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My office is a huge open-plan hundred-person wilderness, one quarter of the top floor of a rat-and-pigeon-infested building designed in the sixties by BP presumably for the set of Alphaville and now, inexplicably, listed, pour encourager les autres.
There is nothing around for miles, literally. The closest shop is a petrol station twenty minutes' walk away. The canteen closes at 4pm every day. There are no fridges, kettles or microwaves due to "electrical safety regulations", so one cannot bring coffee or food in. This results in all staff being effectively institutionalised.
Getting to it requires a journey to and from the local station, a piss-stained concrete bunker also from the sixties and also, inexplicably, listed. Either that or a drive through north-east London and Essex's finest motorways. |
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