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Possibly the most sarcastic Barbelith birthday thread ever?

 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:12 / 06.05.04
Mr Tony

AKA

"Our Glorious Leader"

AKA

"bitch" (in the States)

is 51 today.

I hope all his friends forgot, and he ends up down the pub having a miserable, tearful pint with John Prescott, who ends up getting horribly drunk and getting into a fight.

(I expect Gordon remembers... but won't turn up anyway.)
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
12:27 / 06.05.04
What a copycat, that's what I did for my last birthday.

I'm tempted to sue.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:34 / 06.05.04
How'd you get Prescott out, SK? Cunt always tells me he's washing his hair.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
12:48 / 06.05.04
Gotta promise him deep-fried peanuts dipped in mayo and Cheeze Whizz.

Trick of the trade my son.
 
 
w1rebaby
16:15 / 06.05.04
I sent him a cake. Yellow, obviously.
 
 
ephemerat
13:23 / 07.05.04
Happy birthday, you cunt.
 
 
XXII:X:II = XXX
22:56 / 07.05.04
Let's send Mags Thatcher over to his place just wearing icing. "Happy birthday, Mr. Prime Minister..."

Yes, you have my permission to vomit now.

VJB2
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
10:43 / 08.05.04
Just for that I'm going to have to insist this thread is locked, deleted, cremated then sealed in a 15 ton concrete restraint and sent on a one way trip to the centre of the earth so it doesn't trouble anyone again. And then I'll destroy the solar system too, just to be safe.
 
  
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