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VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering
16:42 / 24.03.04
Thank you for letting me ease my crippled U-Boat into your Holding Pen.

Crucial repairs are needed, I won't take up much of your time.

All I need is some sturdy Denim, a few rubber sheets and some Milkmaids if you have any.

I have my own gasmask.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
17:16 / 24.03.04
good, you'll need it.
 
 
agvvv
18:35 / 24.03.04
Did you remember to bring your own pen?!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:46 / 24.03.04
Thank you for letting me ease my crippled U-Boat into your Holding Pen.

Ooh, you smoth talker, you.
 
 
Olulabelle
21:50 / 24.03.04
I am intrigued by the sturdy denim and rubber sheets. You know, this is probably enough to make a sail.

'Smoth' talking indeed.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:11 / 24.03.04
He lured me in like a smoth to a flame.
 
 
Olulabelle
22:28 / 24.03.04
Them smoths, they're prone to that. Tut.
 
 
Hugh_DeMann
22:39 / 24.03.04
which is why they fly with their legs open...

smoth's balls are huge!
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
08:00 / 25.03.04
I feel strangely aroused.
 
 
Grey Area
08:34 / 25.03.04
I just want to know what the Milkmaids are going to be used for...
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
09:08 / 25.03.04
Milking cows?
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
11:30 / 25.03.04
nicht zu. they require milk maids to initiate Cowpox inoculation.
 
 
■
12:50 / 25.03.04
Pull the udder one.
 
 
Grey Area
14:30 / 25.03.04
The mention of milkmaids leads me to believe that you're in command of a Type-XIV U-Boot (the so-called 'Milchkuh'...milk cow). So maybe they're to be used as crew?
 
 
Baz Auckland
14:41 / 25.03.04
What else are you gonna do with Seven Maids a'Milking?
 
 
Grey Area
14:55 / 25.03.04
Treat them in the best tradition of the British navy?
 
 
tbedlam
15:58 / 25.03.04
Das Moo
 
 
Char Aina
16:00 / 25.03.04
Just how broken is this U-boat of yours, herr non kobra? It looks a bit fucked.



Maybe if you all run down the other end?
 
 
Char Aina
16:17 / 25.03.04
(grey area; i dont think we can trust the boche to hold up the grand traditions of chivalry inherent in her majesties seamen. just have a look at the pictures in the local media last time herr von kobra had shore leave.[he's the one in the denim and leather.)
 
 
Grey Area
16:54 / 25.03.04
Goodness...I wasn't aware that the German navy included vespas in the equipment issued for shore leave purposes. Must have been a lesser-known cooperative effort between the fascist superpowers.
 
 
Char Aina
17:35 / 25.03.04
well, piaggio was a major axis military contractor. although they officially stopped producing non military vehicles(in fact, anything other than planes), it has been disclosed to me by certain parties who wish to remain obscure that custom built 'iron cross' model scooters were gifted to those favoured sons of the fuhrer's reich.

it appears that herr von kobra is a man out of time, albeit one with connections.
 
 
Grey Area
17:46 / 25.03.04
Reminds me of a joke:

The US and the Soviet Union decide to have an endurance test of their submarines to see which can stay underwater longest. The two subs sail out to the designated spot, submerge, and the race is on. After a week, the Soviet sub surfaces, its occupants gasping for air. Two more days go by and the US sub pops up, foul air spewing from its hatches. As the champagne corks fly and the Americans slap each other on the back, the waters grow turbulent for a third time, a barnacle encrusted, rust-spotted submarine emerges. The hatch pops open and a bearded figure emerges, gives a nazi salute and asks "Eez ze vorr shtill on?"
 
 
VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering
16:18 / 26.03.04
A Type XII, actually.

Golden Chainsaws will be held in silent salute to Barbara Steele.

Tundras shall be crossed in Adapted Stukas with Tank Treads.

Guitar solos will scream through the forests. Moonlit terror awaits on every REEPERBAHN.

Toksik - you dirty, dirty man. Those photos are Doctored, it was a KETTENKRAD mothervucker...

VHERE ARE MEIN SCHONEN FRAUS MITT DER SWARFEGA?
 
 
agvvv
16:22 / 26.03.04
Why in gods name didnt you use a yellow submarine?
 
 
VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering
16:33 / 26.03.04
Der FAT ENGLANDERZ mitt der PUTTING BOWEL HEERCUTZ?

I vould rader EFFACUADE MEIN BOWELS.

Too you haff any DENIM UNDERVEAR?

Mein crew ist gettink SURLY.
 
 
agvvv
16:35 / 26.03.04
What? You want to smell my underwear.. you naughty naughty german..
 
 
VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering
16:39 / 26.03.04
Der VESSEL ist BLOATED mitt DEUTSCHER SEAMEN.

Ready to EXPLODEN.

I ham tryink to keep ze sturty GRIP on der siduashion.
 
 
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08:13 / 27.03.04
Another perfectly sane person enters.

VHERE ARE MEIN SCHONEN FRAUS MITT DER SWARFEGA?

I know. I keep telling them but they NEVER listen.
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
16:35 / 27.03.04
VHERE ARE MEIN SCHONEN FRAUS MITT DER SWARFEGA?

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VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering
08:46 / 29.03.04
* desperately tries to shove Bavarian Pine Kriegsmarine Mastercard into Enigma Machine for transmission *
 
  
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