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"I be kickin up a storm".

03:32 / 18.03.04

"Yes, that's right, i bloody well HAVE grown in size!!!

I thought to myself, inside the mind of this Barbeloid : 'what new machinations can i come up with so early on this ThOrsday morning that will bring a little more of the element of FIRE into this site?', and then there it was! MY own thread!!!

RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!

The Barbeliod in question, fuckin ezne mometocmeme or whatever the dumb twat decided to call himself has made an agreement with his totem PANTHER animal, to allow me to operate from inside his mind from TIME to TIME.

This is my home of rantings, you can't tell me i'm a threadrotter in me own pissing thread so here i am!

This is MY thread. I'm going to be operating, no so covertly, from inside the mind of this Barbeliod AS and WHEN I SEE FIT.

Don't you dare step into my caf either without :

a) drugs
b) something funny
c) something fucking UNIVERSALLY important!

I am the TAO!
I am the SQUIRREL OF WRATH!
And whilst you humans are chopping our fucking trees down i WILL NOT STOP!

I'll be back when i think of some songs to share or just as soon as i think of WHAT IS BEHIND THE MOON.

There better be something for Squirrels aswell.

If you have your OWN ANIMAL PERSONALITY, you can join me in my thread. But NOT, and i repeat NOT IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, can you rot my thread with academic, degree level fucking JARGON!!!

(animal personality entrance requirements include :

a) a fuckin picture
b) THATS fuckin IT.

We are operating in tandem with the animal galactic council, system lords, Human galactic council, WOOD ELF's, Galactic troll council, night and day, to MAKE A GLOBAL CHAIN OF SQUIRREL CAFS.

Yeah, you know..............just bring it on down to the caf, me sez with a laf."

03:55 / 18.03.04

The squirrel that can be followed is not the eternal squirrel

The squirrel that can be named is not the eternal name

04:00 / 18.03.04

The Squirrel said : "Are you trying to undermine my revolution!?"

04:06 / 18.03.04

My spirit animal is supposedly the owl. I found out about this in a diner/pool hall in Memphis (Tennessee, not Egypt) from a friend of a friend while running away from a hurricane, and promptly took this information and did absolutely nothing.

I figure I must be a barn owl, cause I'm pretty chalky. Why not be a snowy owl? I don't know, I'm just not.

The irony was that the friend (R) of the animal-reading guy had been evaluated as a shrew, and our other friend (B) a weasel. B & I questioned R's wisdom in hanging out with his natural predetors. If I recall, he shrugged it off, and I didn't harp on it, because we were staying with him in Memphis due a damned hurricane in New Orleans.

I like squirrels quite a lot- I feed one that lives by my apartment when I have something for it, and it seems inclined to take it. I sat for about an hour nearby at one point while we both shared a bag of sunflower seeds. It growled at me briefly, something I did not know squirrels could do, but I think it was concerned I intended to take the seeds back. At no point did I feel any urge to eat it whole and cough up little balls of fur and bone later in the week, to then be sanitized and shipped off to elementary school students to pick apart.

Squirrels are keen. (And I am trying so hard not to work on my midterm essay for tomorrow. What's the totem animal of procrastination? Or does it just not work that way?)

05:48 / 18.03.04

That's cool! Squirrel of wrath is very happy that you decided to feed one of his brethren sunflower seeds, but at the same time is pretty pissed and is scowling from inside me because of the fact that i don't have any sunflower seeds to eat myself.

06:08 / 18.03.04

Here is an old thread about the black squirrels where I used to go to school. It seems relevant here.

I buy my sunflower seeds at the grocery store, they sell them by the pound next to the lentils. But the squirrels I've met are fairly open minded about food, so long as it contains at least some nut or grain product. Perhaps if you had something like that, it would appease the squirrel within.

06:28 / 18.03.04

Nice one, i'll have a look at that thread, the Squirrel will make sure of that. I just remembered aswell, last night i got a Fruit and Nut Dairy Milk chocolate bar! I haven't bought one of those in ages (easily over a year), maybe the Squirrel is already taking over my decision making functions.

06:57 / 18.03.04

There's worse animals to have influence your decisions. For example, you could have a possum influencing you, and when a car came towards you, you'd just run around in circles to escape. Or, if it was an armadillo calling the shots, you'd just jump up about three feet in the air, or just about the height of the grille, to try and scare the car.

Squirrels at least make a run for the curb. And they store food and plant trees. Which means they're already doing better than most people I know.

07:24 / 18.03.04

I see he's changed his name from Squirell.

07:43 / 18.03.04

I see he's changed his name from Squirell.

Yay!

As for Squirrels planting trees.....wow. I love them even more.

08:49 / 18.03.04

I'm not sure that they mean to, but they keep burying nuts and trees keep popping up, and I can't fault or discount accidental tree planting among the fuzzy, so we'll call it a credit instead. Or I will. Everyone else can do what they want, in regards to this.

12:39 / 18.03.04

I'd like to have an animal totem, but I'm afraid all my ooptions are icky city animals, except for the flock of ducks camped out in the soccer field across the street. They've been there for weeks, I hope all this snow hasn't done them in...

mmmm, duck soup...

13:23 / 18.03.04

Well if you haven't got a totem animal what are you worrying about? There's nothing for you to offend! Put on whatever mad animal mask you deem fit and come join the thread!