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Nonsense. You love it really.

 
  

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07:35 / 06.04.04
Right then, no PM's about where the hell my sanity is, i lost it ages ago in the void. A collection of Wood-Elves, Angels and Fictional(non fictional in my eyes) Superhero's will have the co-ordinates for it though, so that's ok i guess. Oh, and that lady is smashing up one of the corridors in chapel pirelious, swarms of anti gravity flowers on the lookout.

People sometimes look to me as if to say what the hell is it with you? All i can think is : i've forgotten how we made it, i don't know.

Right then......i can see this thread going somewhere..........i'll start with Jack-in-a-box.
 
 
lonely as a cloud...
07:43 / 06.04.04
Yaaaargh! Ye can't be keeping Cap'n Jack in a box, ye scurvy son of a biscuit-eater!
Sorry, sorry, too much piracy 'round here these days...I blame the parents...
 
 
Ninjas make great pets
07:50 / 06.04.04
She said it was in the suitcase but I couldn't find it but maybe it was a fontcase suitcase maybe its not a type of clothes maybe its clothes of type what type are you? ewe? not my type..

my head hurts.



"its like a fading photograph of a patchwork quilt"
 
 
lonely as a cloud...
07:52 / 06.04.04
*bleats gently*
Yaaaargh. I be a pirate in sheep's clothing.
 
 
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07:52 / 06.04.04
"Cloudstrife, you freed me!!! I've just been in heaven and i saw Eris!!! And i smoked some crack earlier on, it was fun!"

 
 
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08:06 / 06.04.04
It looks like someone's been eating hir brains, look!

Or the grasscutter.
 
 
lonely as a cloud...
08:20 / 06.04.04
Yo-ho-ho! This calls for a celebration! thumbninja, break out the grog and sake! Yaaaaargh!
 
 
_Boboss
11:01 / 06.04.04
corblimeycrikeys, i'm sooooooo zany me! zany! and quite wacky!

look at this for zany! (and wacky!):


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUU EEEEEUEEEEEEERRRRRRR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!zanywacky
 
 
Grey Area
11:08 / 06.04.04
...it's a picture of a doll's head resting on some beefburgers in a plastic box. Hmm. Been eating those mushrooms that grow behind dad's garden shed again, have we?
 
 
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11:20 / 06.04.04
corblimeycrikeys, i'm sooooooo zany me! zany! and quite wacky!

look at this for zany! (and wacky!):


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUEEEEE UEEEEEEERRRRRRR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!zanywacky


Fucking hell, sorry.

Shall i get back in line?

It's nothing to do with ego or cool points, it's about nwoiuechEWQORHAWIOJF, and the universe's (and Eris's) need for disorder amongst the hords of order. (and order police)

So, until i see your order police credentials i'll refrian from spitting and laughing.

WOOHOO!!! Everything's gotta be an ego trip WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HEADS GONNA BURST UNDER THE WEIGHT OF ALL MY COOLNESS!!!

FUCK COOL, I AM THE FUCKING ANTICOOL.
 
 
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11:22 / 06.04.04
Or am i not part of the elite club?

Remember : if you wanna invite me into the elite : I already said 'fuck off', i'd rather die in shit.
 
 
_Boboss
11:27 / 06.04.04
wacky! zany!

zany!
 
 
_Boboss
11:28 / 06.04.04
zany!
 
 
lonely as a cloud...
11:28 / 06.04.04
/me holds zen memetic down and forces some valium into hir.
 
 
_Boboss
12:27 / 06.04.04
heh. he just called you a 'hir'.
 
 
lonely as a cloud...
12:29 / 06.04.04
/me trains a tranquiliser rifle on gambit...
Steady...
Pfffft!
Yaaaaargh! Got ye, ye scurvy dawg! Aaaaaargh.
 
 
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13:34 / 06.04.04
/me holds zen memetic down and forces some valium into hir.

HA! I switched the tablets, i KNEW you where gonna do this! You just fed me AMPHETAMINE!!!

Wocky, zony, zany, wacky, wurty, werdy, yardy, dardy, WOOOOOOOOO!!!

Eris, i see you, i see trails of light and stuff and.............Je m'appelle Gambit in a jesters hat running across the street with a hurd ov cuuuws!!!!

Dayam this stffz md nd im gnna spw speeeeeeeuuuuuuuwwwwwww itz too mutch itz luuuuuuuurrrrrvvvvvvvveeee i feellll, i gfeell on tehe florr and in the flkorist i saw flowesrs on hte munnnn on the mopnn on the ooonnz moonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnugrh ya iv goiteotta ggiotta go new an i men now iv gpotta get out ur ghhh
 
 
lonely as a cloud...
13:44 / 06.04.04
Yaaaaargh.
reloads tranquilizer rifle
Now, hold still, ye landlubber...
 
 
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13:49 / 06.04.04
Haha, fucking landlubber, that doesn't sound good. It sounds like i'm pissed out of my head with a crowbar outside a pub at three in the morning trying to dig up the path or something.
 
 
illmatic
13:52 / 06.04.04
It's as if the Internet is farting. But not as funny.
 
 
illmatic
14:00 / 06.04.04
Actually it was a full moon last night. Perhaps we need to plot your posts against a lunar calendar or something,ZM?
 
 
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17:59 / 06.04.04
It's as if the Internet is farting. But not as funny.

try not to grasp at meaning.................

Actually it was a full moon last night. Perhaps we need to plot your posts against a lunar calendar or something,ZM?


"Ahhhh, yes Illmatic, you could be onto something there. Actually, to tell you the truth my son, we're always doing this type of stuff against the order police."

 
 
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18:25 / 06.04.04
"Isis love da Luna, Luna.........."

 
 
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21:34 / 06.04.04
I'm really badly bored so i did this on the William Burroughs cut up machine from my first post and thought i'd post it. It's better than the original post.

(oh, the cut up machine is here for William Burroughs fan's because on the same page there's loads and loads of links to stuff about or by him)


on the lookout. lookout. the corridors in chapel pirelious, swarms of anti gravity flowers on the pirelious, swarms of anti gravity flowers guess. Oh, and that lady is smashing up one of the corridors in chapel smashing up one of have the co-ordinates for it though, so that's ok i guess. Oh, and that lady is ok i Superhero's will and Fictional(non fictional in my eyes) Superhero's will have the co-ordinates for it though, so that's collection of Wood-Elves, Angels in the void. A collection of Wood-Elves, Angels and Fictional(non fictional in my eyes) is, i lost it ages ago my sanity is, i lost it ages ago in the void. A Right then, no PM's about where the hell Right then, no PM's about where the hell my sanity.
 
 
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21:44 / 06.04.04
Oh, i just realized i said that it was 'better' than the original post, which was funny. It's just nonsense for the nonsense thread. The Barbelith entity said it would be therapeutic for my head, and would help me to realize that 'it' and 'me' and everything else are part of one, non-dual thing (haha, i'm laughing as i'm typing, i should be writing in my MDairy maybe) and that nonsense is in actual fact a healthy thing even though it's actually perceived to be unhealthy. (yeah i'm wasted)

And all colours in different planes at once and all that, for the nonsense thread.

Fuck, Gambit and Illmatic will love this post.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:51 / 06.04.04
Can someone wake me up when it gets to the bit about us being sheep or whatever? I like that bit.
 
 
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23:27 / 06.04.04
Hi there Stoatie! I'm giving up on 'sheep' theory as i'm a bit wiser to that now and realize that you can't just call humanity a set of 'sheep' when loads of people out there are so cool.

Optimism rocks!
 
 
The Knights Templar Boogie Machine
23:47 / 06.04.04
Zen roshi's are assigned to do the ultra mundane and messy jobs like cleaning the toilet in the temple while novice students have exceedingly light duties....
Obviously, there is a reason for this....
Discuss................
 
 
Ganesh
00:11 / 07.04.04
I'm mad, me.

No, really.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:16 / 07.04.04
Oh fuck. You've really let me down, Ganesh. I thought you were "illuminated".
 
 
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00:56 / 07.04.04
I'm mad, me.

No, really.


Feel free to discuss, if it doesn't make any sense then it'll fit in nicely here.
 
 
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01:04 / 07.04.04
I'm suprised at some of the responses to this thread, does it really look like i'm trying to put a 'mad, wacky, or zany' act on? This is interesting, i really didn't think it would annoy people.

Ok, next time if i do one of these, shall i put something like 'rant', or 'spontaneous' or whatever in with the topic abstract so that you guys don't have to make the mistake of clicking on it?
 
 
Ganesh
01:50 / 07.04.04
Can people please stop PMing questioning my insanity? Thankyou.
 
 
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01:54 / 07.04.04
Hey i've had that too a few times since i got here!
 
 
Ganesh
03:30 / 07.04.04
No, look, I know I'm a kerrrazy guy; you straights are just gonna have to get used to it.
 
  

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