ok, so i just departed the great northwest after several years, and here's my advice.
1. do NOT pick up a copy of the seattle weekly. the stranger may be snarky and juvenile, but it has everything you need to know within its pages.
2. the underground tour is really very cool, especially as guided tours for tourists go. plus, it's only 8 dollars. link
3. i'll second the suggestion about pike place market. the fish vendors are fun to watch, and the waterfront is very nice to hang out by (i forget the name of the park by the market, but you can't really miss it).
4. if you want to hang out with the scenester kids or go rockstar spotting afterhours, the cha-cha (and the ajoining burrito joint) are the place to go. it's at 506 east pine (a quick walk from the market. tip: when orienting yourself to seattle geography, use the market as a main referent, and use the space needle to orient yourself if you're already lost).
5. the downtown core has free bus service. it's not a huge area, but it is useful/convenient. get a bus schedule and take advantage of this.
6. dick's on broadway. you must get a burger here. it's a rule. 115 broadway east.
7. listen to sir mix-a-lot's 'posse on broadway' before hitting broadway, or while on broadway. it's enlightening, really.
8. the seattle center is really to be avoided. if you must, ride to the top of the space needle (it's a nice view, kind of pricey, certainly don't eat at the resteraunt at the top) or go to the EMP (i think it's stupid, but you know if you're the sort to enjoy that kind of thing. the architecture is definitely worth checking out, though, and if you want to see the inside of the building without paying $20, see if there are any good/cheap shows in the evenings).
9. if you're really bored, there's a planetarium thing with lazer shows at night so you can drop acid and listen to/watch 'lazer tool'. i don't suggest it.
10. in the u-district, everything revolves around 'the ave'. just ask, people will point you in the right direction. definitely worth an afternoon stroll. also, if you know how to sail you can walk to the lake by the university (just follow the downward incline in the U district, you'll hit the water soon enough) and liberate/borrow someone's boat from the docks. on a nice day, it can be beautiful. just don't break the boat.
11. roq la rou is a nice young/edgy (without the pretension) art gallery with a low-brow/juxtapoz-y kind of vibe and wonderful curators. go. 2316 2nd ave, walkable from the market. link
12. if you want to catch a movie, go to the cinerama. the screen is really big/weird. you kind of have to see it to understand, and i think you should. link
13. vancouver is beautiful and close-by, but if you do things right seattle should entertain you for a week.
14. the old western state asylum (site of pioneering electoshock therapy on francis farmer) is a burnt out shell and said to be haunted. definitely a weird, weird experiece, especially at night/in the boiler room. if you're interested, i'll post detailed directions, it's about a half hour south of seattle.
15. olympia (1 hour south) is small and cute and punk, but prolly not much to visit aside from the summer festivals. i'm just homesick... however, if you do visit, you must drink the water (i.e. from the artesian well that looks like a pipe sticking out a parking lot). it's amazing...
16. i'm surely missing lots of things. ask questions, i might have answers. |