"I am the Squirrel of wrath,
And i own a caf,
If you wanna feel my wrath,
come steal from my fuckin caf,
and i'll throw you in a bath,
of nettles and gerkin juice,
and then i'll laugh,
'cos you'll no longer bring your robbin ass into my caf,
yeah yeah, i got eggs and bacon frying,
sausages and tomato flyin,
'cos we like food fights in our caf,
we like avin a laugh,
wavin a magical staff,
summon Squirrel cheifs of old,
summa dem dudes where bold,
they knew wot ta do,
come on i'm lookin at you!
rant all ya won't in my caf,
but no fried Squirrels NNNAAAAAAAA!!!
YOU'LL BE RIGHT BACK OUT THA DOOR!!!!!"
"RAWKING IN DA CAF,
GET SOME METAL ON IN ME CAF,
AND BRING SOME BOOZE,
'COS WE LIKE GETTING PISSED IN DA CAF!!!
FIRST THING MONDAY MORNING,
FOOK THA CUSTOMERS!!!
'cos this is ONE UNRULY FUCKIN CAF!!!"
"Yeah right on there me human partners,
Squirrel caf rulez!!!"
"AND A ONE TWO THREE FOUR BACK TO THE BEGINNING NOW, WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" |
