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Forced Third Tier Super Evolution

tituba

07:13 / 16.04.04

Will we ever evolve into anything more than hairy and then later not so hairy mammals?

Sax

09:48 / 16.04.04

You've taken the first step by asking that very question.

Have a Chupa-chup.

Baz Auckland

09:51 / 16.04.04

Yes. Have patience.... these things take time...

bjacques

10:44 / 16.04.04

When I read a lot of sc-fi in the '60s I had my money on having big bald heads or being superbrains in boxes, but I've since moved my bet over to Cyril Kornbluth's 1951 story "The Marching Morons." Oh, hey, CBS are showing my favorite game show, "Take It And Stick It!"

VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering

10:57 / 16.04.04

Don't be silly.

We are going to evolve into U-Boats.

Gleaming, well-maintained U-Boats.

Some of us shall have Two Periscopes.

Others will have Hydraulic Torpedo Reloading Systems.

It will be Magnificent.

Bear

11:03 / 16.04.04

We're all going to evolve into bear-like creatures I've started already - I have strange blond hairs growing on my ears, what's that all about?

Pan Paniscus

14:53 / 16.04.04

We'll realise that this 'slightly less hairy' nonsense was a silly silly waste of time, and go back to our home in the trees, subsisting on a pure, natural diet of bananas, nuts, berries and raw monkey flesh. I'm already well on the way.

HOOOOOO-GRAAH!!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

15:07 / 16.04.04

What?

You're tellng me that all my time on this plane has been wasted, and I'm never gonna be a giant robot badger?

Fuck.

Me and Darwin, we've got some things to sort out. Prison style.

No star here laces

15:08 / 16.04.04

"we" won't, but the chinese are working on it.

Pan Paniscus

15:28 / 16.04.04

Actually Giant Robot Badger form would be cool.

To be honest though, I don't give a damn as long as I can BREATHE FIRE!

pachinko droog

15:55 / 16.04.04

Big-headed MODOK types with super enhanced psionic abilities and flying recliner chairs. We'll zip about the galaxies in our faster-than-light lazy boys chatting up post-postmodern theories on entertainment and chemo-gnosis with equally big-headed aliens. It'll be all the rage. Bohemia in space...

charrellz

17:58 / 16.04.04

I've said it before and I'll say it again: All I want is a hand capable of closing wuth 4000 pounds of pressure. That's all the evolution we need. Well, that and maybe the ability to microwave things with our minds. That would be pretty cool.

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12:38 / 17.04.04

Of course, we could evolve into beings that can take on any form whatsoever. That's where i think we're heading.

Could take a long, long time. Or not.

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12:42 / 17.04.04

And then we could be spending half the time creating our own worlds/planes inside and outside of this dimension, which would be our creational capabilities fully evolved/realized, and half the time helping the next lot who'd maybe have to go through all of the crap and wonders that we're going through presently.

This feels like it could easily be posed in another forum.

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12:46 / 17.04.04

And now i've just gone and swore with the username of Maitreya, my day could be about to turn really nasty.

I had a lot invested (spiritually) in NOT SWEARING WITH THIS NAAAAaaaaaame...........urgh, failure and all that ******* ****.

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13:16 / 17.04.04

Spiritual investment my fucking arse, Buddha's are more down to earth than they're made out to be.

What a shod of shit.

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