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Demonic evil overlord devils

Gnostics Salvation

00:31 / 15.04.04

I think a demonic spirit has been hexed upon me, i keep being scratched and i keep stubbing my toe at the bottom of my bed, talk about bad luck. I do hope this turns out for the best, what doesnt kill me will make me stronger. And no demonic spirit is going to kill me(im protected by 3 withering evil spells)

Shanghai Quasar

01:33 / 15.04.04

Have you been dabbling with a Laser Spectroscope lately? That may explain your issues.

eddie thirteen

04:14 / 15.04.04

Tell that demon you have class 4 mystical armor. SPECIAL ARMOR. I bet it's the same hellspawned motherfucker who keeps leaving me half a pair of socks when I do laundry.

The Tower Always Falls

04:32 / 15.04.04

Nay, and indeed, nay. You could have +4 Dwarven Plate mail and it wouldn't work there. What you may need are Boots of Elvenkind to leave no track or mark upon the earth. I assume that works to prevent cuts as well as toe-stubbing and maybe even reducing callouses.

Of course, by spending all this time killing the Black Dragon of K'elth Swamp with your +3 Vorpal Sword of Wounding to GET to his Elvish treasure (including making the Saving Throw versus Poison from that pesky treasure chest lock), you'll have realized that maybe actually having a girlfriend is an easier path to forgetting your physical travails.

Shanghai Quasar

05:43 / 15.04.04

Gee whiz, Tower. You don't seem to have considered the possibility that Gnostics doesn't want a girlfriend. We don't all find women to be an attractive option when it comes to physical pursuits.

Someone should use their magic wand to zap this thread to Conversation. You know, before the Dark Overlords catch on.

Z. deScathach

07:46 / 15.04.04

The solution to the problem of this demon is simple and straight forward. Before retiring, cross yourself, and then drink a fifth of whiskey. This works by forcing the demon to stop stubbing your toe by getting it to make you piss on yourself.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

16:15 / 15.04.04

Someone should use their magic wand to zap this thread to Conversation. You know, before the Dark Overlords catch on.

Well, I was going to leave it here (a little humour looks good on us), but since someone's asked I'll put in the request.

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