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Pornography : Barbelith's New Nazism!

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12:40 / 09.04.04

It's true. Pornographic, but true.

13:37 / 09.04.04

You're a regular Michael Grade, aren't you?

14:18 / 09.04.04

Ha ha ha, your ficsuit is "Money $hot" ...

Did you know that the word pornography refers to prostitutes, writing about prostitutes? I mean, I know there are people on this board who know that. But I didn't know that.

So pornography, basically, is erotica? So child porn eroticizes children, gun porn eroticizes guns, and Neighbors eroticizes the working class?

14:21 / 09.04.04

Sorry sorry, that was Eastenders, not Neighbors.

14:26 / 09.04.04

Mm. Neighbours doesn’t really eroticise anything, except casseroles.

14:30 / 09.04.04

Who is Micheal Grade?
EastEnders, Neighbours...where does it all end? I guess im just going to have to ignore any references that have anything to do with anything that isnt Coronation Street.

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15:01 / 09.04.04

Hey, Keggers, that's what I was thinking - just who in the name of hardcore is Michael Grade?

Mary Whitehouse, now yer talking. Who i sthis Grade character?

And you're all forgetting the rampant prostitution literature that is The Passion of Mel Gibson.

15:11 / 09.04.04

Michael Grade is the baby of the Grade dynasty. His father and uncle were the Godfathers of early British commercial tv broadcasting. He is now the head honcho at the BBC, after the old team resigned (post-Hutton) for saying "Liar, liar, pants on fire" to Tony Blair.

What shall we call this new variant of Godwin's Law? Money $hot's Law? Chesty Morgan's Law? Jeff Stryker's Law? Jordan's Law has a ring to it.

Apparently my porn name (as Xoc) would be Hugh Pimplebutt. I prefer the Sunday versions: Mister Cream or (female version) Ritzy Cream.

15:46 / 09.04.04

mine would be 'jack sinn'.
awesome.

15:48 / 09.04.04

or 'Captain Spankalot' if i use toksik...

16:05 / 09.04.04

I want to be Captain Spankalot! It's no' fair...

16:07 / 09.04.04

The point about Grade was that the Mail dubbed him "Britain's Pornographer-In-Chief". I can't be the only one who remembers that?

says Harley Spankadocious

16:10 / 09.04.04

Doctor Maxim here.

16:16 / 09.04.04

What schema are you guys using to generate your porn names? The one I always hear is (First name = your first pet's name) (Last name = Your mother's maiden name).

Making me the erotic dynamo, Gandalf Kargus.

Now if I just get to pick...here comes Dusty Bottoms.

16:18 / 09.04.04

My username..

16:36 / 09.04.04

Viddy you this: Clown Porn.

Now go soil yourself in fear, mortal flesh creature.

16:52 / 09.04.04

We've been consulting this hugely authoritative site, sine. According to them, your new porn name would be Humpy Asstronaut, if you use your ficsuit.

According to your method my first name would be Frisky or Queenie, so that could work well too.

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20:26 / 09.04.04

I really have nothing interesting to add, but felt I should share that my porn name is Master Stroker.

Ha hah.

00:01 / 10.04.04

Ricky Tail as netbanshee, or BJ Jizz in meatspace naming convention... that's from Xoc's site link.

I used to think porn names came from the name of your first pet and first street you lived on. In that case I'm rightly fitted with Maxx Penn.

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06:44 / 10.04.04

My ficsuit becomes Slick Kung Fu Grip.

Puny mortals!