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Persephone
16:21 / 16.03.04
Precious Moments figurine with blonde hair in ringlets and saucer-shaped eyes. Holding a copy of Our Town to signify that she is a thespian. Supposed to represent ...me. In Bizarro World.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
16:24 / 16.03.04
Wait, is this stuff we really own? I have lots of objets-d'art, I suppose, but since I got rid of my crate of bicycle wheels I'm afraid I have little to contribute. Um, St. Jude votive cards, painted, looking like John Ritter.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
16:26 / 16.03.04
Sounds horrifically realistic to me.

Worlds largest and most tedious collection of camels, camel-related artefacts. Metal, ceramic, many wicker models...
 
 
Persephone
16:28 / 16.03.04
Stuff that you actually own that you might actually sell. But there's no actual selling in this thread.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
16:51 / 16.03.04
Bottle of raisin brandy in the shape of a clothed Venus De Milo. Never been opened. The bottle is translucent but the head (the stopper) is disturbingly opaque).

Two Lomographic Society "action samplers" of different design.

Similarly, Polaroid "Joycam."
 
 
Ex
17:03 / 16.03.04
Complete set Blue Peter annuals - supposedly valuable/rare/desirable except issues 1-3 look as though they've been chewed by dog and not Blue Peter dog either chiz chiz.

Six marionettes.

Copy of Scouts in Bondage. You'll know when I hit hard times, it'll crop up on Ebay ("HILARIOUS JOKE GIFT").
 
 
Baz Auckland
17:54 / 16.03.04
4 boxes of tourist pamphlets. Thousands of 'em, mostly relating to Ontario, but good snapshots of what was being advertised to tourists in London and Paris in 1995... I can't believe I collected all those...
 
 
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18:05 / 16.03.04
Complete set Blue Peter annuals - supposedly valuable/rare/desirable

 
 
Whisky Priestess
13:05 / 17.03.04
A china nodding-dog style Hello Kitty figurine.

Why do I own this?
 
 
Ex
16:18 / 17.03.04
Mr Mimetic, are you mocking the concept that they might be desirable? Or just wondering why someone as urbane and stylish as myself accrued so many fucking Blue Pete annuals? It's because when you have htree of anything, a rumour goes round that you collect them, and you get deluged by relatives grateful to have pigeonholed you. Birthday and Christmas.
A talented neologist barbeloid should invent a name for that effect, as a law of human social interraction.
 
 
HCE
16:41 / 17.03.04
Men's Swiss Army wristwatch ('Officer's Ratchet bezel Model 24359'), steel bracelet, white face, large scratch on glass and missing crown. Seized from useless ex-boyfriend. Comes with original box, spare links, and my curses.
 
 
gingerbop
17:16 / 17.03.04
A huge collection of high waisted, narrow legged, handed-down-to-the-poor-victim-at-the-bottom-of-the-chain jeans; and my bedroom.
 
 
pachinko droog
17:16 / 17.03.04
A small desktop nicknack with an engraved metal disk suspended between two vetical bars that one is supposed to spin, with the intention of creating an optical effect. On one side is an engraving of a race horse, on the other the jockey. You spin it and it appears to be one picture.

Guranteed hours of amusement.
 
 
beelzebub jones
02:02 / 19.03.04
my great great uncle owned ships. based in san francisco they would sale to asia, the east coast, around "the horn", no panama canal, and to europe. his daughters, were two crazy old ladies and even though their house had a dozen bedrooms you couldn't stay over cuz there was no room. anywhere. there was shit from all over the world. once they gave me a little ornate box made from three differnt metals. inside was a bunch of teeny tiny toys and shoes and books. but the best thing was alittle pill box. you open up and inside was another very small box about half a centimentre cubed. it opened like a matchbox, you know sort of slid out like a drawer. the drawer was a room with an art deco floor and in the centre of the room, carved out of one grain of rice was a bride and groom. in the kind of detail that just made me want to crush it between my fingers. it really freaked me out. i still have it but i've only looked at it that one time.
 
 
Cop Killer
06:02 / 19.03.04
I really don't have that much stuff, because of my lack of steady employment and my tendency to spend all my money on music, booze, pot and other things of that sort, every now and then I buy a book. I guess the only thing that I could trade is my Motorhead double LP with the sleeve that's made out of leather, damn is that thing cool.
 
 
Sax
07:20 / 19.03.04
Signed photograph of Kenny Baker as R2D2 in Star Wars. With verification that I met him in the form of a photo of him standing on a stepladder pointing at a bird-box while I crouch on the floor, steadying the ladder.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
08:46 / 19.03.04
Beelzebub Jones, I am frantically jealous of your aged relatives. That box sounds fantastic. In fact it reminds me of Pippi Longstocking's cabinet full of wondrous things, and doesn't everyone want to be Pippi Longstocking?
 
 
beelzebub jones
06:20 / 20.03.04
kit-cat club. the analogy is perfect. when we'd visit the old sisters i thought i was in a nancy drew or hardy boy mystery. there was a big bay window overlooking the bay and the golden gate bridge and on the sill were dozens, if not a hundred, binoculars and small telescopes. there was a setee in the entryway where the only phone was and behind it a passage that led to two parlors, the kitchen and a bedroom. when they passed they left my mother the herculean job of sorting through the madness. everything you can imagine in sterling silver, ivory or tortoise shell, desk sets, vanity sets and cutlery. serrated knives made entirely of tortoise shell that could cut you to your bone!
 
 
Persephone
00:16 / 08.08.04
OMFG, I was cleaning the house & here's this Precious Moments figurine again. I had hidden her behind some things. Should I smash her with a hammer?
 
 
the cat's iao
06:51 / 08.08.04
Well, you could do that...or you could make it more interesting by trying to figure out a way you could launch it at a relatively high velocity into a brick or concrete wall--perhaps with a slingshot of some kind. The goal being to see if you can get it to go fast enough so that when it hits the wall it doesn't merely break into pieces, but disintegrates into dust. Perhaps you might want to videotape it so you could watch the impact in slow motion.
 
 
rizla mission
09:41 / 08.08.04
You should attempt various inventive methods of trying to destroy it, and film/photograph them as some kind of art thingy.
 
 
sleazenation
13:47 / 08.08.04
Take the figurine with you when visiting friends - or better still, relatives - during your stay make an excuse to go to the toilet and take the opportunity to deposit the figurine along with their other objet d'arse (if you have no other options leave it on the cistern) - this way you get to dispose of your figurine in an amusing creative way - and its new owners will have no idea how they came to own it...
 
 
Grey Area
16:01 / 08.08.04
Actually, wouldn't leaving it on a shelf somewhere be funnier? They'd probably walk past it for a day or so before noticing that this...thing...has suddenly turned up. Long enough for you to make your getaway. Leaving it in the toilet just speeds its discovery and potential return.
 
 
Persephone
01:06 / 09.08.04
Or I can mail her to somebody... like the wandering notebook. It'll be even funnier if somebody holds on to her forever. Or if she gets lost.
 
 
Persephone
01:08 / 09.08.04
Or broken!

Ha ha, I'm mean.
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
01:33 / 09.08.04
I have a pair of wooden-soled leather clogs, originally made for a 1 year old child, approximately 110 years ago.

They look horrifically uncomfortable and were originally made for some distant relative, who is now in no fit state to wear them.

Any offers?
 
 
Triplets
01:46 / 09.08.04
Perse, feel free to mail her to me and I'll return the favour and ship her to someone else on the Barbesignal.

I offer no promises that she will not end up with a black marker mustachio by my hand.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
08:56 / 09.08.04
Persephone, take a picture of the figurine next to a local landmark, then send it so someone else on the 'lith with the picture. They can so the same and so on until it is in about 30+ different locations. We can then sell the story to several local rags about how the figurine disappeared on day and send pictures with note about how it is looking for it's long lost love, that garden gnome which went touring the world.

With all the money that we make we can erect a shrine in your local park using the figurine as a centrepoint as a homage to failed romance and the guestbook can be interspersed with figurine/gnome slash.

You could charge entrance and use the funds to make the shrine ever more gaudy and tacky. Finally you can fake your own death and bequeath the shrine to the care of Jodi Foster and John Malkovitch, the greatest love story that never was.

I'd like to pawn my strange mood.
 
  
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