Subcultural engagement for the 21st Century...
Barbelith is a new kind of community (find out more)...
You can login or register.

If we all get wasted and make vortexes at the same time do you think we could start the supercontext off?

Page: (1)2

---

15:02 / 12.04.04

Well do you? It could just overwhelm the whole world or something and then we won't have to think about how fucking boring it is. It's like we're waiting for no reason or something.

I want it to start before i go to bed tonight/tommorrow morning, not 2012. If we fix a time we can just do it, maybe we'll need quite a few of us though so it might not happen before i go to bed.

ONLY NICE THINGS

15:06 / 12.04.04

It's a comic book.

---

15:07 / 12.04.04

Of course it is.

Tryphena Absent

15:16 / 12.04.04

Let's all dance under the light of the moon to the sound of the donkey's braying.

---

15:38 / 12.04.04

8===>Q: alyn

15:45 / 12.04.04

If I weren't at work, I would show you how much that resembles pictures of Annie Sprinkle's cervix.

bitchiekittie

15:52 / 12.04.04

"Let's all dance under the light of the moon to the sound of the donkey's braying."

god woman you're awesome

ONLY NICE THINGS

16:08 / 12.04.04

Hang on...

If you unfocus your eyes and stare at that, you can see a sailboat!

It's a sailboat!

Grey Area

16:19 / 12.04.04

No it's not...it's a schooner.

Tryphena Absent

16:24 / 12.04.04

Oh, why can't I see it? Everyone can see it but me.

bitchiekittie

16:29 / 12.04.04

me, either. it's the eyeball issues.

I'm off to whine now.

ONLY NICE THINGS

16:34 / 12.04.04

A schooner is a sailboat. In a vortex.

Grey Area

16:39 / 12.04.04

No...wait! Now I see it! It's a renovated Spanish treasure galleon with blood-red sails crewed by a troupe of tutu-wearing kangaroos, all singing selections from Disney's Greatest Hits!!!

wow.

bitchiekittie

16:40 / 12.04.04

seriously, my friend has one hanging in her BATHROOM. when I promptly began teasing her, I found out that because she has astigmatism too, she can't see what the hell it is. we stood there, straining, before I began a fresh wave of fun making. why the hell would you buy a tricky thing if you don't see the tricky bit?

and no way man, it's very clearly naughty bits.

Tryphena Absent

16:43 / 12.04.04

Following the leader, the leader, the leader. Following the leader wherever he may go!

Bed Head

16:43 / 12.04.04

The Tower Always Falls

16:46 / 12.04.04

If I weren't at work, I would show you how much that resembles pictures of Annie Sprinkle's cervix.

Best. Response. Ever.

8===>Q: alyn

16:57 / 12.04.04

Bitchiekittie, your friend has a cervix hanging in her bathroom? That's sick. I'm calling the health department.

ONLY NICE THINGS

18:18 / 12.04.04

Dude, be fair, astigmatics are practically the disabled. They need specialised cervices to live a normal life.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

18:49 / 12.04.04

Boring? But... but... but... Kakapos! Raffelesia Gigantica! Lemurs! Tapirs! Black-and-white liquorice! Platypi! Orchids! Curry! Dancing! Sex! Squirrels! Glands! Donuts! Flavoured lip-balm! The Fractal Cervixes of Mandlebrot! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

ONLY NICE THINGS

19:07 / 12.04.04

And what if everyone was astigmatic. Barring the incredible cervix shortages, think of the consequences. World War 2 would have taken *ages*.

8===>Q: alyn

19:11 / 12.04.04

Did someone say something about sex?

Grey Area

19:24 / 12.04.04

Yes. They did. It was great. You missed it. Sorry.

8===>Q: alyn

19:25 / 12.04.04

Crap. I bet no one misses out on sexy talk in the supercontext! Motherfuckers.

Grey Area

19:42 / 12.04.04

Dude, the supercontext...it's like, all about the sexy talk. And sailboats. You gotta see it to believe it man...it's trippy.

---

20:19 / 12.04.04

What exactly is it that you want us ‘all’ to do, Jack? Wank off while looking at your (ahem) schooner, is that right? And this will bring about the end of the world, yes? And you believe this would be A Good Thing and fun and stuff because a comic book told you so?

Nah, i just liked the picture i didn't want to use that as the focus for the beginning, and i don't wanna be getting myself off if the supercontext arrives, i wanna be stood there smiling at it!

Dude. You’re mock-proof.

Mocker schlocker.

Nobody snipe at me! I can't argue with this username, it'll get me bad mojo.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:22 / 12.04.04

I don't think that Mandelbrot set looks like a cervix at all. The cervix has been pulled over our eyes to blind us from the truth.

It's really a little man with a humungously fat arse and tiny round hands and a big round nose, and he's looking up, right, he's looking up at the stars.

---

20:23 / 12.04.04

Is it just a comic book then and i've been had?

Dayam..........

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

21:45 / 12.04.04

I want it to start before i go to bed tonight/tommorrow morning, not 2012.

Patience, young Jedi. Patience.

Regrettable Juvenilia

22:00 / 12.04.04

I got turned into a donkey once. Only temporarily, mind. Word to the wise: stay away from Pleasure Island. It turns out the pleasure is less for you and more for the evil donkey traders.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:01 / 12.04.04

Oh, and not to come over all pedantic or anything, but...

vortices.

Not vortexes.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

22:03 / 12.04.04

She turned me into a newt.

It got better.

Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey

22:58 / 12.04.04

Those fucking evil donkey traders! They'll get their comeuppance, though - apparently the market for evil donkeys is gonna crash when the supercontext happens.

No need for 'em then, see.

the Fool

06:01 / 13.04.04

You sure? I hear that in the supercontext, they maintain whole 3d universes of evil donkeys... purely for entertainment. They keep them inside cervical fractal schooners, maintained by mock proof voritices who have a striking resembalance to tutu-wearing kangaroos!

But then again, I am lying...

Char Aina

06:10 / 13.04.04

If we all get wasted and make vortexes at the same time do you think we could start the supercontext off?

no.

Page: (1)2

Add Your Reply