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Drunken ramblings

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bitchiekittie

17:19 / 22.04.04

czernobog - I'd love you even more if you let susan be the fireman and johnny, the ballerina. but I can let that slide cause for this post, I'm faux drunk and all I gots is the love.

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19:39 / 22.04.04

"I don' fuckin' RESSPect you nor do any of yr fFRENDS cos you've got too much money and you don' do anything with it. Write a novel! work for ffffuckin' Greenpeace! Get a job! Just don' crap away your thirtiesh doing fuckall and feeling miserble about it and succumbing to fictional illnesses to excuse your patheticness!"

I replaced the thirteish with twentiesh and read it like you was saying it to me. That was brilliant.

Will you marry me? (If Rage won't)

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19:47 / 22.04.04

10 pints of Stella later :

"Yyyyccc....ffCK!!! YoUweeyy'lllll YOUuuu shhhd fKcinG WAkE UUPPP!!! cozzz, mmm like WiDe AWWWWW, kE nnnd YRR NoT!!! FCk. I Wnna Go OUT!!! Yu BNCH ov BazzderrDS!"

.......bluurb, dribble, spew, etc.

And i'd probably think that even though i could hardly speak properly, i was fully awakened or something.

bitchiekittie

00:22 / 23.04.04

things I may have said at today's office happy hour:

HAY! HAY! first of all, creepy mcgoo, there's no need to pull me close enough to tonguefuck my ear when you talk to me! second of all! are you listening? oh, ok. if you ever look down my shirt again I'm going to scream OLD PERVERT JACKASS like my face is on fire, you got me?

hey man. look, between you and me, people think you're an asshole. I mean, nothing personal, you seem like an alright guy, but c'mon! stick! up ass! also people are making fun of the way you say "let's roll" all the time. don't do that no mo'.

seriously, and I'm not fucking drunk, either - I can smell your funky ass down the hall. take care of that, will you?

Bastard Tweed

08:22 / 01.05.04

OFFTOPICOFFTOPICOFFTOPICOFFTOPICOFFTOPIC

I've been barbequoted! I've been barbequoted! I've been barbequoted! That just validated my life for a full month! Ever since I saw this board I've wanted a barbequote of my very own! Soon I'll get a barbecrush then a barbewife with a little barbehouse and barbefamily and a barbemistress on the side! Ah. Give me a moment to bask.

STOP.

Seriously though, while I wasn't drunk when I posted I had been mixing Nyquil with Dayquil and watching "The Pillow Book" and "Animal Crackers" at the same time. Who needs booze anyway?

bitchiekittie

15:17 / 01.05.04

I feel almost bad. the stinky dude got fired the other day, effective immediately.

I suspect it had something to do with his odor. I mean, he was also a useless idjit, but seriously, it's the smell.

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