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To beard or not to beard

 
  

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Alex's Grandma
00:36 / 01.08.06
In the post above but one, the bird seems to be trying to deliver stern messages that aren't really being heard.
 
 
Slate
03:20 / 01.08.06
Yeah that bird on my shoulder a few posts above is named Fistik(Turkish for Pistachio) and he likes the taste of human flesh, well mine anyway. If we were alone he would attack me non stop and when his owner came into veiw he would fly over and call me names from her shoulder. Sometimes I wished he met my cat Mougg.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
10:17 / 01.08.06
How are beards thought of in the professional market in England?

A canny long-term prospect for the bolder investor.

I think that the beard has gotten a bad rap.



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Axolotl
18:51 / 07.08.06
My beard thread resurfaces, like some hairy leviathan from the Barbelith depths, coincidentally just as I have been pondering my barbate nature due to reasons I shall touch on down post.
Slush fund: I have to admit my beard isn't nearly as magnificently ginger as yours. Mine is more patchily ginger, shading into my (brown) hair.
Ender: I am currently looking for a new, better job but have yet to make it past the interview stage despite many attempts. I am beginning to wonder if the beard is hampering my job search and am pondering on going back to the bald face, or maybe some kind of reduced beard.
So Barbelith, do people think beards are bad for business? Should I get rid of the old soup strainer in an effort to better myself or would (as my gut tells me) that be giving in to the opressor.
 
 
Dead Megatron
19:30 / 07.08.06
So Barbelith, do people think beards are bad for business?

Well, if you're going for a 9-to-5, cubicle dwelling drone type of job, yeah, the people doing the interview usualy frown upon beards. And long hair. And tattoos. And piercing. And colorful attire. And to much sense of humor. And not saying your worst flaw is "perfectionism". In short, drone-job.

Should I get rid of the old soup strainer in an effort to better myself or would (as my gut tells me) that be giving in to the opressor.

My advice would be, shave the beard for the interview process (as painful as it may be), and, after you got hired and they got used to you fixing the shit they make, then let it grow back in all its might. It will be then too late (but read your contract carefully: there's always the possibility they have an anti-beard clause, those mugglefuckers). First, you give in to the opressor, so, when the opressor relaxes and gets distracted, you can stick it up to them.

On a personal note, though, I'd rather stay unemployed than to sacrifice my facial furr like that. But I don't have kids or mortgage or health issues (so far), so it's easy(ier) for me to do so...
 
 
Char Aina
20:30 / 07.08.06
i have a beard.
i have been called jesus, mohammed, a bear, a gorilla, and even told by one dude i looked like the ODB if he was white, turned arabic, grew a beard, and then went back to being white.
i have no idea what that last one means.
it may have been drug related.

personally i think i look a bit like a tenor-level brian blessed crossed with tomisaburo wakayama.

i am considering shaving it off, but probably wont until i get drunk or if someone tells me it's their only reason ze dont want making fuck (possibly both).

this ronin is shallow and easily swayed on the subject of hairyfacedness.


my robot, peg-and-slot, that's-yer-lot job seems to like my beard, but frowns on the deployment of short trousers in summer.
they say capri pants and three quarters are okay, leading me to suspect that they are offended by the bare skin between the knee and the top of the calf.
i had a go at covering up with kilt socks, but alas none would stay up.

i have not managed to find any plus fours, but i am looking.
 
 
lekvar
20:56 / 07.08.06
I've recently rebeardified, not due to personal preference, but rather due to waking up late. The boss doesn't mind beards, nor tardieness, but sometimes it's easier to get out the door without taking the time to scrape off the stubble.
 
  

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