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Fun servitor launched -- please help strengthen him!

 
 
Fra. Pompoesus 08/15
10:01 / 28.04.04
Hi all,
I've just finished creating and evocating an astral servitor. Please help make him grow and evoke him often. I'd be pleased to hear about results. Thank you!

Task: His task is to bring more fun into the life of people and places.

Name: SHR'OSH (his full name is "Shr'osh Regärt Nesoch" which is backwards for the Bavarian phrase "Hosenträger Schorsch", and this means "Suspenders George")

Sigil: Four smarties connected with lines, see here:
http://www.freistilmagie.com/Shrosh_sigil.gif

Appearance: Shr'osh is a big faaaat man, about 6' tall. He is bald and has little brown short-sighted eyes. His small moustache is of a brownish-black color. He's wearing an old, worn black suit (trousers and white -- or almost white -- shirt, but no jacket). His enormous belly is simply too big for his pants, so he wears suspenders to keep them in place. Shr'osh's speech is short-breathed, intermitted by asthmatic grunts. His language is English, but with a clearly audible German/Bavarian color. Once he has been ordered to make x more fun, he bends over and farts loudly, releasing a cloud of millions of smarties raining upon the target(s).

Character: Shr'osh is a genuinely nice guy, but he doesn't show it when he's talking with you. He likes doing, not talking. If asked something, his answer is more an unfriendly grunt than a kind conversation. Shr'osh loves his job, though.
 
 
johnj
11:01 / 28.04.04
So have you got his cell phone or what? Is this one of those premium rate numbers that tells me jokes?!
 
 
macrophage
12:17 / 28.04.04
Well it made me laff - good on you. How about a "Krankenhaus" servitor?!
 
 
Fra. Pompoesus 08/15
14:17 / 28.04.04
Macrophage: A Krankenhaus servitor? Hm. Whaddaya mean? I'm German, so maybe I'm not getting the joke behind this...

johnj: Yep, got his astral number. Want to talk to him? Then concentrate on the sigil before pressing each smartie, counterclockwise.
 
 
FinderWolf
14:32 / 28.04.04
Sounds cool, I'll check out the new guy....nice sigil (love the smarties!)
 
 
macrophage
19:48 / 28.04.04
I was only taking the piss about the Krankenhaus Servitor. It was a crap joke!!!!!! There was a band in Leeds called Krankenhaus.
 
 
FinderWolf
17:23 / 10.05.04
So has anyone worked with the latest Lith servitor?
 
  
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