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I always wanted to be the person who had the ability to pause the flow of time, just by placing my two index fingers together...and hearing the ttthhhhhwwwaaaaaaapm!! noise that accompanied the process. The world would stand still, and yet I could move around. I'd then be free to:
a. Perform incredible magic tricks / pranks on nasty individuals. (That'd show David Blane a thing or two)
b. Fly planes, drive cars, eat in nice restaurants, look up girls skirts etc.
c. Have enough free time to actually do everything that I wanted to do (eg. get enough sleep in-between drinking binges and work)
I used to actually sit on the edge of my bed, connecting my fingers, trying really hard to stop time.
I still do.... |
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