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Ultimate Fantastic Four #7 online

 
 
H3ct0r L1m4
19:37 / 01.05.04


at Mile High Comics. Ellis sent the link on his Bad Signal newsletter.
 
 
Simplist
20:07 / 01.05.04
thoughts?

I think I just saved $2.95. Seems kind of nuts for Marvel to be posting entire issues this way; having just read it I'm not likely to pay to read it again, particularly since I hardly buy monthly comics anymore anyway. Still, the story was kind of interesting, so as a teaser for the eventual trade paperback the preview worked, I suppose.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
20:44 / 01.05.04
Can somebody explain exactly what's supposed to be happening in the top-right panel on page 12? The one where there's some kind of motion blur on Sue and Reed's yelling "Aaaargh!" I can't figure it out at all.
 
 
Simplist
22:10 / 01.05.04
The one that confused me was the center panel on page 3. What the hell is the Man-Thing doing in there?
 
 
The Falcon
22:21 / 01.05.04
That's what I want to know too.
 
 
FinderWolf
03:25 / 02.05.04
Pretty decent....Man-Thing is the dimensional conduit or some shit like that in the Marvel Universe... (they introduced that concept a while ago in some one-shots or quarterly book with Man-Thing, something like that) So I guess this is their way of using that concept in the Ultimate U.

Decent story - liked the part about Reed not having internal organs anymore. But who in God's name thinks that new Doom mask is scary? The long pointy chin looks CHEEEE-SY!!
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
17:17 / 02.05.04
It's interesting, but I wasn't buying it before and I'm not buying it now. I do like how Warren has changed both the origin of the Four and questions how they work their powers, but I agree that Ultimate Doom looks bad, I hope that when he confronts the Four he's able to knock them all unconscious while they're busy laughing their arses off at his appearence.
 
 
Mister Six, whom all the girls
01:00 / 03.05.04
Yeesh... what was the point of that?

I mean, this is the problem I have with the Ultimate titles. They're all about messing with characters rather than doing anything with them.

Look at Stan and Jack back in the 60's or even John wonder-beard Byrne in the 80's. At least they produced exciting stories. We got islands of monsters, Doom time-traveling, even cowboys on robot horses. Wild ideas, this has been a staple of the FF. Even Grant when he wrote 4 and mainly messed about with the ideas of the team, gave us some amazing visuals and action.

Ellis just took 23 pages to have Sue Storm and Reed Richards kinda hit on each other, throw around scientific terms and look at their own bodies while we find out that... Doom comes from vampires (well, we let the locals think we verr, my son whom I hit at the dinner table until he recites his family tree, oh and here's a Van Damme joke too! but I kid the Van Dammes)? And his body is the armor?? OHhhhHHhhh... very lame.

To think people get paid for these things.

I dunno, I know this title is very popular now, but it is so inferior to the greatness of this title's past... and why are there like 5 FF titles now?
 
 
Lord Morgue
05:10 / 03.05.04
And where's Ultimate Squirrel Girl?
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
08:08 / 03.05.04
Well, I like how the Ultimates universe is glad to try imagining completely different ways to get from A to C, from reading only this issue it does seem Ellis is tying his FF into Grant's idea of them each representing an element, but then going off differently. But it does seem very similar to the lighter moments of Planetary, such as the short story with the Hulk, the Batman crossover and the Wonder Woman, Green Lantern and Superman stories.
 
 
Tom Coates
10:41 / 03.05.04
I was actually quite confused by the relationship of Doom to his armour. At times it looked like he was shedding his skin and there was metal underneath - while at other times it looked like he was inserting metal over his skin, kind of hybridising himself or keeping it all in place with bits of metal. I'll admit that I read it quickly and in parallel with reading Ultimate X-men on the same site, and as a result wasn't really concentrating, but I'd be interested in a bit of clarification.

Certain chunks of it didn't ring true to me. It seemed highly unlikely to me that - given that they were flirting and stuff - one of Reed and Sue's first thoughts (if not expressed) wouldn't have been whether or not he was sterile. And I don't quite understand Doom's relationship to the rest of them or why what happened to him happened to him (or why he's reacted the way that he has). Generally, slightly disappointed by this issue.
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
11:40 / 03.05.04
How... How... How... Boring.

I'm genuinely apalled by how mediocre and slight it is, for a fucking expensive comic book, whose source material could pack punches with fewer pages. This read like the first ten-fifteen minutes of a 65 million dollar Hollywood movie. Which is also my main problem with the Ultimates. I mean, Millar saying that after the UltFF came out, the real Hollywood adaptation suddenly came along, which had momentarily been caught in development hell. Says everything really, that is worth saying negatively. Lovely art, shit pacing. One wonders: Catering to whom, exactly?

Dang, but how I miss the frenetic, kinetic fun that was JLA, for the first 40-odd issues.
 
  
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