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Reminds me of a joke:
The US and the Soviet Union decide to have an endurance test of their submarines to see which can stay underwater longest. The two subs sail out to the designated spot, submerge, and the race is on. After a week, the Soviet sub surfaces, its occupants gasping for air. Two more days go by and the US sub pops up, foul air spewing from its hatches. As the champagne corks fly and the Americans slap each other on the back, the waters grow turbulent for a third time, a barnacle encrusted, rust-spotted submarine emerges. The hatch pops open and a bearded figure emerges, gives a nazi salute and asks "Eez ze vorr shtill on?" |
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