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Attention Duncan Falconer (and knock knock jokes to keep the thread alive)

Jack Denfeld

12:02 / 03.05.04

Hey what's the best way to contact you on the nerd? Barbelith pm, Millarworld pm, aim, email? Let me know.

Knock Knock
who' there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke.

bjacques

12:25 / 03.05.04

knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock etc.

who's there?

Philip Glass!

knock knock
whos there?
joe.
joe who?
joe momma!

Jack Denfeld

13:43 / 03.05.04

knock knock
who's there?
Bruce.
Bruce who?
Bruce Banner. HULK SMASH

Jack Denfeld

15:53 / 03.05.04

knock knock
whos there?
peter.
peter who?
peter parker!
Web On!!

Char Aina

23:20 / 03.05.04

[knock knock]
what do you get when you hit a baby with a pickaxe?

an erection!
[/knock knock]

w1rebaby

00:07 / 04.05.04

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Is there anyone there?

Look, this isn't funny. That's the third time tonight. It's one in the morning. Just fuck off and let me sleep.

I'm not getting up next time you know. You can knock on the bloody door all you like, it's not going to bother me.

Bloody kids.

19:13 / 04.05.04

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Mandy!

Mandy who?

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Mandy lights not me: no, nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so.

Boom. Tching.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

12:22 / 06.05.04

But did Dake Jenfugld ever contact Duncan Falconer? Is he still roaming the wastes of the net, calling D.F.'s name, all Wuthering Heights-like?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

12:25 / 06.05.04

ooh Dun-can... it's me, Jane Dickflea, I've come home...

The Falcon

13:03 / 06.05.04

Stop it, children.

Just p.m. me here, Mike-ro. I anticipate with hot fingers.

w1rebaby

16:13 / 06.05.04

You could at least have phrased it as a knock knock joke. You're no fun.