actually, i am talking shit.
that song from that wierd animation is awesome, and i believe in the power of the korean.

is there a bad SNL joke in there somewhere?
korean?
korran?

Mazarine

03:39 / 13.04.04

There might be, but if so, I don't know what it is. But then, I'm not funny.

Char Aina

02:26 / 15.04.04

yo.
i'm here.
i have beer, but i am not drinking it.
i have weeed, but not enough for a drag, let alone a joint.

bring the happy.

Bed Head

02:41 / 15.04.04

Yo-ho-ho

I'm here, but I think I'm just about to leave the building. On the verge. Just wanted to say hello, T. Your 'lithery has been top-notch this evening.

Now, drink the beer.

Char Aina

02:50 / 15.04.04

should i?
should i scape together joint butts and add the little crumbs of dope too?

i'm not taking the piss out of you, i'm genuinely wondering. until now i thought it was a bad idea all round.

i think i need to stop smoking weed, actually...

Bear

10:58 / 15.04.04

Where is everyone today? Nobody is posting on LJ or here and I'm bored! It's Thursday people should be sciving work, Thursday is the new Friday!

Grey Area

11:02 / 15.04.04

It's lunchtime during the easter hols. Everyone with any sense is out getting food, or on holiday. I have no sense and am in the office, with food.

Bear

11:33 / 15.04.04

Easter is over that's no excuse! Yeah I guess people are just busy - I'm just making my way around the board reading threads I've not had a chance to look at before (just finished the Eastenders one)...

Guess I could get some work done....

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

11:49 / 15.04.04

Don't do it bear. Don't. Do. It.

Bear

11:57 / 15.04.04

Already have - fixed a problem in 5 minutes - I rule supreme at advising users.

Mourne Kransky

22:53 / 17.04.04

No end to your talents, Mr Bear. And you look damned sharp in a suit. We'll all be wroking for one day. Or phoning you up for advice.

I had to winkle this out from the bottom half of page two. Does this mean: The Late Shift is dying ?

Or is it just that it's Saturday and there's only me and Flowers watching tele and everybody else has a pillpoppin' asstwitchin' out-there-hittin'-on-babes kind of life?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:57 / 17.04.04

Well, I've been out watching Flyboy get horribly pissed... funnee!

(Actually, Jack the Bodiless was kind of matching him... even funnier!)

I came home because I wanted to go to bed... but it turns out the bar downstairs is having a fucking late night party. Arse.

Mourne Kransky

23:00 / 17.04.04

Living above a pub can surely suck. The only remedy is to make more noise than they do. Nine Inch Nails works really well.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:06 / 17.04.04

Oh yes.

Or Throbbing Gristle.

To be honest, I'm not too bothered- I'm not working tomorrow, and I'm probably gonna be up for a while longer with headphones on playing video games... it's just that both my wife and my flatmate ARE working tomorrow, and are horribly unhappy about the whole thing. And the dogs are a little pissed off, too. For which reasons, I'm pissed off. (That and the fact that the guy doesn't even have a late license.)

Mourne Kransky

23:16 / 17.04.04

One of our neighbours phoned the Noise Police once and then went out. So they turned up and rang our bell. Took decibel readings all over the flat and made the publican move his speakers six inches down the wall in the end.

It's a pisser though when you are working. When I was a nurse and started at 7 in the morning, I could have strangled noisy neighbours by the wee small hours. Of course, Night Shift could be worse and you'll know all about that: trying to sleep when every child in the world is happily out playing in the sunshine and making a NOISE! Kill kill kill...

Mazarine

01:14 / 18.04.04

Sup, collective. The convo seems to be deteriorating into introduction threads. Can the late shift save us?

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

08:37 / 18.04.04

I could go on about the political situation with the spiders in my basement, if you like...there's a faction that wants to annex the entire second drawer under the sink in the bathroom down there. Negotiations betwen myself and the spiders are breaking down into vague threats...they object to me keeping marijauna and other illegal substances in their territory, and I don't like the webs in the windows...the public fears another war...

Mazarine

12:11 / 18.04.04

Nope. The late shift will save nothing.

Have you tried offering the spiders any of the drugs? Perhaps they just want you to share.

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

12:29 / 18.04.04

Or maybe they just want to expand their territory so they can run around in my mouth when I'm sleeping. Not happening, bastards! I haven't been cavity-free for my entire life just so spiders can have mixers right underneath my uvula.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:24 / 18.04.04

Anyone about? I just got back from watching Peaches (with Pink Grease supporting... fucking YES!) and was intending to do arsing about with downloaded files/CD burning kind of stuff. But I've figured I'm actually too drunk to do that shit right now, so I thought I'd pop in here.

I've also just rediscovered (after a years-long wander in the culinary wilderness) the absolute majesty that is toasted sandwiches. (rubs tummy)

Bed Head

22:42 / 18.04.04

Hurrah! the lateshift lives!

When I went to cook, I found I’d stupidly run out of normal supermarket garlic, so I decided to raid the huge patch of wild garlic I’ve been leaving to grow. Tramping around a wet garden in the dark. Man, wild garlic rocks, I think I may never buy boring old standard-issue garlic again. I love the idea of a garden you can eat. I planted half a ton of Basil last week, so hopefully I’m going to have a bumper summer crop.

And I’ve got myself a beer. Life it full of tasty pleasures today. None of this belongs in the gardeners thread.

Olulabelle

22:45 / 18.04.04

Au contraire, my lord.

All of it belongs in the gardeners thread and not a single item of it in the lateshift. (Unless you can make pie from just wild garlic and basil.)

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:48 / 18.04.04

Aah... beer. I have that too. It's a guilty pleasure (one which rules my life and for which I am actually getting professional help) but God damn it, it's a fucking pleasure and a half.

What you been up to, then, BH? (Advance warning- I think I'm gonna crash soon, cos tomorrow night I start working nights again- I wanna get up early, so I'm good and tired by mid-afternoon and can get some decent sleep before work. So if I just vanish from the thread, don't take it personally.)

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:05 / 18.04.04

Actually, no, fuck it. I'm going to bed now. It's either that or stay up and get more drunk (something I'm trying to avoid). Apart from which, I have a very sad-looking doggy who wants to know why I've been out at the pub all afternoon and a gig all evening, who needs to have her ears fluffled.

Goodnight, BH. Goodnight, olulabelle.

Just like the Waltons, innit?

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