into friendster. i only have like 4 friends or something on myspace. the thing about myspace (vs. friendster, that is), is that strangers will just try to add you as a friend, without even writing you first. it's weird. that's never happened to me on friendster.

i'm going to go shoot myself now for talking about this as much as i just have.

i am going to have to come clean and say that i find the guy who made the list funny and hot. he is my new imaginary boyfriend.

Olulabelle

20:09 / 07.05.04

*Points at praying mantis*

Ha! She said it first. We obviously have the same taste in men.

Regrettable Juvenilia

23:59 / 07.05.04

B-but... he recommends the 'How Was She?' site!

Listen, you should all make Todd your new imaginary boyfriend instead. He always comes correct.

Olulabelle

00:06 / 08.05.04

Indeed. Todd for his blog and paintings, but he doesn't look quite so lovely (I don't know this for sure, since there is no picture of him that I can find...) as the haircut guy.

Oh dear.

After all my whining I find I am an aesthetic person after all. (Because goddam it, that man is LOVELY.)

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

00:54 / 08.05.04

Todd is my imaginary boyfriend, fo' shizzle.

(ps. I don't think you could really clasify it as a reccomendation, Fly...)

Char Aina

02:52 / 08.05.04

B-but... he recommends the 'How Was She?' site!

but dude!
totally in a pseudo-liberal, post-ironic, neo-realist kinda way!
how honest!
how gutsy!
how real!

*smell* how real.

No star here laces

03:53 / 08.05.04

At least he's not fashioncore. I applaud their choice. Better him than some guy with sideways hair and girl pants.

xJefecorex

Rage

05:18 / 08.05.04

This guy spends a lot of time in Williamsburg, no?

No star here laces

05:23 / 08.05.04

Better that than Philadelphia, honey

Rage

05:25 / 08.05.04

By the way, Hex makes me wanna like guys again. Almost.

Don't you guys think it's a good sign that the new kiddies resemble Marvel characters?

Rage

05:30 / 08.05.04

No way! Philly kicks ass! Williamsburg doesn't have style anymore. But ya... the guy who made all this is the kid sitting in the corner of a Williamsburg cafe wondering why the hipsters are so mean to him. Check the rest of his journal and you'll see what I mean.

No star here laces

05:36 / 08.05.04

Philippines > Philadelphia.

It's not hip, there are no good haircuts, but it's experiencing spectacle-democracy meltdown. No alcohol is to be sold from midnight tonight until the election is over. I feel like a war correspondent. In a posh hotel.

Regrettable Juvenilia

13:07 / 08.05.04

Don't you guys think it's a good sign that the new kiddies resemble Marvel characters?

Yeah, totally. I've said this before, but since people are already doing the "paint flash across one eye", it's just a matter of time before kids start wearing one metal shoulder pad... LIEFIELD STYLE!

Matthew Fluxington

13:21 / 08.05.04

He looks like the lovechild of Oberst and Albarn!

No star here laces

13:41 / 08.05.04

And he has a metallic cat on one shoulder. LIEFELD STYLE.

Ethan Hawke

13:48 / 08.05.04

Yeah, I'm not too proud to admit that that guy's a much more suitable imaginary boyfriend than me. I have nowhere near as good hair, and the best I can muster up as a familiar is a plasticine guinea pig.

No star here laces

14:17 / 08.05.04

And anyway, no, the way the kids dress now is NOT A GOOD THING. My ass is too wide for girl pants and my hair is too curly for the sideway thing ergo it is a BAD FASHION.

No star here laces

14:20 / 08.05.04

BTW: the 10 most popular myspace search words, in order, starting with the most popular are:

Piercing
Punk
Lesbian
Skateboarding
Emo
Afi
Goth
Anime
Hip Hop
Guitar

Regrettable Juvenilia

18:00 / 08.05.04

I like to think number 11 is "pegging".

Warewullf

18:13 / 08.05.04

LIEFELD STYLE.

How much am I loving this phrase?!

"It's sucks! LIEFELD STYLE!"

Ethan Hawke

18:16 / 08.05.04

#11 is "Harry Potter"

pomegranate

21:38 / 08.05.04

"harry potter"? are you kidding?

look, i'm sorry, but i am a goddamn sucker for tall skinny guys w/dark hair, light eyes, and full lips. it's my electra complex. if they have good eyebrows and are funny and smart, i'm fucking gone. if i met one like that who had a british accent, i'd have to roofie him and drag him on the next flight to vegas. i'm sorry, it's just how i am.

Olulabelle

21:48 / 08.05.04

Um...Flyboy, what is 'Pegging?'

Benny the Ball

21:50 / 08.05.04

Never mind the haircuts, have a look at the overdubbed GI Joe stuff, pure gold.

Olulabelle

21:52 / 08.05.04

Forget it.

I've googled it, and I imagine that somehow you're not referring to 'holding prices or exchange rates fixed over some time period' so I guess the definition from the Gay and Black Glossary is the one you are meaning.

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