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Old members are fucking boring!

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Nobody's girl

22:43 / 30.03.04

Yeah, you heard me! No spark, no vitality. It's nothing but jaded worldliness from you old codgers. I'm surprised that there isn't a forum where you can discuss your hip replacement surgery and ISA's.

banana?

Yeah, Fuck 'em.

I'm surprised that there isn't a forum where you can discuss your hip replacement surgery and ISA's.

We kinda did.

BK, you remember that thread, don't you? : )

bitchiekittie

22:56 / 30.03.04

yah and I can't eat gummy bears neither!

not quite pooing in a bag yet, though.

lekvar

23:04 / 30.03.04

You old 'Lithers just don't understand!

(Um, my meatsuit has seen better days, but my fictionsuit is new, can I still play?)

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23:39 / 30.03.04

Yeah!

Yu shud stop annoyin uz newbz!!!

I'll go the opposite of toksik then and say that if you've got over 2000 posts you can SHUT UP!

Because you clearly can't be as enlightened and intelligent as us newbies.

w1rebaby

00:12 / 31.03.04

Frankly, I'm not bothered by you young tykes.

(a) we get cheap drugs
(b) we get state pensions and you won't hahahaha

Baz Auckland

00:55 / 31.03.04

Jack: you've posted over 800 in the last two months... you'll be a 2000+ geezer within another!

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01:11 / 31.03.04

I know, i blame dark forces and the internet.............nothing to do with me being addicted to sitting at this pc though.

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That redefines the word scary.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

03:25 / 31.03.04

Back in my day we didn't have a bunch of young people showing up and messing things up. We put crystals in their palms and offed them when they got to 25 posts.

I miss the old days. And the pie jokes were fresher.

Baz Auckland

03:27 / 31.03.04

Goddamnit... nightmares again tonight...

Hieronymus

03:34 / 31.03.04

Don't make us turn this car around. We mean it.

The Tower Always Falls

03:43 / 31.03.04

GOD DAMMIT TOKSIK!

Thank god I'm getting the hang of lucid dreaming... That little bastard will be mowed down by sub-machinegun fire...

Regrettable Juvenilia

06:18 / 31.03.04

Yeah... well, I may not have a fancy black bathrobe and a hammer like Snooty, but I do have slippers and an oatmeal spoon. Look! Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlet.

ONLY NICE THINGS

07:04 / 31.03.04

The 1956? What is that, a band?

Sax

07:59 / 31.03.04

If it is, I haven't heard of it. But then, I only listen to The Beatles.

Grey Area

08:23 / 31.03.04

Bananas? I've still not seen one 'o them things...mind you, I won't be havin' with all them foreign fruits. Give me a good 'onest Granny Smith anyday. Young people these days...I ask ye. All they'se on about is screamin' an' wavin' their hands in the air to that bloody racket they call music. An' they don't get 'aircuts! Why in my day if you'd a walked 'round with 'air loike that, why you'd a been branded a 'arlot.
What's the world comin' to 'onestly there's no respect for any...
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The resistable rise of Reidcourchie

08:33 / 31.03.04

Haus

"The 1956? What is that, a band?"

Sisters of Mercy song surely.

Mazarine

09:20 / 31.03.04

Or an earlier, less popular Afghan Whigs album.

Eloi Tsabaoth

10:18 / 31.03.04

Points to flabby intellect
This'll happen to you, you know!

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12:46 / 31.03.04

There must be some old members here to put up a better fight...............

ONLY NICE THINGS

12:52 / 31.03.04

We probably have better things to do. How's yourself?

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12:54 / 31.03.04

I'd be better if my brother wasn't wanting to go on the computer.

You?

The resistable rise of Reidcourchie

13:04 / 31.03.04

I could talk about the war if that'll help.

fluid_state

14:40 / 31.03.04

You know all the cool places you young 'uns dream of dancing in? We made 'em that way.

Saint Keggers

14:46 / 31.03.04

I always put in my new dentures when I post.

The resistable rise of Reidcourchie

14:55 / 31.03.04

Is there a boring fiction suit? Are all the oldsters having a party that I've not been invited to?

Tryphena Absent

15:06 / 31.03.04

Bring it on you little rascals. I'll box your ears five ways from Sunday and then I'll force you to eat baby food. Raaarrrrr!

Murray Hamhandler

17:53 / 31.03.04

You know, you're right. As a wrinkly and flabby old-school Barbelither, I'm honestly all about handing the keys off to the young'uns and letting them drive this puppy off into whatever psychotropic vista they so choose. I'm too tired these days to do much more than putt pitifully along on idle.

And the flashy new colors make my colon all spastic.

gridley

19:27 / 31.03.04

So how long is a generation in Barbelith terms? Do we have a new one every three years? five years?

Saint Keggers

19:34 / 31.03.04

If you can remeber the last Trollfest...you might be an old Barbelither.

If you've had enough fic-suits to form a baseball team...you might be an old Barbelither.

I, Libertine

20:12 / 31.03.04

You're goddam right I'm fucking boring! Like Hoo-ha!

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