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I have an embarrasing problem

The Natural Way

19:43 / 03.04.04

Right Lith, need some help on this one.

I have found myself in a situation that makes me feel very uncomfortable and is causing people around me a certain amount of distress. For the past month or so i have been getting involved in a rather destructive relationship with someone that has been in my life for some time now. Furthermore this 'other' lives with my mother. I don't know what to do, i can't really tell my family as they'd go insane and may possibly call the R.S.P.C.A.

Why can't they just leave me and my dog Frobie alone. We just want to lead a 'normal' life together. Ok so we both like a tussle in the sack and we can be real noisy at times, but it's all in the name of romance. When i look into that mutts horny big eyes i just want to grab him by the ears and PAAASSHHH.

I LOVE YOU FROBIE.

LET MAKE PUPPY.

19:52 / 03.04.04

Ahhh... Puppy love! Heres my "special friend"

Link here

Beautiful day that was.. fooling around in bed all morning..

[and yes, I feel kinda sick now.. oh well..]

Goodness Gracious Meme

20:16 / 03.04.04

Spalirunce, you are a freak. Sending the vet round to neuter you ASAP. Paid for, but if you want anything else done, it'll be extra.

20:57 / 03.04.04

cut it off!

21:11 / 03.04.04

You must declare your love to Frobie:

And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Haus of Mystery

21:46 / 03.04.04

You sick fuck. If I knew where you lived I'd come round and kick ten shades of shit out of you. My giant retarded man-child of a son has to grow up in the same world as you and your PROBLEM. How do I look into Mungo's tearful baby blues and explain to him that 'no, God doesn't exist, because if he did how could he let perversions like this happen EVERY DAY!?' WELL?

WELL?

22:30 / 03.04.04

"OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! RUFF!!!!"

23:22 / 03.04.04

A dog that don't pee on trees is a bitch.

(So says Snoop Dogg)

12:24 / 04.04.04

Banks, stop polluting Runce's lovely fictiosuit with your foul humour.

Haus of Mystery

19:47 / 04.04.04

You tell 'im Daddy.